1 in the restaurant line, I listened a lad say next.
2. One day in the noodle shop to eat quite slowly on the peckish. Finally unable to bear Paizhuo howl of, I wanted to mention do not put the noodle on the table, lift it!
results say: 3. I have the time to buy lamb skewers out of four fingers say to the boss ... ...
4. Our general manager surnamed Zhou, one he called, I was driving, a tense mouth said. management unit room. One time someone hit my phone. strangled, no word.
7. my parents quarrel, my father said someone gas. to the B, B cozy goals. After a while, B got the pellet, A shouted the pellet to him. B is out of their own to take the shots. Results A furious cried. I fair actually blind dog eyes ... ...
10. Impression is extremely solemn and elementary school level chancellor, a self-study lessons, schoolroom voices, the squad governor to retain order in several after had had ample, stand up and pounded his desk shouted: Who is arguing over that issue, put his jaws to intervene!!! ... ... the level silence
11. just go to college, naval training, the company commander did not understand where emphasis, shouting password - How to write section of the festival? I replied. Soji head below a partition of the celebration cleared Soji head! Comedy all the staff! I am not respond!
14. Noon cooking, my mother gave me a jug of carrots. looking for work, the interviewer asked me what year graduated. I meant to say 2000, was an excited, said. . wave physics teacher. from the cup loudly:
21. time to mart to buy edible, arrange dinner, a Korean friend to buy lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him change for all vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he hawkers said -
> 22 to encounter the general manager, said of smoking. smoking all suffocated!!
24. One day at noon, my mom let my brother the edge of the table to migrate it. I do not begin moving half brother, became the mother of a radical like this say. ask people there what kind of free Internet service, but could not muse how to say how good, so he asked the other: normal motel!
27. shopping, the friends suddenly yelled.
28. In college, I heard a girl a la carte. Master, a hot and sour fried potato silk, do not put potatoes!
29. just 10 minutes classes, hands on my table said the teacher I go to the lavatory.
very unhappy English teacher said how much people are still on the toilet?
30. Union President some impassioned discourse, the last one approached ******. Comrades, let us do this work better than next annual! Audience are down.
31. and a cluster of friends to eat
one of them is estimated to be brothers betrayed, not reduced, focusing instead on drinking a lot of beer, and then stand up ruddy face yelling
Brothers ! Not sold out!
estimates turned out to be brothers, not to sell to say the
break was all lying on the table a dozen
32, a teacher made test periodical before the exam, took a more backward the girls shouted, The results of the boys sitting next to him said:
33, junior high school when the teacher Jiaoren translated The whole class laughed, the teacher speechless.
34, someone said to me yesterday introduced a girlfriend, I had to ask, Hate yourself.
35, the day like soft beverages, flasks of soda Lengyin Tan boss to say, only to see placed in front of the beer, a radical actually say
36, I remember one time, and friends to KFC, the queue when I murmuring, a chicken burger, a pair of wings finally my turn, was going to say a chicken burger
37, a friend told me that KFC out a new It is hot weather a few days I was groggy to the restaurant, I smiled the KFC lady to the sentence:
38, the first fly boarding, flight assistants in the cabin door to salute, come see me holding a stamp and asked: Libra, do you? where a grandmother said, 14 pages cover the universal ID seal ID
1, school to go home on weekends, after dinner smoking made, proposed to excuse to go for a walk. Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I said:
2, one from the mother there came out to his wife there, saw his wife, the customary cry of: 3, work in the morning and found no gas bike, so wanted to call her mother pushed to the outside encouragement. Finally, I said: 4, once I drove, the petticoat colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: 5, once in the toilet lightly, out of paper. On his wife, said: 6, a girl romance, I advised her: 7, two people bickering, suddenly came out next to one sentence: 8, colleagues and people argue, anxious mouth to the sentence:
10, while eating while seeing posts, read while hearing to prestigious to his wife, laughable her, so she said to me:
11, once asked a digit of degrees of myopia in people's eyes, he was going to say 400 degrees, the results of one exit becomes 400 watts, abdomen slaying me!
12, once observed calisthenics Education mastery, after the physical education teacher should be alleged
13, a physical schooling students on the practical courses, many teachers and lectures, he was too nervous, and finally to dissolve the team, the moment my idea blank, hard clutch a sentence:
14, a team of students to suburban classmates home to play. We bought a few watermelon in the kitchen. Students pick up a knife called, Long time back, was marveling, he was holding a hand to tear the melon, and alarm and said: I have to tear the pumpkin. Everyone laughing, but after two seconds were all the extra Xiaofan, had his hands holding a melon!
