Cold joke ... which is said to be a popular colleg

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(giving the impression that after reading the joke behind the chilly wind blowing .. really prime deserved reputation ah! clam clam)
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a man named dishes, she walked to end up being,belstaff shop!
a man named dishes, the results of one day being fried and ate
One day, a candy walk in the street for a long time, he said, ah, my legs a good soft.
a man walking on the road, who walked away, I suddenly felt very sore feet as he stepped on lemon ------- a
a Dousha Bao go hungry on the street, put his eaten. .
one day, Dousha Bao walking in the street and suddenly a car accident, was hitting his belly, before dying, he looked at himself in the stomach, said: \
have a snake biting its own one, when he was dying: So I serpent ...
have a penguin, bored nothing to do, pull their hair plucked to play, he said one sentence: I'm cold.
sequel: there is a polar bear, bored nothing to do, pull their hair play, plucked, and he said one sentence: That penguin was right ... ...
have a lovely pony, tied to a tree in a lovely Komatsu, small horse pulling ah ah becomes a marathon ....
one day ...
a buck himself faster and faster ... ...
he went into the final ...
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a day. Two and a steak cooked medium rare steak experience. Talia Why Tube? Because. . . . . . . .
are not familiar with Talia
a former tomato and tomato
B and then go shopping together one day a truck suddenly rushed out
to a pressure in the past
tomato tomato tomato B a laugh, pointing at the side of the
[ha. ha. ha. tomato sauce ~]
One day
noodles and noodle B A similar outing
A sudden gust of wind blowing into the sea

noodles noodles noodles A B laughed, pointing at the side
wow ha ha ha ha ~ noodle soup
bananas and bananas in the race, running in front of the banana peel off the banana is still run hot and took the road, stepped in front of the back of the banana banana banana peel on the slide, so winning in front of the banana.
There was once a pig fell
wallet ...... pig outcome did not eat breakfast every day ....
There was once trees
food,belstaff jackets sale, he wanted to grow up quickly and good people to put off the soup, and he long long ah, ah, did not grow taller, to become old, and has become the old vegetable, still no one pick him.
bean suicide jumped from the 5th floor? into what ?------- red beans, because the bleeding
cucumber upstairs fell into what ?----------- eggplant
a man named locomotives, the next day, he was riding away
name a son after me handsome to be applauded, and that other people see my handsome father would say oh ~
There was once a lamb, one day he went out to play, the results hit the wolf.
wolf said: \
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results put the wolf eat the lamb.
me tell you a touching story
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away! (To catch people's stories)
someone tripped over the
at the Peninsula Hotel
like a man riding a motorcycle anti-wear clothes, is to wear buttons in the back, you can wind.
day he drink driving, turned and pitched in the street.
police rushed to the police after ...
A: Well serious car accident.
police B: Yes, ah, his head hit the back are gone.
police A: ah, there are breathing, we head back to come help him.
police B: Ok ..... one, two hard, turn back.
police A: ah, no breathing ......
We all know that women come every month, again to that called \
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to friends that are not very expressive words open it? \
a wolf came to the North Pole, careless fell through ice, was finish it, it became what?
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betel
Shen Nong tasted a hundred herbs, will speak in his last words before his death, what then?
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he said ... this ... this .... this toxic ...
walking on the road feel of a match head itch and scratched for a long time on fire ~ ~
sequel: a match go to the hospital bandaged, came out to become a cotton swab
One day, the three explorers eventually find the \want. So they decided to take a look at three.
first one is a goat, so he shouted, \\An hour later, he finally determined that the most useful or money, so he went to the valley side ... ... accidentally kicked a stone,belstaff sale, and he cursed \steady fall valley ... ...
personal long as the sweet potato, walked to fall
personal long as onions, walked cried
There was a small penguin, and asked his father: Daddy, I really penguin?
father: of course, ah
he ask Mom: Mom Mom, I really penguin?
Mom: Small Boy, you are a mother has, of course, penguins ah
he ask Grandma: Grandma Grandma, I really penguin?
Grandma: We are all penguins ah
he ask Grandpa: Grandpa Grandpa, I really penguin?
Grandpa: Definitely yeah, how the?
