8. nothing to look at the morning Home, see the above linked to the recruitment of new content to the point a bit boring, dismay, found their positions impressively ... ...
3. Netease morning saw a comment on the first floor of the original is a screenshot
: Some cool people have come and listen to 5, how to say? ! ~
On the second floor: 5th floor, I think it very reasonable.
F: 5 F, the voice of the people out
floor: 5th floor, very well said indeed!
fifth floor: Upstairs is SB
23. I am the ambulance doctor, a patient told me today he was only 6 months a good life and I would like to point words of encouragement! comfort to: six months passed quickly, be strong !
! !
42. my junior high school class teacher particularly fierce, with five weekly classes will be lecture before going to school. Once, she love to the excitement Department, said the force of justice, I was fighting back and around a few students did not dare to laugh, had his head buried deep. I remember one of the guys lying on the desk, biting his hand hard. . .
38. with a chat with her sister, said: The day before yesterday my boss, a man, and understand and like, look back on my computer a long time, said, working hours!
39. downstairs funeral team blowing
40. morning and met a cow
subway subway and suddenly a man child's phone ringing,
all the passengers, a: grandfather, grandson gave it to you to the phone. . . . Grandpa, grandson gave it to you to the phone. . . . Grandpa, grandson gave it to you to the phone. . . . .
children saw that the man took out his cell phone long period of slow, answer: Hey, Dad, what happened. . . .
32. My wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her.
saw an old woman, said seriously: read the book to see who you are. His wife was sick to the hospital earlier,
sale on christian louboutin 送一糖尿病偏方！拿出来好心疼哦！, Buddha is useless
48.2009 on July 22, I see a guy on a BBS, said:
49. female friends go to weddings,
timberland boots for sale, consult us what to wear to be approached. Replied: red or white dress. So wearing a dress elegant twist to the hotel.
report back at night, today turned out to be approached by numerous strike up a conversation topic content: We are together on the table has not come yet? Miss trouble Sheng point rice. To 2 bottles of Snow! May I ask where is the bathroom? Here is the XX and XX of the wedding it?
14. Netease Yichang User [7] (221.233 .*.*) the original paste:
husband and I have a quarrel heck, while her husband was sleeping when I squatted the top of his head
for his fart smell good vent, mended too hard and pulled directly into a pile of feces on his face.
7. a buddy courage QQ, MM affectionate to tell the truth, while MM replies: I am her mother, I have come to steal food
29. high school with theory nonsense
, and I can not be reconciled na, na I can not be reconciled
30. We always like pretending to maths teacher told me a humorous jokes no one laughs
our class to discuss a spoof of him, and so the first thing he said when the school, we
all day he came in laughing unison, silent a moment that he dad died
I immediately burst out laughing, others silent.
24. ruffian on the eve of the messages received by his girlfriend, And then a: You receive this message, you it is.
46. hostel buddies strong violence, a day that there are mosquito nets, busy grasping for a long time did not catch, man sighed and said: up, put up for several days did not hang a mosquito net, and finally the mosquitoes to starve to death, we sweat ah ~~~~~ that this is not what is right, many people did.
day he found a fly flew into the nets actually, told us: We said:
Keep watching the swing side of fan fiction, do not let the flies landing, the results two hours later, finally flies fly no more. Minato fly past his prodding, said:
47. remember that time and my parents went swimming, when he first entered the door to see a tattoo of a community of young people live, shaving a ! When we meet the water when the temperature between the water Look at my brother swagger through a stop tenrai thing happened. . . Well on his neck a good thick rough Daikin chain afloat. . . . .
2. students go to the bathroom between classes, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help. . . It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so and so in the toilet, so you send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086
25. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, the wife went to the toilet to stay a long time, so more often, and her husband would have asked his wife: in the toilet doing? seems kinda vent? His wife said: toilet brush,
herve leger dress discount! Asked her husband can ######## vent the toilet brush? Wife said: do not know, anyway, are you with each toothbrush
16. One time we all have to go home after class ring a bell, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, think: No, humiliating, I installed halo.
results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up,
自制蒜蓉辣椒酱!!~~, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...
26. One time I rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi, just saw the second page to tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle, write , this is the killer ... ...
12. That day suddenly found that I had aunt,
蛋花花：中国到底有多少精神病？, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother!
6. night my girlfriend said I was too your mother, I too happy, just like she got into a fight, wanted to become a man that, but it finally began to cry uncontrollably.
18. Dad the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching mtv when Michael Jackson was surprised to find that Dad stood behind, his face thoughtful expression.
