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70554 2005 年 08 月 17 日 19:02 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (1) Categories: funny
First of all , appeared on the Internet such a post:
I am doctoral student, I know the importance of learning. through so many years of study, I have succeeded in making their own child from a peasant into a level cadres, and now not only car to pick me up from work,
la gear shoes, but also home to more than a square house reached a monthly income of three thousand pieces,
la gear police, also married a beautiful wife, I lived a happy life. I am grateful to life ...
then Replies appeared in a variety of friends
A Huitie follows:
my master, I know the importance of knowledge, so I chose to study medicine. It is an eye hospital doctor. monthly income more than ten thousand yuan, I not only bought a house, but also easy for the car. the most beautiful hospital nurses MM, every day asking me to marry her. tell the truth, it's to a good marriage. does not have to sleep together,
B Huitie as follows:
my undergraduate students. now a real estate company engaged in the planning. Last year bonus was more than ten million. What year after year, has assigned more than two hundred thousand years ago, this year has become so ... ..
C Huitie as follows:
my college students, after years of effort, and finally became the company's financial manager. I do not know why, mister always so good to me. not only to me month six-figure salary. and even made a house and a Qi car to me. silver enough money in the end this life I had a good ... .. Yes, we are listed.
D Huitie as follows:
my opinion. Oh, and even a high school diploma. find a good job so he made a customs declaration. I fully activated my brain. also has an apartment and a car a. different from you, these are my own buying. Think very hard. my son studying in the U.S. money, I save enough for him. The next step is for me a son whom ...
E Huitie as follows:
what you loud noise it? I do not have culture. never graduated from junior high school. can not find a good job,
la gear on sale, but to every day at home playing mahjong. because there is no cultural right. counting cards is always allowed . this year, lost more than a million. Yes, If you are interested in playing cards with free Yeah. I live in a certain village of the south. My father was the village chief. My number is as follows Huitie 139029X88888 ...
F :
I accidentally became a chairman of illiterate, men only twenty-six listed companies, several Bu Xiaozi one day 300 million population is necessary to sing KTV, another day find a good pipe these 14 Niang a Bu Xiaozi
G Huitie as follows:
I was literacy, accidentally became a triad boss, dozens of men a hundred brothers, in charge of more than 60 street, a number of shops and entertainment city, the annual income of several hundred million each days of dozens of near my little girl. Yes, because there is no culture, is now listed to help you do
H Dr Huitie follows:
I was an idiot, they elected me as president, I'm fine for playing Afghanistan, Iraq, attack attack, death is a twenty thousand. One day he spent several hundred million $
I Huitie as follows:
POP Counter I am a lady, a few months ago by a wealthy owner of a fancy wrapped me up, came to buy me of a luxury villa, where in my account to deposit 500 million, then the money to really do not know how he thought a few days ago to buy a lipstick and spent 10 million, when the makeup is not in the bathroom carefully out of the toilet, and fell off the bar on before you some money, but to 拉丝维加丝 last week, took a gamble I'm feeling really back, and it would lose 10 million, which led to me only private helicopter can take my home, had wanted to take the civilians to sit in the air like the feel of a back, cough, next time, and now my account has 20 million, can play a few to the
J Replies are as follows:
Originally I was a beggar begging in Iraq these days because of fighting so the transfer of the place, the Bank would like to do in foreign countries, because the eligibility review found I had 3 billion (Fortunately, I only found a fraction, do not pay tax on death) of the assets do not send me begging license, I heard that China has not implemented the license back so posts, moving is not easy, with a size of 128 I really do not convenient, for fear of someone hijacking so he bought a Boeing plane to fly back, no place to put to a discount to sell the air. We all know our lines, to work during the day or night, to rest in the place, so buy a small piece of 43 hectares of land casually made the layer of several buildings ranging from 30 to 70 small building, in order to facilitate the work of a few more cars to buy, Well so many people a little longer, a good job during the day and open to Beijing, yeah can not say, do not someone will fight for a job the
K Huitie as follows:
I was a fisherman, from an early age growing up in the sea , did not go to school. What are Chinese,
la gear, English, French, German, Russian, Spanish, Latin ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... are the countries I collect comic books, watching himself. Now the United Nations Diansha exchange can not handle the occasion have invited me to, I do not love to go, $ 10,000 an hour, boring, might as well do at home, making more fishing! I always liked to do little things hands-Han, the natural comparison clever hands,
la gears sneakers, what remote control model airplanes, and I will do 2 years of age. Now our house and the backyard of a small water hole called the Pacific Ocean, stopping the 10 aircraft is I do a little bit out of their own,
la gear light, these have been bought down in Iraq. There are a number of orders, North Korea set 10 in preparation for summer delivery. No busy day, gradually getting the money for me but the data are placed in Citibank, I'm not happy if the day, the money raised. Citigroup immediately broken ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
L Replies:
I was a primitive, like the poor walk around. Once wandered a Heibuliuqiu place, and I'm tightness, to the words,