Little Penguin: But ~ ~ I think???? cold ah ~! ~
have a tortoise and the hare runs fast race who do
WIN turtle
answer is because it is the black return run fast!
then another with only sunglasses tortoise and the hare race who do
WIN answer is with sunglasses sunglasses tortoise
turtle to pick a bird that has just run fast turtle
Once a man caught fishing squid only.
squid ask him: Do not you let me bake and eat ah
8-man said: Well then I'll torture you a few questions
Squid is very happy that you copy it and then you copy
people to bake
squid
white?'s a lot like his brother as a guess? Answer: truth
a medium rare steak and a steak cooked seven walk down the street encounter, but did not say hello to each other,belstaff jacken, ask why
as the men were not familiar
are sharks like to eat green beans, so it becomes a green bean
day, the three little pigs to escape the big bad wolf to catch up, and the construction of three cottages. Big bad wolf blowing without effort ruined thatched huts, brick house, three little pigs are running desperately, but I think the big bad wolf to catch up. Three Little Pigs, said in despair, I'll leave it. We gave up, as you like. At this time, smirking wolf, keep saliva, said:
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Please tell me where Little Red Riding Hood?
English is called a finger
ONE, two fingers in English is called TWO. and so on, four hands and fingers in the English called the four
then turn up the four fingers of the English name?
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WONDERFFUL (curved FOUR)
monkeys picked up a card, then climb up the branches to look at is valid and cards. Unexpectedly, in a lightning strike it, the monkey cried and said:
\
panda birthday, blow out birthday candles, the friends had asked it, What'd you wish. Panda said: \
Doctor: Do you think he is a dog, how long have this feeling?
patients: In the time I was a puppy.
a biology teacher about the ecological environment of the grasslands of Africa, the class no one to speak, then anger, said: \
One day a big bad guy after a person without even a small alley, kidnapping just ready to go home after class.
villain: \.. \
have a two and a met a steak cooked medium rare steak, steak, why they are meeting the two without warning? because unfamiliar Well!!
fell in love with a pair of corn
so they decided to get married
wedding day
find another corn a corn
asked beside the popcorn corn: the corn you see our house up.
popcorn: Dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well
legend,
there is a killer,
heart is cold,
sword is cold,belstaff blouson,
hand is cold!
Then he froze to death ... ...
a fat man jumping from high buildings ... ...
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turned into a dead fat man ... ... ...
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One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: \All the children ran to adopt
fruit.
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
Teacher: \United States: \
Amin: \
a man to leave home to work on Friday afternoon. The day was payday, so he did not return home, the entire weekend binge with friends outside, and spent all his salary.
he finally returned home Sunday night, the furious wife waiting for him, a torrent of curse on his actions for nearly an hour. Finally, the nagging wife to stop the chatter, and asked him: \later, he did not see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday also passed, he did not see his wife.
to Thursday,
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BZX some, he finally left corner of the eye can barely see a little bit of his wife.
This is a pet food through the telephone market research, is a child answered the phone.
market research staff: \
children: \
rabbit hopped into the bakery and asked: \... \
next day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, \\
third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, \small bread!! \
a farmer with a horse and a dog hunting in the mountains, went a day are not hit, but farmers still continue to walk. Suddenly the horse said; \me? \
day, Zorro, rendezvous with his mistress home to his mistress. Zorro mistress asked: \
mistress said: If the knock on the door three times to hear that my husband back.
Zorro said: I know.
After a child, it is raining. A sudden \Is late, it is fast, Zorro flying jump out of bed, a blink of an eye, has jumped out the window. Zorro has to go see his mistress, went to the door.
saw standing in front of a horse, said to her: \
an aircraft is in flight, a sudden impact by a small group of air passengers have to do a bunch of panic, thinking that the coming end of the world, a beautiful young girl stood up, get up the courage to tell, said: \male passengers, who can you let me before I die to try the taste of a woman to do? \off, exposing the muscles strong, the young girl looked at the shy and appreciation of the handsome man, imagine his next move, I saw the young man threw the T-shirt girl,belstaff uk, like the command said: \Ping it!! \
music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked: \What are you playing? \
personal car is often broken glass, although nothing was stolen things, but the light would take a lot of money for the glass, so he wanted an idea Post a \much of his poster next to the words: \
someone can not find the hotel, decided to sleep in the car one night at midnight, someone knocked on his window and asked him what time, very unhappy to be disturbed at night, ah, so he had a paper posted in the window of \Some people tap on the window, \Rage, branches and into \I do not know how long, a motherly looking woman knocked on his window, \
stones and cake fight, took a kick rocks into the sea
cake once scored a pair of lovers private set for life, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised in three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been not wait, she was too sad, desperate her diamond ring thrown into the sea, go into exile. But in fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so it will never become a regret. boy was heartbroken over the years ... boys go fishing, guess what he caught?
(first guess the answer and then look down Oh ...)
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