19. A gay female friend and sharing a house. One night she was very upset, that gay is very considerate to her under a bowl. She suddenly felt very warm, he said:
20. Yesterday, plus receive a friend request message QQ: phone and says:
21. One day, physical way, toilet solve personal problems. Results worry incursion into male toilets. Saw a boy is peeing urinal, I was on the Mongolia, is preparing to quietly retreat after a second, the results were found, weighs. Saw that the boys shouting Then later I said something incredible that the words themselves
22. faint and drink urine to a restaurant bathroom and saw the word written on the wall, leaned in for a look that says: After this statement has a urinary their shoes.
37. We used to have a baby dormitories (male), the honest little while (stupid), and sometimes stupidly charming. One time at night after lights out, and everyone in the chat, he stresses, such as I have money to find three girls. We are held together by his taste for, and asked him then, he saw calm, said, playing mahjong ...
43. a male colleague has been entangled girlfriends, to develop relations with her. Excuse the cheek to ask her all day phone number. Girlfriends helpless, touched the pocket last week, the 5th anniversary of the elderly at home, went to the second cemetery,
womens nike dunks, happened to buy a packet of tissues, above a crematorium phone. Then included the numbers tell their male colleagues.
very confused the next day a man complained to everyone, called to ask whether Miss XX? The other answer: What is sent prior to yesterday? Have been burned before yesterday, not today, into the furnace.
1. female friends birthday, we discuss four of a zero-fat
result, they did not send.
50. brother take the bus, the car is always a beautiful girl looking at him. Brother thought: the girl may have their own interesting, can not help but psychological flattered. Girl get off the station. Upon seeing his brother with it down immediately. Girl walked in front, looking back from time to time. Courage brother ran forward, not without humor approached and said: do not rub.
4. dormitory on the 6th floor, climb and found the key did not take down the stairs and asked the aunt to take,
mbt discount, and then climb up to the door, go also key, and then climb up to, found the door closed, next to a student passes asked,
5.1955 per capita income in China is South Korea's 3.2 times, 1.1 times of Japan. But after 50 years of
31. I put a fart on the bus,
see around us have waved, face pain,
I waved.
lady next to turn your back on me: you do not installed
36. water and soil do see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins in a number of children ran, ran to sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a group of ducks, Come Come and count the , twenty-four thousand six hundred seventy-eight. . . . Then the cashier is depressed by half the number of heavy coins go back a few ....
13. want to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me), and then asked him to begin his refusal to admit that I never thought in my tight schedule Next, I began to admit even to hold.
41. think of one thing to
University University of final exam, candidate number on the paper
asked to fill out my QQ number written on the TMD of the
9. the north wind that blew the students spotted a mother and daughter combination, the girl is really good, after a fierce ideological str
uggle, the north all the way to track their students to the parking lot,
sale tory burch, and finally shot .
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter fainted ~
the north, girls face flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded: br>-law after the two drove off.
15. men travel on the outside, suddenly home, at the door, heard the sound of snoring men, the men walk away, sent a message to his wife: divorce.
Three years later his wife, and he said: When is the Rising of the little lion!
10. bedroom has a big brother one day, said the wma Who, in a lot of my MP3 songs are sung by him.
34. to a friend's house to play, friends happened to his wife in the feeding (breast milk), it happens so happens to children facing the child refuses to nurse jokes: Eat, or uncle to eat. 55555, can not see them the.
27. afternoon on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a
28. whim, take your own photos as your desktop ... and then my computer to a virus ...
11. the classroom teacher by name: 'Ye' ... ....
17. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.)
old took a break and he posted on the computer. . .
44. there are times friends will want to fill in personal information.
even silly very naive to anti-occupation and the Lunar New Year filled out.
It would not be a problem! But I animals are the chickens Yeah, crazy ...
45. To Xu Yang Heung research, rural leaders have personally accompanied us to the ground end of the village. I'm going to be head and suddenly think convenient. Mayor pointed to the front of the Mao Caopeng said: there is. I quickly ran towards the Mao Caopeng, just open the straws, see a sister in the toilet, I quickly retreated. Then shed sister cried: Brother, I hope next move, we're two people squatting down ...
33. primary when only a few cents of pocket money every day, save for a few days once, finally bought a bag of basil seeds, the whole class when the knock of the secret, was placed on seeds shell desk drawer,
afternoon to class when looking at melon shell and greedy, so the seeds are including shell and into his mouth again, feeling tastes Good. .
class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially spiced buy seeds shell, only the shell is not meat, is to eat taste. . The results of a bunch of students for an afternoon around the edge of my seat, I licked twice to eat the seeds shell. . . .
35.2L photos yourself, right? Beautiful save me a large sum of money I do not eat it all year
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