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Handbags! The albatross of today's woman. Where would you go without one? It's always hanging from your elbow or weighing down your shoulder. But we always carry one, don't we? If you're stylish but thrifty, your taste runs to discount designer handbags, particularly Louis Vuitton replica handbags or Balenciaga replica handbags. If they are good replicas, who will know they are not the real thing?
The next consideration after style is convenience. The answer to the convenience question is pockets, pockets, pockets! Pockets allow you to find your stuff quickly. You need a pocket for your cell phone. Another for your sunglasses or reading glasses. A third for makeup. Still another for little things like coupons, cough drops, and wet wipes. Finally Burberry Handbags, the most important pocket: the one for your keys. Keys seem to sink immediately to the bottom of the purse like a boulder into the sea as soon as you drop them in. This key problem goes back into the distance past. Remember the song from the early sixties? "And She Can't Find Her Keys." So make sure the purse you select has enough pockets to separate your stuff into easy to find places.
Your thigh muscles are seconds away from snapping like old knicker elastic. You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday--the one that's in your handbag, which you cannot unzip because you only have one free hand. So you take your hand off the door and scrabble about in your bag until you find a ball of paper that would barely cover a gnat's arse. You smooth it out and fluff it up, but it is still only slightly larger than your thumbnail. At this point someone pushes open the door because you've taken your hand away to open your bag. The door hits your handbag, which thumps you in the chest and you and your bag topple backward against the toilet cistern--which is disconcertingly wet.
Since we're stuck carrying a purse ED Hardy Men Shoes, we should think about what makes a purse the best it can be. Of course, style is number one with most women. While I, personally, think all purses are by definition ugly, some are less ugly than others. With a replica of a designer handbag, we can go with the style sense of the designer. And, as we walk down the street, the people we see will automatically see this style sense in us. We walk proudly with our Fendi or Gucci, so we know what's in today.
Ahhhh, relief. More relief. But then your thighs begin to shake, not helped by the fact that your left arm is stretched to its fullest extent trying to keep the door shut. You'd love to sit down but you didn't have time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper down, so you hold 'The Position' as a quake that would register an eight on the Richter scale travels through your aching thighs. To take your mind off the pain, you reach for what you now discover is an empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying: "Darling, if you'd cleaned the seat first, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!"
Another consideration is weight. My allusion to the Ancient Mariner's albatross is a reference to the weight of the purse. This is a serious consideration because it's not just a matter of personal comfort. It is also a matter of health. A shoulder bag that is too heavy puts a strain on the muscles of your shoulder. This strain can cause pain, and, since Affliction Long Men shirt, as I've said, we have to carry a purse wherever we go, this pain has no chance to heal itself. Switching shoulders may temporarily ease the pain, but, in the end, it just gives two sore shoulders. Over time, the purse on the same shoulder may make that shoulder sag, giving you a higher and a lower shoulder. The solution? Choose a handbag that is as lightweight as you can find. And then perform triage on the purse on a regular basis. If it's not a necessity, take it out. Keep your sunglasses in the car. Cull the lipstick supply down to two. Use a small comb instead of a big hairbrush. Keep rarely used keys in the glove compartment.
If you follow these suggestions, you will look stylish but not weighed down like a hiker on a mountaintop. And you will be able to find what you need in an instant.