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landlord asked: Christmas Eve your girlfriend how much? A kind of sun drying come! -
landlord said: Do not loading force, seeking truth from facts! I spent two thousand five! Buy her a scat coat thousand eight! A bottle of Dior perfume more than five, plus eating flowers to buy fireworks to buy small gifts, a total of two thousand five hundred ocean! You? -
Reply: We did not catch the Christmas Eve ~ ~ She came to me late at night. She wore a coat thousand eight scat! Dior perfume spray is probably more than five, but also with a lot of small gifts ... I'm quite happy ~ So dig a 198 room rate .-
I am a man, a handsome guy with his girlfriend last year, ran, did not retain any of how he used, and finally he tearfully said: \who dumped really come back to find him,
ecco shoes sale, he coldly said: \
say one of my childhood it! We all know that with a beam of large twenty-eight bike now! Four-year-old had never been seen before are the beam directly on the bike sitting in my father, sitting side with a long time feet will be linen, very hard to accept! Grandma finally have time to go home, I suggest taking a back seat, because that foot is not Ma! Agreed! Haha, go! ! Results to the cup when the destination place ... I forget Dad to directly step down from the back legs, and then kicked me down directly ... -
she has a cell phone and a PHS, changed the day a new phone card, a colleague asked her to buy a new number is the number, she said forget to dial the phone with the card replaced their PHS. -
Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, PHS rang, she picked up asked: \the presence of all the petrochemical
colleagues. -
Then she pressed the hang up, then said: \-
I and a colleague, sharing, bedroom on a computer, but computers are not general, it is very pure, since there is no raw footage storage. One day, the roommate said: yellow boys have not been on the computer network point of raw footage did not exist, not a computer problem that we two problems. I thought, also, so the two of fiddle in there, and Baidu, also show fox, half an hour later, nothing found. . . . Is put on the costumes, roommate snapped a meter! Then he sent qq, to his college buddy, said: the starting point for the film to me the treasures of the town drive it! There is very straightforward: How much? Roommate, said: better! Just then, a 2.5g sent me a compressed package. After transfer, unpack a look, really, ah, there are films with maps, dozens of folders, looking at and found a folder called xf, point in, saw a female, many photos, very thick waist, Yang fork with four-toad-like. . Qq screenshots sent to that buddy: the which **, ugly, right? There back to: exercise, my wife, fast fast delete delete! . . . . -
college, across the living quarters to the fourth floor of a male and female students live in the fifth floor, turn off the lights at night in summer crush room in the water bath, and we exercise in the dormitory, across the frosted glass is still bright, so the exercise was particularly passionate. Next to the locker room has been open a window, but because of the angle can not see the reason for our side. (Suspected to be intentionally separated our) day, the whole class as usual, doing exercises and watching comrades across the shadow ***, just listen to hum comes up, remote control helicopters from flying out the window next door to one, slowly across the floor near the changing room door that open window ... all of our dormitory comrades suddenly stunned, speechless ... open mouth ... and then I saw a burst of flash in front of remote control helicopter ... I rub, who tied up the phone above the waves ... and then came across the tip of the locker room call, a bunch of XZ, NK helicopters flying out the window ... was wrapped around the propeller, then crashed the mouth closed ... we boss, back to calm and scolded us: \Fifty-one. \have a look, but also the next big original capital ... \
company has a socialite mm, really Tiaohan Zi, who is very refreshing. -
sometimes rushed companies, did not have breakfast, she would pick up their half of the plastic drink cup, said: \. -
Office of the collective black line ||||。
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I took her \-
found, something that even the \. . . -
this morning, into the main door and saw the rise against the floor manager of speech. -
I say hello to the manager, on the second floor. Know stairs are courtesan mm. -
me into the office. -
few minutes later, socialite mm entered. -
Fatty said: \
socialite mm look at their short skirts, and suddenly make Dawu like: \
we sounded a question mark, I was downstairs secretly regret Why did not rise. . . -
Some people say today, Fish Leong
married unpatriotic not actually go to the Philippines, Chinese knot knot thread back more than 700 accused have finally said something sensible: \
My friend said when he was a college boy low EQ, and finally met a girl like, two people had just started dating. -
a sick girl, the boy with her to the infirmary to play trickle. -
ten minutes passed, twenty minutes later, no movement. -
boy wondering to break the silence, and asked: \
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girl blushed, and whispered \
then the boy got up. . . . . . . . . . Hand over the drip bottle. -
this person one of the older it is easy to ear, I remember a child in the grandmother, grandfather one day I am ready to go fishing, just left the house to hit the house next door between the old man. Grandfather of my grandfather: \... ... -
once DNF brush on the map ..... suddenly a half hour later a message came out on the trumpet I almost die of \.-
pairs of gloves to buy the boss to 35, I said I'm going 30, the owner of non-compliance have to 35, about a few back and forth does not give way, I think even if, and to the sheets 50, he was deft gave me 35. . . . -
