Wine, the heading of the Millennium is not absolutely, if man or woman, will drunk N times.
As for drunk behavior, can be narrated as people can not assist laughing ... ... Let us take a look after their drunken mingle it.
1. My friend is interesting, in 1 nectar, and purchase a watermelon, watermelon male of non-management selling to straw male selling watermelon to look him Bangtaiyaoyuan , and fearful, firm explanation, narrate no straws, my friend leave.: I live in the zone until the bodice, side along side seven erections, which is my home you? I Biezu Jin hurrahed a voice: I saw a few approximately the floor, the lights are flashing. I laughed, apparently a gate, and I shouted: words: Leaders watch the location is not good, and immediately inquired me to bring him home. But while I approach out and peeve a taxi, which my colleagues above the train merely not life and necrosis, but happily sitting above the restrain. He looked up and saw, quite brave in front of the sky, said: 4. a repast, a beverage some buddies tall, but it seems fairly explicit, and everyone there is not attention to him. Finish dinner, when it suddenly rushed to the medium of the road buddies, hand stopped a police patrol the 110, then Lakaichemen, red sitting inside the pol.ice loudly said: I know you this motorcar a eleven kilometers, (Qingdao, a taxi pricing is a per kilometer) can you likewise do no absence to jot so many to me, you thought I was nearsighted ah ... ...
5. to restaurant for dinner, there was a buddies goes to the lavatory, came back very mysterious to tell us: , Jiuqi namely brothers will fight. Of course, we quit, ask them: He does not muff with you, and you knock him do? He was dressing leather pants motorcycle drive catch dinner. After drinking a foolish pass, we recede. In the street to destroy up, it suddenly urgency buddies attach to go under a tree, no solution leather jeans, but undid the belt and saw his hand and strap, began the tree directed at amusement together. End, he also carrying a pass crazy shaking belt. Then, he fired his motorcycle. Just when he started, he noticed the rainy leather jeans really below the floor into a group. So he asked us disturbed special sentence: have a special hobby legend, a high drink like human to distribute money, one hundred, folk take a taxi home. Who do not ambition him to whom acute and ruthless people can not beat a meal. Can be one to the next day, he went to something special in front of grievances one by one, put on a couple of miserable: the money, among one month actually occurred to him three times.
8. My dad, drunk and people adore to wager, and once he returned late at night, we went to the tavern to find him. Found him, he was on the street and another person clamoring to see than the pros and cons. Quarreling, he took off his age Omega wrist hands,
on sale christian louboutin, to fling along the street, and then hurriedly walked pick it up excitedly shouted: His shirt, pants, knots, are stacked neatly on the side, pressing the top of his cell call, is actually off the machine. There are shoes, but also neatly ordered, socks, shoes on the chasm ... ... It seems that the brothers are headed this. Then I thought, thanks to this dude does not slumber undressed hobbies, or, more lively to read.
10. On one cause, Tianjin to the consumers, who claims to make us sink down in Shanghai under the chart, of course we are not convinced, then turns on stage. From beer to drink red wine, from wine to drink wine, drink white wine from the wine, the end result is: the guy who Tianjin toe rupture of the wife should hold upstairs, but confusedly year-old daughter from my first floor back to the seventh floor, and then sent back to the first floor from the seventh floor stumble, meal beaten by his wife, eyes are green.
11. After drinking the wine with the gang, by and by go to such and such a home. Walked, roamed off one human gone, another to look in him. Dajia certain premier home, sit down, after a while the man wandered off to children, and very proudly telling everyone he ran into pickpockets, and so he did not even hit the robbers intimidated to hit with a brick scamper. Soon as he finished, he went also to the man, and said angrily walks away and gets hit with a brick that Hell he wrecked his Baotoushucuan.
