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in I equitable feel better, another fart again. I began to elevate the leg up! It sounds like a quickly rotation of diesel engine sound, but this time even more unpleasant the odor. To reserve yourself choking, arm waving my fan up cushions, hoping the smell would be dissipated as quickly as likely.

is going to return to customary in all the time, rushed another fart and can not wait to come. So I stood up, bent, butt behind to the altitude mallet up! Put it out. This Pifang was truly called level, even behind the weekly to have been blown underground ..........

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