my master (because of who master) has a small book, which records the women so he knew the names of telephone information and vacation leave time, birthday, etc.. Master's explanation is: to soak in a little girl, you have to understand her, to buy birthday gifts, send holiday wishes, this is the most common, but, but the most important thing is to do everything possible to find out the date of vacation leave each other. So as not to play her out when convenient, not just the convenient kf so simple. Also determine how the girl's. In her days of uncomfortable comfort her, to take care of her, is that you do not speak, she will tell you new light of the ... balabala ... and so on. . . I know this is the original master excel. Playboy is a well-known chef, but is popular and good, perhaps he was taking good care of it for women. Can probably be counted on embarrassing stories to tell that he even has his own book on vacation leave time ... I say you are sick it Ah, do you what a man has to an official holiday. Master, I have to take a few days a month ah. I do not know IQ is not high EQ are some people nervous. -
someone new at a girlfriend, Lang feeling concubine Italy, want to go home to visit his girlfriend, his girlfriend knowing his mouth at every turn bad language, so repeatedly exhorted not nonsense, a person gladly. To be met, the person answering freely, not revealed the secret, girlfriend, parents are very satisfied. After dinner, up to winter, my girlfriend sent to parents also insisted phase roadside, someone quite touched a hot head, blurted out, \;
I am a Cuozao
, I am not accidentally rubbing a tattoo *** boss not the view the picture -
like to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me), and then asked him to begin his refusal to admit that I never thought of my tight schedule in the next, even holding I began to apologize. -
we all know where the users the highest quality of it? I found the truth! -
is XXOO Forum !!!-
Although there are many different opinions, but was surprisingly polite, -
will not fight -
message is nothing more than the following -
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found no seeds when the maximum sentence: \
and I will not abuse, because the films were shown important thing, not an empty nonsense -
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brother bought a Phaeton W12 6.0 led to the following story: -
One day, big brother into the parking lot, is automatic parking, the administrator shouted at him: \, big brother to a roar, \
One day, Big Brother into the gas station, an inattentive, Romantic refueling gun to align opening 93 added, brother sweat down, thundered,
ecco men shoes, \plus 93 of the. \
One day, the big brother to the club because of who, seeing a working girl, the same as Xiao night out together, and Houban Chang, sister watching big brother temperament is extraordinary, with him to a parking space, see a big brother-hui Teng, attractive girl walked away and said that \
One day, hosted a ** senior brother, drove to his home to pick him up, brother respectful of the door is opened, officials came closer, said, \p>
One day, a big brother to pick up a friend, the cell door black car number, big brother and other friends in the car on the occasion to hear the drivers talk black, \to \
One day, a friend of Big Brother important friends, marriage, want to take a heavyweight trucks, big brother kind of person, although the heart was in the car,
ecco usa, but also generous loan, the car after the friend, brother proud to ask \, so that you long face of the bar in front of friends, \discharged into the wedding car a special shuttle fleet last of the older children, the elderly and the 。\
One day, Big Brother End car park is ready to go out when the two young men heard behind the dialogue, one person said, \person, the occasion is cool to hear another young man said, \
Sunday Football League round-house, and I engage in fierce battle with rival teams battle into a 2-2 tie 70 minutes, I separate into 4 balls, temporarily scorer first. -
today was a little late to the cell door, a Shaxian Qibao Street opposite the snack, eat breakfast. Happen to encounter a young mother with a year-old son are about to eat breakfast, mother to his son to a bowl of spiced corned egg noodles, a mother-child conversation began: -
Mom: Baby, you use chopsticks few hands ah? -
son: to use a hand. -
mom: ah, right, Heaven is called normalization. Then you can take with one hand and a few chopsticks it? -
son: You can take two. -
Mom: Yes, son, one holding two chopsticks, this is called life II. So now you can use two chopsticks folder to a few things? -
son looked carefully to the bowl, said: You can clip to the three samples, noodles, spiced corned egg and vegetables. -
Mom: really smart, son, two chopsticks can clip three things, which is called the Second Health III. Then you eat these three things, there is strength, and to be doing? -
son shouted in reply: I can go to school, to homework, you can paint, and children can play. . . -
mother says with satisfaction: ah, I really take his son to eat these three things to a lot of things you can do more to called comes all things, remember, son, Heaven normalized, and his two, two three comes all things, this is our country, \. . -
hear this, I was shocked, completely shocked -
a friend recommended to me on the QQ hundred embarrassing, to be despised know that I turned out to be after the cavalry, then go with a share of embarrassments for a horse. -
said, the day they sleep in her dinner table next to three girls heard the dialogue: -
a girl: \
another woman (and known as A): \Qi
two women asked: \
A: \
gorgeous bag and pulled out a ball from the pink, waving throw off, wiped his mouth and elegant. -
