Well, it's that time again! Just dump the contents of that overstuffed trash container you call a handbag on the floor. I know, that was cruel, but this is tough love! Shake it until every last piece of paper and gum wrapper and coin has made its way out. Toss what you don't need. Replace what you do. It's as easy as that.
While you're at it, I would not be a good friend if I didn't tell you that your wallet needs a little help too. Do you really need to carry around a dozen credit cards, when all you really use is one or two? And your Social Security card - put that someplace safe! You don't want that getting in the wrong hands.
Girlfriend, your house can wait! It looks fine. So, you have a few cobwebs hanging in the corners, there's a pile of clothes at the bottom of your closet that just don't fit, and you can't close your desk drawers anymore. So what, my house is the same! The outdoors are calling, and if I know you
Wholesale San Francisco Giants Hats, you are tired of being stuck inside. After all
Dolce & Gabbana Boots, that's where you were all winter! Spring cleaning can wait until the fall. Besides, now that warmer
weather is here, if you have company, you can entertain on the patio...
Now, don't you feel like you accomplished something good! And you thought you spring cleaning would take the entire month of April. Not this year!
She walks to the sink and turns on the faucet. Warm water streams over the kitten cupped in her hand like a grapefruit. Its trembling begins to subside, while Savannah gently lathers an organic flea shampoo around its eyes and ears, working down to its shoestring tail.Only six inches in length, the kitten stands on the counter nibbling a piece of kibble while Savannah fluffs its wet fur with a dishtowel. Lifting its tail, she determines the kitten to be male. Turning him around, she finds no sign of fleas, but one eye winks red and crusty. Savannah mixes a lukewarm solution of goldenseal tea and washes both eyes, a trick she learned from her best friend, Ravena Riley, a veteran of feral cat rescue."When I get a chance I'll call Ravena," she muses. "Maybe she can find a home for you."
I remember the last time you cleaned out that purse. It was pretty bad, wasn't it? The silver wrapper, with chewed up gum sandwiched between its layers. That sock your toddler would not keep on her foot. Your misplaced mail - and you're always blaming the postman, poor guy. And then the receipts, all 107 of them. Of course, there were some good things. Remember that bank envelope, with the crisp ten dollar bill tucked neatly inside. And that pound of loose change in the bottom. You bought coffee for a week with that!
She carries the kitten to the bathroom with a bowl of cat milk, not trusting him alone in the house with Horus and Thoth. After Savannah showers and dresses for work, the kitten follows her to the office, where he immediately dives into the open pocket of an unfinished handbag."Oh, no you don't!" she exclaims, laughing, as she picks up an empty ribbon spool to distract him.Savannah's Magickal Handbags specializes in expensive, magickally charmed, handmade purses. She started the company ten years ago by accident, when she couldn't find an attractive yet functional handbag for her job as the personal assistant to a fashion designer in Atlanta. Frustrated, she created her own, which caused an uproar the first day she brought it to work and generated several orders from coworkers and friends.
Just in case you do misplace your bag, or heaven forbid, some snatches it off your shoulder, now's a good idea to make an inventory of exactly what type of credit cards and other ID you carry with you. Make a list and look up the telephone numbers for each. Jot those down too, as well as the contact for your cell phone company. Now put your list somewhere safe where you will remember it and have easy access to it. Girl, I have seen your desk, so I know you are not the file cabinet type! Perhaps you can tape it to the inside of your kitchen or bathroom cabinet.
But wait, there is one little itsy bitsy teeny tiny issue we need to address. Ummm
Christian Audigier Jeans, it's your purse. You know, it looked great when you first got it. And it still "could" look great - but now, it has an unsightly bulge, and well, I'm scared about what might jump out when you open it. Maybe, just maybe, it is time you did just a little spring cleaning. It will only take you half an hour, at most, and then it's on to bigger and better things.