12. Once, a few friends approximately the sovereign in a motel phoned the head to drink, after one of them drunk, he fair need to obtain to another hotel to be variant team drinking buddy,
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13. have a friend said: I once got drunk in the evening back to my wife off my raiment and shoes off, I do not want to take off, give her a slap in the face, but also said the word, Go away, I have a wife ~ ~ the next day up the table with hot milk and eggs, and a note that said, do not want to leave, just drunk)
14. the year before winter, met a girl. Temperament too good to die. Both of us stick together nearly every day. Night is not going to go to hot disco pub. Once night, we drunk and back home. She returned home to start trouble. Crying, crying to many. A man hiding in her lavatory crying. I pulled her out the door flung open, she drill a massive wardrobe, and then call. Finally getting her into bed, she embraced me tearful. It also is not ended, see the hand of the phone, slammed it. Severely hit the wall to go. I then watched the fine folding mobile phone in half. The next day, she woke up over. Propped head and looked at the ground snapped the phone, angrily ran downstairs carry out a brick up. I looked at her puzzled. I saw the madam pick up the bricks and mortar to pound fiercely phone, breaking open the shell, she cleared the parts inside, smiles at me and said: then buy a piece in cell phone! put him on the train, went straight to his house to go to, lied to him that is to Kara OK. To home, his wife opened the door, who knows this fellow hugged his wife and laughing said to us: In a bad attack, went straight back to the room to sleep. That man saluted us into the alive room to sit down, mention to our anthem, and then himself got into the toilet. Less than a minute into the toilet, his home phone rang, and his wife came out to reply the phone, listened half a minute to exclaimed: Man who was said to not go to work for a week!
16. a relationship unit to request our colleagues to drink, remedy the place is a very upscale restaurant, abalone, bird's nest alternatively something, point a lot. During the evening we drank frequently, rotating round contention, do not know how numerous flasks of red wine to drink, just memorize walking,
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17. I know a brother, Nanjing, and especially like to drink. Come and go when he was a small magnolia motorcycle ride, one night, he was drunk, but still riding his motorcycle home. He, too, see the road, and only know thatfaint forward State Road 312 all the course forward. Can not remember how long the ride, so he was somewhat {awake|awake}, the ascend prefer abruptly and saw a sign in front turned out to be He actually ride from Nanjing, Zhenjiang small Mulan motorcycle ride! Genghen is riding on Magnolia and then he rode back from Nanjing, Zhenjiang.
18. usually do to send a very agreeable man drunk, and went to a small tree convenience, time off to go get away, but it felt like someone laid prop of him, he turned decline, People waiting for him to see a person engaged for him, and so impatient, but also came with him argue, found that he is both man and the tree belt and bound together, and even went to the tree for a moment brotherhood rain ... ...
19. I was studying, drinking high, flat feminine colleagues to send him to the hospital. To the hospital, the nurse gave him the injection, he took the hand of petticoat colleagues, said:
20. My sibling sent units year-end bonus, he and several colleagues on a good canteen to commemorate a pass. Satiated, the sibling out of car keys to open a bicycle, but in any case are not open. Brother thought, probably for they drink,
nike run free, and hand shaking because of it? Anyway, today made a Tingduo money, simply had to make a ride home. So he put the bike into the trunk of a taxi, take a taxi back home. The next daytime, after sobering up, went downstairs and saw his sibling, bad! He had to bike to a taxi then pulled behind. The original, a quick pluck to work home by night by his companion Mike's bike is!
21. have a buddy, . Xing drink, he loves and friends hit the head, which is holding a man's head, Shenkan a pass, and then the forehead do not know when the 2 collide, the sound is loud and crisp, rattle rattle of. Then to see him to Torture. Poor him, forever drink the next day to call to ask
22. One of my neighbors, I like to drink, often drunk. Once, after he was drunk on the taxi, the driver drove so slowly he said to go. Can wait for a long time has not happened, looked back,
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24. One time, one of my friends from outdoor work to Qingdao, and friends to a restaurant together a morsel, and he drank a little high, to the hotel, the room would not life and death the opener out, no way,
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people no choice, it suddenly shot to the body three times, psalming, called All the cold,
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