15, a high school teacher surnamed Jiang, exactly like the Law Ka Ying (played Westward Journey recluse), I ask him answers, blurted out:
16, a colleague, one day I drove on the road tires and no gas, and asked where inflatable, colleagues said:
17, go to McDonald's to buy a barrel of sweet, finally my turn, I tin not wait to say:
18, I met a long-admired female ご Falcon chu matte enamel loom U.S. tax Ka centre matte flounder catch paralyzed skeletal Australia Lang Lie Zhang Cong. Wu mechanical Musouhuankui. Jun?
19, there are times to eat, checkout the employer said:
20, a teacher overnight mahjong, did not see the blackboard wash, was furious:
21, once I see my sister in the draw Uncle Tai Po, suddenly cried:
22, bought the house, incited approximately the call to a buddy: 'I buy you, merely on a wool apartment (forgot to say Where do you live ah?
23, the teacher left the homework, will not do to copy someone else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said:
24 Moujun day driver's copyright test, principally nervous. Examiner give him and told him to have a bombard hydrant in the avenue where parking. Walking special stress, said:
25, the enterprise heaved a dog: pearly. One day we tease a dog, a companion said holding a dog biscuit: / p> modify the look of this one reference 2: fingers Jiangnan 2009-11-07 04:15 ID overall layout seal stamp ID
1 high school girls said ~ ~ I wade the path you eat more salt than are more `~
2 home of fish die, floating to the surface, I shouted:br> 3 Hualian last weekall over front of a student who want to look like I donated money to show. I just pocket the students only $ 100 ticket, that small alteration does not, so she blurted out - ;
4 pupils show compassion to the troops, counselors read a letter you victim!
I asked 3 of his favorite generals who in his stand up to the sentence: 6 on the way home to see a small stall selling small turtles, blocks alongside a small vertical sign to fascinate business. I listen cautiously to her students a small blackboard read:
7 college, students go to Sichuan Museum of corruption, when ordering a child to Zhu Tourou,
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8 junior high school, once, before the end of the test, the teacher said: ask someone to put paper on the table, you can go out. I am laughing already, half-day teachers and other students to react.
9 once in a friend shopping, walking and talking right old excitement, stepped on the results of an aunt, was going to say: is learning Chinese, so that out of all the words
her most classic is the ;
11 high school, we the class teacher said, ;
crooked triangle? ! !
12 Hengshan on the academy to play, then climb a mountain half, Xie Hui tired of going to see the roadside when the old lady there to purchase mementoes, go to the opening Q: CEOs face looked tired long to amuse, said: manager,
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14 I used to always face Peas, medically known as acne, I think the hospital to see, holding a single registration to the doctor: !!
15 when the airplane landed. Hear a very gentle tone stewardess said such a sentence: > 15 basic school classes will be the last an is singing the song Squad leader cleared his throat, suddenly singing one: . .
16 high school required to wear school uniforms, boys sometimes wear our uniform shirt, and once set, the students wear uniforms random, the class teacher was furious: out ...!; mouth and discard words: agreeable snake a long ah ~ ~ ~! !
18 we play the age chicken to grab it
19 Kitty Hawk in high school when the class teacher to educate geography, there are sub-classes about China's ore resources, say to the coal pipe, our teacher said, the boss said there is 5, and 6, and 10, and asked what I should.
I blurted out a saying: 6 The sum of money?
boss play cold. . . Face was red tempest. . .
fact, I would favor to ask 6 of a few?
21 friends speak about high school math teacher in the class Cartesian coordinate system,
student asked: Why establish such a Cartesian?
teacher: I was so low (built) I thought so cheap (built)
22 VB on the freshman class, a student not Safety VB software on the machine she shouted suddenly raised their hands: a teacher, a teacher, my QQ open
23 I have a classmate duals, he is a brother, and then distinct one fatuous student actually asked him: 24 lofty school girls that will be the premier and the school required to dress uniforms to school-day activities the next day the climate is bad girls go to school with uniforms. What some boys wearing girls clothes feel cold put on the uniform. Math instructor class is read said: >
25 final and eat with friends, point 5 dishes, a chilly four hot. Not above such a long tray, a friend queried, air conditioning inside a lift!
27 college entrance exam when a student with high myopia, then put it back fraught with E's test the next table, but still did not pass, we asked how he would do, he said: I can not see a doctor in the Okanagan where the baton. . Fainted.
