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1. pigs and dogs are the animal kingdom's prison guard caught one day uninvited guest called the SMS, be imprisoned, escaped the next day message, the governor held accountable to the dog, the dog aggrieved wrote: Yesterday I rest, see SMS is a pig!
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6. white mother in breastfeeding mothers are breast-feeding through black and white children crying: Mom, I drink chocolate!
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10. learn to observe men: hair one-sided, fared better, the hair lying forward, fared relatively poor, the hair on both sides of points, is divorce, back hair back, a lot of lovers, hair stud station Leadership is not bad!
11. a man married a woman 50 years old wife, married the next day, the disheveled woman, leaning on the wall hard out of the house, said :**** ########ing mouth, he said, 30 years savings, I thought it was money!
12. New archaeological discovery: the Tang Dynasty poet Li Bai's wife called the photos incense burner, a daughter named Zi Yan! A poetic testimony: Sunshine Health Ziyan incense!
13. ant see the elephant in swimming, said: you up! Elephants climb, ants look said: go on! Elephant anger: What are you doing? Ant said: nothing, I lost swimming trunks, see if you are wearing.
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