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2006464 2008 年 06 月 19 日 17:56 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (4) Categories: funny
College Entrance After the test is ... strange questions, respondents also varied. Really admire the students now, ah, thinking
Victoria trip, epoch, and we were to behave, the difference is too great, huh. Look at a group of fill-language papers ---
>>>>> 1.__________, to eliminate the Iraqi people were emaciated
>>> >> classmate A: incense burner does not regret the end
>>>>> (positive solution for the \>>>>> 2. asked him what so clear ,__________
>>>>> students Answer: mind its own springs in
>>> > \__________
>>>>> students A: husband and wife to sit dawn
>>>>> (language teacher laughed when scoring halo. after the matter in the classroom, said , and halo! is interpreted as \A tree ,__________
>>>>> students: a move
>>>>> (being interpreted as \action, hehe, it fit the facts A)
>>>>> 5. gentleman oblige students ,__________
>>>>> A: Villain takes away people's love
>>>>> (direct Yunsi)
>>>>> 6. the poor are spared ,__________
>>>>> ; students Answer: the rich queens
>>>>> (positive solution: up and the world economy)
>>>>> 7.__________, gan Students who Bushi Jun
>>>>> A: As long as seemingly Saddam
>>>>> (Khan |||....)
>>>>> 8. concubines three thousand students ,__________
>>>>> A: iron bars will be ground into a needle ~~~~~~
>>>>> (being interpreted as \Students >>>>> A: Phoenix plucked chicken as well as a student
>>>>> A: Both husband and wife around the house also
>>> ;> \A: The bed fighting end of the bed there is a student co-
>>>>> A: Marriage on the wrong palanquin Lang
>>>>> 11.__________, finds no Church
>>>>> the wife of students no less than A: The statement issued by her husband not to go to bed
>>>>> (language teacher fury!)
> >>>> 12. Nung ,__________
>>>>> students A: diamond is forever
>>>>> ( was laughing, now I feel very classic. are interpreted as \;> classmate A: The Village by the river to climb turtle
>>>>> (on the very neat)
>>>>> 14. I would advise God Students re-Dousou ,__________
>>>>> A: God told me roar roar three
>>>>> (being interpreted as \Gong Zizhen)
>>>>> 15. Thomas Paine students ,__________
>>>>> A: The key moment was magical
>> ;>>> another student replied: mouse son can make hole
>>>>> (Office of the language teacher the whole image of the collective without laughing)
>> >>> 16. Tianruoyouqing days old classmates ,__________
>>>>> A: do not romantic Wasted!
>>>>> (being interpreted as \Luoyang relatives, such as phase Q ,__________
>>>>> students: Please do not tell him
>>>>> (being interpreted as \pot \his aging mother remains charming, especially memory
>>>>> 19. good medicine tastes bitter ,__________
>>>>> students A: do not eat is the fool
>>>>> Everyone must die ,__________
>>>>> students A: There has just died
>>>>> ; (Outcome: Parents will be left to the teacher lecture after the birds ... ...)
>>>>> 20. Moonlight ,__________
>>>>> student A: Li Bai Hong sleep
>>>>> 21. Guanzhongkuibao ,__________
>>>>> student A: I'm surprised
> >>> \>> classmate A: Pa Konka color TV
>>>>> 23. Remanbar wines students ,__________
>>>>> A: money, beauty a lot of
>>>>> 24.__________, pedestrians Deep Sorrow
>>>>> masterpiece of junior middle school students: middle of the night ghost knocking
>>>>> 25. There are times exam Tao \\> classmate A: my wife and the wife who's wife
>>>>> (the teacher, said later that the students marking a particularly dedicated, ha ha)
>>>> ;> 27. Looking back, armored cavalry ,__________
>>>>> students A: see today, stalker
>>>>> ( is interpreted as \;> classmate A: The smell is the same
>>>>> (the examiner and the outside of the principal Xiaofan)
>>>>> 29. first day Pair the students, \> \Students Answer: This is when the two were married
>>>>> 31. sunk boat sail past thousands of junks students ,__________
>>>>> A: peacock Synchronized multi-screen
>>>>> 32. hates few when goes to use the book to students ,__________
>>>>> A: The end is not enough money to spend
>>>>> 33. Tianruoyouqing days old classmates ,__________
>>>>> A: If people love die young
>> >> \;> classmate A: Who stool without a paper
>>>>> (there is no language of the ...)
>>>>> 35. there are times zhao Dreamy test,
paul smith designer, \>> \
>>>>> students: He stab me with his body
>>>>> 37. language exam, fill in the blank there is a revolutionary poem: \the door was locked out,
>>>> ________________,
>>>>> a voice shouted :_________________ I want freedom, but how people's body yard climb from doghole
>>>>>
>>>>> out ... \: climb out of the hole for the dog also locked / ######## are locked!
>>>>> 38. mountains and seas always love ,___________
>>>>> students A: give a line not
> ;>>>> (Volume teacher approved the sentence: Love is the situation, points are points, do not give a line)
>>>>>
> >>>> 39. high school, when a monthly exam, on the sentence, \
>>>>>
>>>> class
>>>>> Some people write: accidentally twist to the waist. Another one, last sentence: \. \Some people write, silt out of lotus root; there are more must, write: The start of both
>>>>> 40. I ask, can a misery ,___________
>>> >> classmate A: is like a pot of Erguotou
>>>>> (teacher installment of \