all petrochemical, ages, one girl said: \
A strange \
Yes, a little pink lace Nene. . . . -
The students say
A psychological Intuit good. I saw her eggs tablets (yes, please understand that this distortion of the calm) is folded into a small bag inside the egg spindle smile, eggs ingots explained: \ingots a bite of egg dishes. -
students to gradually lift the petrochemical
when present, A suddenly face became pale, \
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all look black line: \
A: \
... ... ... ... ... ... once again well petrochemical ... ... -
high school that would be a thing of the small restaurant opposite the school, from a shop called temperature + full, at first every day, walking from the front, but also did not find anything wrong, then he and a classmate after shop, the students told me how how this name,
ecco casual, I suddenly realized ... not a month later, the shop was closed down a business, store cards are demolished, and a fine of 1,000 yuan ... -
person A in the class to sleep ...-
The teacher found -
Greatest Fire .. he called a solution to the blackboard subject .....-
not write the words to prepare a public humiliation -
In fact, did not come to the blackboard
a teacher began to sour him ..-
school grades are so bad they dare to sleep ought to be ashamed -
head is not at home ... only to sleep all day ...-
did not expect to write ... .. he actually has a pretty solution ...-
teacher got a little embarrassment ... so I let him back seat do not control him good ....-
teacher did not think he actually was kind enough to choke a ....-
I will still sleep for your question I will not ask -
unhappy life likelihood 876,
ecco online,543,210. . . . -
ah! I suddenly found that increasing age, a person's general ability to become more powerful, such as saw the clitoris will be very calm and simple, said: \p>
few days ago, and his wife waiting outside in the barbecue restaurant takeaway packaging, next to the pharmacy, pharmacy on the outside of the scales, a girl weighing carefully the above, I look evil to the wife, she immediately take the hint. . . -
I pretended to look at girls
weight, his wife quietly behind me on the weighing scales to floor mats. . . -
instant, girls screaming pain, God, how I had so much fat. . . . . -
wow ha ha, take-away took away -
... once a boys high school with a big bottle of afternoon tea, and then a full day of drinking Mei Mei, envy. Then the other boys followed suit, and the infighting of the more than anyone else with a big bottle. Results from 1.25 liters to 2.5 liters of orange fruit cola, then later installed a 2.8-liter Nongfuguoyuan family, a bottle than the bottle big! Simply can not afford to drink purely evolved into vicious competition. Every morning to start over, -
Now that I think there are enough really boring. Then go to the supermarket every day after dinner, look for more bottles of beverages there. I once bought a barrel of Watson 4.5 liters, enough to make me chasing, no one can beat us! Others to shame. This will calm the storm that was it. Who would have thought a few days later, a man carry a bucket Arowana Pidianpidian children's to come, it can be a full 5 liters of it! Really speechless, and asked the answer was: \Do not take a bus the morning class people are laughing at me ... \You won! orz-
more than four months without telling family live frugally bought a psp, with a return home under the New Year, when the play out of a country cousin asked me how much money, because some parents say no sitting around so expensive, not expensive Le to buy a little more than two, and my mom to buy more than two months this thing, too expensive, and if the mother knew was to buy a video game is estimated to spend more than a thousand ass had to flowering The results out of 300 ocean cousin to take my hand for a plug, I told you to buy, and you back to the city later bought one, we are not here to buy, I would not live or die, mother talk, you go back to buying a not that of, but not without the buy, so an adult does not know to the younger brother grabbed the hands of a plug and from his brother, his brother took the psp away happily, leaving me sitting there in cattle sounded ~ -
the edge of my home in the Expo, 32 floor (total 34 floor), overlooking the park. It has been just opened a few days after the helicopter may be used for aerial photography, and fly higher than lower. You take to shoot the pictures, but also like wandering around the perimeter kept blind, the result is ... Has anyone heard the sound of the roar of the propeller in the head? I thought Tianling Gai shook and injure the people, ah, on average every 10 minutes and toss back one, closing a window failure, failure to hide blanket, ear plugs failure. First and second day, in order to HX society, I put up. On the third day, when do college entrance Moni Juan, psychological defense suddenly collapsed ... CNMLGB ... sister I burst! King turned instantly! Grim ... I rushed to the balcony, so he took a slipper, open the window, aiming toward the helicopter did not hesitate to throw in the past (... ...), biu ~ ~ ~ good of a holy, and not in, or I'll Osama bin Laden into a woman. So, a woman is anxious will be forced to masturbate. -
noon to ATM to save money, queued behind the beauty asked me: \
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I want to feel very justified, put the money to her. -
early in the morning drive to take the company to catch my colleagues, so when the red light next to the parked cars Cayenne is a beautiful, lower the window Miaole Miao and colleagues are confident, said: \large,
ecco sale, was beautiful to hear, and look a bit unhappy, just the green light, we sprinkle the duck and run, saw the foot throttle to catch up with the Cayenne, the lower the window, punch we call: \Grass \