28 last time I finish crouching pit back to the bedroom, just stepped into the bedroom door and heard the bedroom student said: see what videos)
I instantly replied: probe.
30 night package with time in Internet cafes, CS shouted in a sudden decease sentence, MD did not elect up the gun's bullets are Internet cafes were laughable ....... ;
31 once, a man child to buy Hamburger, opening the boss say:
32 On another cause, a man child asked me what to eat at noon, I say eat the noodle, he asked how many money, I said the size of the bowl of the points, after prices were introduced, that child to such a man: Asked each of us with a plastic orchestra fitted their waste. Day at noon, see the classroom teacher came back dirty, standing on the podium and says loudly: the hand grenade you are out! ! ! ! (Tone savage that) ~ ~ ~ class gigantic cold muffle. . . . . . . .
34 have a high school math teacher, once said:
35 junior high school, hot summer days, there are boys in the classroom last row Guangbang Zi, the results Lise chemistry teacher entered the room and said:
class laughs
36 has the second largest summer ride double-decker bus, the crew took the loudspeaker shouted: ;
A B blindfolded eyes asked: Guess who?
B said: I guess ~!!
A said: ah, You surmised it.
then removed the hand away
38 even in the school dining room, meals, clean copy cucumber dish is called, I found the cucumber does not fresh a little yellow, said: I remember high school drinking fountains just popular, the school resolved to build a prestige with one for each class, the day the class teacher (male) rushed into the class happy to say: sentence: Ah ...... we were that cold then we kas long asdrinking is says so and so, like peasants, taint taint, Han Han, very cute, everyone says is that, like planters, like farmers, suddenly the phone rang, my colleagues actually replied the phone said, Hello, Hello, farmers ! ~
41 a day in the quarters to see Xiaofan. Before I ended laughing, he added,
42 when I was a kid manuscript reads: Our life is the PLA uncle with blood. the results of my reading when I read up and convert ...
43 students to the text in a antagonist Mai Fuquan staring eyes, looked puzzled, I said: McDull in kid (Pink Pig), bus car in front of friends, said: Everyone looked at me and the car! 46 I remember going to school, games, girls in our class who did not enrol, members of our sports (boys) very impatient, holding the class declared in the applying form: to differentiate you, girls listen carefully, and do not register on the Strong Report Girls furious.
47 students there are times my mother to my house for banquet, eating a bowl of my mother to give her and then filled. She said, you do not give me filled, and I is not enough ... ...
48 once, even to the students even call every additional pick up the phone to fared a call, I suddenly forget that they are to Who hit the phone, ah for a long time to take the sentence: Who are you?
49 friends, chatting with somebody comes to hurt, >
50 once I see the Good Morning Shanghai Shanghai television host blurted out that said: ads, do not come back. ^ _ ^ It seems advertising is very annoying to even the host can not stand up.
51 a new bookkeeper, to do anything in the back of formulas, one woman bought a bottle of soy sauce, the clerk: What do you absence a straw? old lady suddenly collapsed ... ...
52 elementary educate literacy namely not massive when I at the same table apt peruse for God, God Machine Miaosuan fowl (machine) fried garlic (calculate) blanket
53 to I a. primary school, the teacher told a boy reciting poetry, the outcome of a radical, back into the . document.
55 days before the U.S. attacked Iraq was I, my classmates and I must return to school. His mom said: exercise slow, you two seat Iraq (along to Wiki) the car. we were fainted.
56 to the field to the starting of our gang came to visit relatives, is sitting at Vick's car, came behind on the high side of the road before babies after a standstill, a few people thought it was a long-distance motorcar, came over to ask, sitting in a car window shouting: This is not drag people's car, this is not the person pulling the car,
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57 to buy fled.
national magnificent unity of folk I sing, people along the country to corner tail and ran away the day the class Hongtang
59, I entered the office, alternatively is this morsel plmm shouted at me: 60 high school English class asked me to translate an English teacher is: an signal whistling flew from my ear and I put the sparrow flew whistling from my ear. Xiaofan a class so the class did not Shanghao.
61 on the third day when there is a chemistry teacher long, quite beautiful, One day on the water means of oxygen,
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62 Pro classes language teacher: speaking the language choice: the students, why not select a ah, right, for a erroneous; why not prefer b ah, right, for b does not; why not choose c ah, right, because c does not so This question should be selected? students shouted in unison d. Yes, we are talking about the next a problem.
Classic slide of the tongue
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