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139560 2007 年 08 月 23 日 23:17 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: funny comedy
This year, the perfect life is to live the British house, Dai Ruishi watch, to get the United States wages, married Korean women, prostitution Russian woman, opened the German cars, drink French wine, hire Filipino maids, the Communist Party's official!
These days, hard work hard work, do a day to see; East West mix mixed, smooth; hard working, can never do so; will be holding will offer an outstanding contribution; due diligence, shall die by accused; Dodge frame,
new balance sneakers, take credit for Ling Shang!
this year, a man is to have a decent off the small room, there is a stylish car, with a little money to eat and drink, there is a homely little too much, there is a useful little A group of gun Xiaomi rub!
this year, the official way is to dry one hundred good leadership and leadership is not as dry with a bad thing, leadership take you did a bad thing that must have one hundred good for you!
this year, Customs mathematical equation is: expert + hard work = naught; Rissho + ease = management; singing + dancing = business; obedient + shoe = capacity; Westward + a show = results; Age + confused = reliable; military service + age = related appointments. This year, the Department achieved a dozen: the Commissioner of aristocratic, slave of customs officers, regular assessment, day and night of work, overtime without compensation of, Aixun habituation, promotion of default, check the formalization, rendering of treatment, pay ? *** Myth!
this year, see the love of the new tracker: party boat first, the Government on shore leave, a step back to the NPC and CPPCC Huangyou You, the trade unions to the heart, tears flow, the Communist Youth League head only hope the setting sun, good the Women's pro-fill! This year, Henan exceedingly depressed: finally there are mountains, but it is Pingdingshan; finally home to the hotel, but it is Zhumadian; finally want to get married, then he Luo a opened the
this year, answer the phone the other leading voices faded, the sound is getting the other side is the men, one to the other fat dry dialed the wrong number, do not stop laughing it was female students, half-hum about wife lecture, quietly away from someone that is a lover!
this year, the officer is not easy: exhausted body weak, narrow minded mad, noted the death of low intelligence, courage little scared to death, death to drink a small amount of alcohol, ######ual deviation die of shame , strong ######ual desire that can be really comfortable to die!
this year,
new balance mens, educate their children is an important representative of the continuation of life, straighten out the arrangements for his men a good leader is an important representative of power, good friends do is an important representative of the value of life!
this year, to afford the time to have a good body,
Not selling advertising, is lonely - Qzone log, must products; were disease-free money, no time, treasures; were disease-free time for money, top grade; were disease-free money no time defective; people have no time to temper money, waste!
this year, police received a five prohibitions: the prohibition and exciting beauty sleep to death! Prohibition and lover live in dreams bed,
new new balance shoes! Prohibition and ugly death to bed upset! Miss sleeping prohibition and tired to death! Prohibition and his wife to sleep through the night pretending to be dead!
this year, the quality of cadres ask you: heart,
August 5, 2010 raining ~ ~ - Qzone log, square, bag a diploma, and can settle on, the next to be leveled, no moral standards, can be filled vault,
July 2, my QQ show with my story - Qzone log, left hand holding the bottle, right hand bottle, at home with vinegar bottles, vases out there!
this year, building a harmonious society should pay attention not to the days of fighting in nature, and the United States in the international community not to fight, and military vehicles on the road not to fight, and leadership in the unit not to fight, and his wife at home, do not fight!
these days, I heard that to play in Taiwan, the total offer of a Red Army: thirty thousand men is sufficient to send: send a Miss Wan to his grandmother's past military physical ruin, sent ten thousand villagers in Henan in the past to the economic mess his mother to send ten thousand of leading cadres in the past to toss the treasury dry ***!
this year, big official ten categories of people should not do: 1 timid, if more than 2, 3 less money, 4 relationship is poor, the small amount of alcohol 5, 6, talented, high degree 7, 8 abhorrence of evil, 9 of function is poor, and 10 are pretty unwilling to sacrifice.
this year, hard criticism: criticism of his wife to run around her, criticizing her husband he ########s! There is no guarantee on the official position higher criticism, criticism similar to relations Nangao criticizing himself trouble, criticized the lower level to reduce the votes!
this year, leaders at all levels, although all but the demands of the masses how high or very concerned about. Men who seek leadership work, leadership will be warmly and said: how can you not mention the money (before) in terms of it! Women leaders who seek work, leadership is always evasive wrote: I'm very busy,
this year, drink like a soup, this person is business; advised not to drink, work in the courts; toast a dry, must be the public security; eight ounces is not drunk, this man is a tax; start for pound, the PLA must have!
this year, my wife is a home lover of flowers, flowers wages to family bonus,
new balance running shoes, sick back home watch the flowers can not be away from home never forget the flowers, do not forget to look Huijia the water the flowers! This year, the woman's basic configuration is: a strapping around stations, arms embrace a kung fu at home to be a profitable in the distance there is a yearning, a dream possession of a first love, and occasionally to a gentle, old mixed one to understand health care.
this year, a man that watches are, the prettier the better lover, Xiao Mi is the more intimate the better watch, miss the more fresh as possible in electronic form, the wife is still winding automatic watch is not running, all tables want only the time to master!
these days and there were typos: planting trees to zero, put away the white house, rich fishing ground, the election Pa cadres, merit-based leisure, choose oil admission, have financial and currency, check the feast income, strong support to eat , storage harm people, to mention the money released, the official Miss attack.
this year, the party and government cadres ten characteristics: a please to a drink on the high, proud of a handful to a request to knock a given to fishing, one must take off, a tired and called, group to jump, a check on the back!
this year, the cadres are dead this: meeting a man dying every day, leading to coax high-profile death of democracy in comments to death, to report sick of everything, merit-based promotion cheat death, bastard killed my colleagues, superiors check exhausted , wage differentials mad, the young wife exhausted!
this year, drink like a soup, this person is business; advised not to drink,
new balance 574, work in the courts; toast a dry, must be the public security; eight ounces is not drunk, this man is a tax.
party boat head, the Government on shore leave, a step back to the NPC and CPPCC Huangyou You, the trade unions to the heart, tears flow, the Communist Youth League head only hope the setting sun, so the Women's pro-fill! Quadruple the wages of the PLA can play if the United States, could triple play in Japan, turned twice to attack Taiwan, double beat his wife to go home, go home now pay to play can only be my wife!
Li Ao into the mainland Waishi Phoenix:
poverty during the day without food at night without day.
eat the food and clothing during the day, night day.
lug off to eat during the day and night lug day.
rich to eat what to eat anything, will come to Japan who want to date.
sanctification want to eat, you can not eat, like Japan, can be shortly.
immortal want to eat, look to eat, to date, look at