Cup accident in 2009 with a huge highlights , peru

1, once I went to hire this Kindaichi radiate it, just to see the second page on the tears, I do not know which day to slay the person in a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle, write this is the criminal ... ...
2, the day in a friend's house, the phone did not know where did not find it, to borrow a friend's phone call about his girlfriend and listen to where it is. I enter my number, one press turntable clasp, the screen shows that she saved my name: NB3 (then amused, but fortunately a third ...)
3, group conference opened today in school, suddenly and unexpectedly The sneezed, looked up, it was found in front of the girls proboscis Biao to the behind of the woman and not conscious of, so secretly want to assist her expunge, just his hand up, next to the girl discovered, hurrahing . .
rushed to the toilet, not stand on spewing out of the full one location ah. . . . Rustled the mouth back to sit down, nothing like people. After a meantime, a friend got up and said to the toilet, I genial advice: dropped into the slot in the
7, medium school, a job done well, work on the teacher gave me this batch of two words, redo,
2 morn I went to Mai Zaodian the , then put the job of this to help me to disburse him the same chart,
the most classical places, and he wrote back in the redo antique one, do not do. paid,
Next, on a misadventure ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, more tragic is the graduate soon, he told me ,,,,,,
8, walking in the thronged Suddenly the street behind the rapid-handed whistle sounded,Womens Lacoste Trainers, did not respond, a Buick mercantile traffic hit me on the elbow; I did not get furious, just gently took out the opener, in the way of its progress The maneuver of the road from start to finish and beautiful

9, in a stall to buy socks, a couple of inexpensive, had to buy thirty pairs, the results of only one dark style, and I sell socks Fudge that a color is good, lost a top who can take the other can not see ... I thought also, so bought a thirty pairs ....
so two days a alteration of. ..
results over nearly two months, I really could not stand the same table, and said: idle you a lot, how two months you do not even say for a pair of socks I :....



10, has recently cooled down on the expressway to see a strong man, caravans roadster, dressing a motorcycle helmet.

11, on a whim, to take their own photos for desktop ... and then my computer on poisoned ...

12, high school with theory rubbish
I left the , to say the asset my wife the day before it
monetary software to detect a wife online, I'll give her calculator, I sit and watch, wife of proficient open www.google.com, type in the quest bar and Baidu in the search results open, something she continues to ascertain - - +
immediately, I'm looking because something that will be with his wife, to google Baidu, ... ...
14, say the students parents.
the starting of love his parents. One day to go shopping, his mommy took a fancy to a jacket, yet a look at the price to pluck his father away.
his father said: we can not supply can not try? His father on his mother and forcibly into the closet room.
change out of his mother, his father a look at the East West Chou Chou, took his mother ran, said: Run! While the salesperson is not!
his mother wearing the jacket, label drifting out, tugged out by his father flew, just passing via a pillar, his mother holding a crying post. His father back serious, said: Run! You are not waiting to be caught ah?
his mother cried even more fiercely. Then his dad laughed: ha ha ha ha ... ... clothes when you go in the money I paid before.
15, batch jobs, see the students do not paint geometric problems, readily Comments: No chart no fact ~
16, his girlfriend would like to retard the bill, send text messages to 10086: I left the digit of calls
17 , student A had a car occurrence, thigh rupture, hospitalization
few of us went to see him play good students entered the inpatient
met his parents on
I quickly asked to go on the condition of A
results one opening becomes
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18, in high school, the maximum funny thing that would
money, we often chip in to buy smokes, I was two and my buddy just bought a Heyan
ready to go to the toilet pumping the results to class, the class teacher's class, forget it
first class when the class to see the fellow lurking wrote a memorandum, then rub a large group, I was darted over
see the class teacher, class teacher instantly down and taken away, standing on the podium began to peruse
sweat ing, if I kas long asis written is valid, I would rather not swallow her
teacher and a mouth: (my nickname, if there are mortifying one hundred students to acknowledge me, I) br> pain ... ...
classic appeared

19, my roommates make fun of me, my billfold hidden in a little box, MD The problem is that little box that I sent to Guangzhou to Nvwang a award sent to me too much bad two days after the finding his billfold was gone. I am in Wuhan, my identity card, bank card, his girlfriend of photographs in Guangzhou Nvwang hands.
20, Yesterday at Wal-Mart, suddenly hurt my tolerate, inhibiting burst into the bathroom, just an earth-shattering eruptions began to squat, the results of the children next door and burst into tears, her mother asked her how, she said, smelly ~ ~

21, arrived in the coastal, unloading is completed. The addition of an discipline task is to conduct anti-landing training fort division, and everybody flew the vehicle to prepare. I was weight-bearing wheels with grease pistol to grease, fat division political commissar standing behind me a moment and said with concern: small comrades hard it! I did not expect tanks to thrust the spirit of 12 wheels, tanks, soldiers not effortless ah! I was pushed almost to tears
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22, high school class when we get together is always smoking
day I happen to have a more proud of things to acquaint you the results I smoked slow
additional people smoked, and I left half-root, look fast to class, big jaws suck two
teacher suddenly came in, I asked myself a thrown on the floor, their feet, but just a tread
cigarette smoke into the two had to hold your breath
have seen the class teacher, came over and asked me, you is not smoking it
I shook my head
teacher: teacher talk
proceeded shaking his head
anger: you gave me to talk
me: ... pumping ... I do not smoke ... ... (along with the smoke from the nose and mouth constantly spewing)
teacher did not choked smile ... ...
23, today, work colleagues and I went out to supper, we were a point dish chili scrambled eggs, and found cilia and colleagues use chopsticks hair, shouting, you see the boss ~ ~ What is this? Boss a look, oh cry ~ called, to, come here! To the madame for a pair of chopsticks
24, spent 50 greenbacks on the Internet to buy a chip of hand-made face soap,Lacoste Observe Strap Trainers, with a day alternatively two at night thinking about the time that has been svelte with half of the above likewise have a soap foam, angry I am spewing blood.
my dad said you this pleasing to use soap, bath covered with sleek.
25, the first Italian to eat pizza, do not know eat anything, on the point were 38 yuan and 8 yuan to send a cheese package.
complete repast and found something was missing, I thought, had distant less cheese,

then cried: waiter, my share of cheese not on how ah? I have finished, and also allows people to eat?
Waiter: Sir, you that have been poured in your cheese pizza a ...
me: all right, you go to a engaged bar ...
26, at noon back to the hostel, I saw a cup Coke, direct a full beverage. Drinking my face was green. Quarters that the man had bought a bag of vinegar dumplings, no place to fall, with my glass installed. . .
27, topics like the teacher to combine them, one day the teacher Topic: my people more neglectful, and last night bath and forgot to turn off the gas ...
then my mom helped me neat up the muff on the side of the side said: So you definitely can not sin, because it certainly will leave evidence of a crime .. .
29, 一日 complete a physical, not peckish, went to the cafeteria, many people, too crowded, and chaos, I call on the Dafan Aunt: , ladies who cook on the inside shouted: !
a pair of youth lovers in the street where the man suddenly said excitedly: Who? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to quickly say: My, my! My
later studied, had that woman pregnant. . . . Poor my face ah. . . Pain for a few days
31, I like High School next door to the true article ..
person A teacher in school was found slumbering ... well done ..
he called a solution to the blackboard in front of the subject. ....
not prepared to jot the words of a public humiliation did not come to the blackboard
in truth a teacher began to acid him ..
school grades are so wrong dare to sleep really shameless
head is not the only sleep at home ... all day ...
did not think he would actually write ... .. the solution is also very beautiful ...
teacher had a little mortification ... Do not let him back seat tube well ....
he did not calculate he actually was kind enough to choke a teacher ....
I sleep for about
you will still not be the ask I
32, my sibling went to a school playing basket ball, I listened a low-grade girl asked a low-grade boys: money, which all allow you to take two five snacks, and you say I love your ..

33, saying that my girlfriend hit a summer job in a mobile phone sell phone
Square One daytime by midday, luncheon time, virtually not stores, afterward to the counter apt my girlfriend of a level of people to look Uncle call, equitable namely partition of the counter no to dine the MM, weakly, and looked nothing like that uncle to buy mobile phones Zhu Er, no arm ashore the counter attach with the branch heads, for the MM breast (crab) of relatively colossal, the uncle suddenly found seeing it to see MM's breast (crab) trench, eyes are watching straight, and I base a wife, would like to remind namely MM, the results of MM no response afterward a few minutes, MM openings: Big Brother, seeing enough? seen enough to purchase a compartment call it ... ...
result uncle two words did not say, bought a cell phone running for the door and fled on a ... ...

34, heard a friend say, a colleague of his relatives to Xiamen, Xiamen, e relatives gave a anime, on the bus, this e to the driver who looked anime, wanted to find the situation, the driver stopped him and said: : toilet, squatting) toilet, squatting for too long legs a little buzz, so he propped the door handle to preserve poise and feel and a shit to bring an end to ..., so he began to force, also accustomed the power of the hands unconsciously, results... I X, broken locks,Womens Lacoste Trainers New, I roll out.
you think you were on the outside of the student's classmates to see scene?! a light (crab) Ding students Suddenly out from the toilet roll, toilet and also accompanied by a spurt out from his inside PP, indeed frightful!!! and a layer we basically knew, I X!! bunch of students in front of this life heave can not afford to head the ...
36, the morning her husband took me to the unit left, and then I suddenly received his text message: , dear. Bus windows were shut, the car smells bad some people are naturally frown.'s demeanor to that MM can be naturally I saw her from his pocket and a fodder on the side of the mouth to open the window a breach, mercenary sucking the outside air 。。。。。 would an average person ah =. =
38, our math teacher likes pretending to be witty to say a joke that no one laughed
our class consult a spoof on him, so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison
day he came in, was silent for a moment that his father died
I immediately a fit of laughing, others pacify.
39, water and taint it
see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins
a few kids ran, ran to sing: in front of the downstream bridge over a team of ducks, Come Come and calculate, twenty-four thousand 6 hundred seventy-eight....
then the cashier is depressed by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....
40, high school boarding school, some students go home to let him take according someone to help me, they bring txt messages: I boil dress and money.
41, and girlfriend, dating, see the front and my girlfriend like there's a, it took up beneath her ass.
she turned around and gave me a slap.
when someone tap my shoulder I turned around ...
girlfriend gave me a slap.
42, the day suddenly take a phone call: Oh, surmise there is a gift! Not that I hang up! comrades suddenly called to my office, said: posted to our Xinghua this enterprise.
this news actually namely too sudden, while the two of us in the militia then do not mention, consciousness particularly good few years ago lost contact, dream that he suddenly came to our Xinghua I told him on the phone, I immediately worked to elect him up their cooperative element, obtain together at noon.
I went to their cooperative unit, boy!'s really impressive, all alien management mode, joined the company the door on cross-examination the ward together, enroll, sign particularly rigid about my comrades who are stationed in units of people, I joined the enterprise had coincided to guard.
I went to the old fellow said workshop, to see old comrades I nodded at me, and made a face. I average I do understand, not to rush, do not allow parlor, let me in the side later on.
I am bored silly, in the workshop in turn for a while, from the bag and took out a news point of view up in the mart door and suddenly there is a boss who went to look behind me, stood nearby a security, he looked at me, patted my shoulder and said: That is the boss, you do not even know he was still here what merge mingle. point the path to embezzle someone else's, making phone calls went to get oral medicine to patients, I gently into the room, gently hammer wake up patient, and said softly: Grandpa, up to pilfer food right!

45, last night, cooked crab, open water, I threw one crab jug. crab is very fresh in the pot tamper.
good wife to activity carefully, you tin not see this, then I conceal over his eyes did not dare look after.
I relieved said: Allison, we are not too cruel?
wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt but?
46, today took the bus, there is a one-stop driver asked: : You do not install the

48, Dragon Boat Festival to go to the unit sent a carton of milk and a bag of Thai rice Shanghao unit a woman colleague after work to help me help him move back home, to Downstairs, the colleague said to me: help me to go onto. My husband was not home, hurry up! take more than, NND, that zone where there are a lot of people know me. he wanted to remind her not to shout: . My husband was not home, hurry up, so restless now! : Students, today, not class, school
50, one day more than four in one night a friend called to say the sentence: Q Do you have what matter. swear words on periodical, it says morrow, whether you do not copy the contents of this periodical 50 times, then sent to other people, will dead is difficult to see,Lacoste UK, and so on and so on. I was scared of the students go home on the night quickly copied 50 The next day sent to others, sent out a few begin, but then we know what it is, do not say that he fed to the paper, so the morning passed, and his hands also the collection of several dozen .
afternoon, the first melody class, the teacher points to his name occurred to him sing, I saw the tearful mini chap stood up and said sadly: ah ....comprehend, but a lusty patriotism told he could not lose face in front of the Japanese, so he laughed and nodded blindly: 53, my wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her.
saw an old woman, serious, said: read the paperback to see who you are. his wife is sick or go to the hospital early, Buddha is needless

54, the students voyage, reached the top, a special excitement hilltop girls shouted: motherland, ah, my mother! then a trample on this woman the big boys especially inciting call: the motherland ah, my wife's mother!

55, my house has been rented to a Japanese guests, day guests hit me that a phone with a not very fluent in Chinese, said: sang), home of the natural gas escaping out, could you help me multiplication it! ! , melon seeds shell on the desk drawer of all,

looked at in class when the seeds shell and greedy, so the seeds with the shell and into his mouth anew,Lacoste Prep CB Trainers, feeling luscious Well.

class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can merely say Chi Guazi shell, specially bought spiced melon seeds shell, the shell is not only beef is the taste of food.. the outcome that one p.m. a bunch of students nigh I eat at the edge of my seat double licked the shell of seeds 。。。。

57, go to school when the school was built, opening in September to a lot of students a day on benefit of a class is like holding a newborn a bunch of go, inquired me: br> 58, go to educate when the school was built, opening in September to a lot of students one day a new life seems to be holding a cluster of work on benefit of class, asked me: br> 59, tall school military training, the premier day of class, is the language class.
not repose over the same table, sleeping in class.
teacher to see, this problem. Then by the 53 students to respond this question. Language classes up to me to respond on behalf of! The result was a loud ruckus next door, electric motorcycle agitate
61, take the bus, I sat in the front row close the window.
half an hour afterward, I head out the window.
rear also has a buddies, head stretched out the window.
I shouted to him: , vomit, and dirt glue the brothers that look.
that boys wailed out, next to me, friends, Bangdayaoyuan, the brothers said that:
62, high school love to play, GF see me play often, there are times I shot column in the train, she ran: that try!
been able to get the results I do not know what the basis, and a volley, direct headshot! !
spot tearful, this thing does not talk to me for a week!
63, told friends that I lost my bike, bought fewer than a week, sorrowful.
friends say you that Suansha, I bought a bike, look at the 1 on the lost:

friend asked others to buy a bike, more than twelve o'clock point, he was in the kitchen cooking, just listen to someone downstairs shouting: br>
off the heat,Lacoste Trainers 2010, wipe the hands, down the stairs.
NND, car gone ... ...


64, bought a ipod touch, my friend and I said a hard shade, no film, the key appointed hurt. . Then I scratched with a key. Grass
65, once, the peal rang, after a catch on the boys rupture into the apartment, rushed to the last row, the teacher has spoken: some students late, from the back gate, do not influence others! The boys sit down, that the dumplings, bite. He found next to a beautiful MM, has been staring at her. MM thinks he has not eaten breakfast, so gracious to give her buns. Teacher and speaker, and the ugly face: even now some students are late, and still the schoolroom to eat breakfast, they also forget to eat, buns to the lectures the teacher ought not it!
66, my father and mother say, when I was follows them and linger in the guesthouse, the morning they found a very clever way to get my toothbrush, hand-washing is the motel were also higher than me, they asked me how fitted to the water, I took them into the toilet, pointing to the toilet ... ...