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Old 08-24-2011, 01:07 AM   #1
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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 09:31 on December 13 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary

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internal computer programmer from the readme Welfare, Welfare inside a computer programmer must see the readme:

I used to work at the Welfare Centre, XX province, but also has all the rage XX Province XX style Last issue I saw Social Welfare made, the name of seeking the welfare of the brand to their own profits, I want to expose them.


body of each lottery has a Headquarters, a group which set up computer equipment, which is the interconnection point of the National Lottery Operator, this set of equipment will bring together each number of all purchases,la gears, and then computer program that comes with the attendant to calculation of these numbers will eventually come to several groups of candidates to the current number is not (in this case specifically refers to a top award number), then decided to use the internal high-level set of numbers which, if all numbers are current was selected, then the computer program will select a group of people who choose the least number. In other words, if the current numbers are candidates, there will be only one or two in the national scene; if the current number of candidates have not been in several groups, the internal high-level group will be singled out from the top award as the current number to reap huge profits.
say that lottery lottery agency, which is directly under the lottery agency, when the headquarters of the Grand Prize selected number of the layout to the lottery agency, they will be used to cheating, such as pre-video,la gear walking shoes, Pick machine engaging in sham (very simple, the quality not the same number of balls, balls built-in magnet ... ...) to say that welfare lottery money problems, all the money in the welfare lottery, take it covers only a small part of the primary schools, payment of social welfare benefits and other small projects, most of the money had been manipulated behind the scenes, high-level, for other aspects. Do not think the lottery is called the senior director of the Center, they are just above the camp's spokesman, little power, the real power of a large high-level, involving all aspects. I belong to the internal staff, is the headquarters of the two prize hush money to me, today I say that, you could say I am bored with nothing to play the fool, you can not say that I am in the award, said casually.
short, believe it or not casual, in fact, I was not the first insider expose them, there are a lot before, but the words have been banned, I just want to tell you that fortune can only rely on our hard-working hands and wisdom mind, do not expect to get rich, to say the bar. Say no to ######## You are silly,la lights, ahead of sealing machines scan number of what? Sales are small, regional sales data can not be less, the winning rate was decent, not discourage the enthusiasm of fun drops lottery, the first contrast, then filtering, can not get a piece of history, the first prize number, and again assured the winning rate of over can not have big differences, and can not buy a hot number so that we pushed to go. While all this complexity,la gear womens shoes, a computer program that is not what, a few minutes to get a day, according to sales data to change only a small order. A number of screening implementation of sensor-type password pass ERNIE pool, although the number has been set, but unfortunately it is only through their ######ual machines, ERNIE time one came, obediently down the number screened out. Supervision and management is very fair, there is basically no loopholes. The total award in a few note that, dozens of the second prize will note, and suddenly, and suddenly, they're wrong, a few numbers! Good winning rate control, which tricks the machine do not have access in advance of Statistics is the magic seal machine, and occasionally money also extremely rare, occasionally you eat dates. Lottery News can not be flat, or you not say that I am attractive, I rely on
the saying goes: Welfare color ball
Chuishi Ban friend buy now pay attention! Recently I heard from one relative said: . That staff also spoke to a number of two color ERNIE insider. Say: ERNIE set conditions on the terminal. As long as the terminal set up the conditions set shake out of numbers is the condition number. Such as: Program termination conditions set number is: +16 current shake out of it is necessarily the winning numbers: +16. Of course they are set by the data after statistical terms, select the relatively small number of current note number to set the conditions for numbers. Two color each sold more than 6000 million note, how could only one or two in a note? Obviously artificial control!!!! This, by the conscience of the insiders said something like this: Data statisticians, color ball carrier is the lottery industry, selling billions of dollars each. Award is based on sales volumes in the past, they usually put the 500 million sales incentives to open in the top 10 provinces in regions Welfare *** * We
Vulnerability 1: Into a live video lottery make shake! ! It unique in the world! Who never before or since! But also see through after was forced to admit!
Vulnerability 2: still can not prove to live! Recently engaged in a User recommended site had put a live broadcast of live television to prove that this proposal is good but not be adopted. Why mention this proposal? Welfare for all times and only has Network Barracks | Military Network | Song of net | Military Marriage Online | Song of Library | My barracks | Junsao Forum | Military Forum | Army | Navy | Air | Second Artillery Corps | Armed style | Junsao Network | Military Club | military dignitaries | camp claims | Health Team | Chuishi Ban
Vulnerability 3: color ball almost more than 1000 of the bar, lottery a few times to see out of the injection of more than 20 awards, each sold more than 100 million note always one or two. There a few times to see the scene in the audience or media ERNIE ball on the spot checks to verify ERNIE facilities, participate in interactive programs ERNIE real audience impressions, reporting Welfare payments, etc., have not done Fucai Center it! Welfare default TM is a member of both, color care. .
Vulnerability 4: so far been able to see the playback size of two full screen? Notaries are always a few people, the program unchanged, with no interaction. Extremely rough, vulgar, tasteless, Welfare official website also two color numbers actually written in the wrong color to the winning number seven fun, really TM's funny!!!
Vulnerability 5: Why can not shake that lottery sales deadline? An interval of a few hours why? Statistics? Fart! What is the problem side ERNIE statistical edge? ! Your internal staff is a good statistical numbers to buy their own bar! !
Vulnerability 6: The prize pool control! In order to maintain the attractiveness of the artificial control! But the control was too obvious! In terms of probability theory is the day of the two color outside the ass! Rot for a color that led the IQ a little higher;
Vulnerability 7: hiring professional color care! Lottery commonly known as Welfare Centre in the provinces have long trusted to hire professional color of their care, which opened in the province of awards, the headquarters will be plotting to buy a lottery number in the province color care. Asked to come forward then to accept the award by the color, the last headquarters or branch that is split into individuals. This mode of practice deception, double-edged sword can be really terrible it! One. Internal pocketing a prize or two. And for the Welfare made a false propaganda, really do both. . . . ,
Vulnerability 8: The color of the dog care boasted rot plausibly ! User friendly and put forward the I hope the next time your dog article points higher IQ; after all, a few hundred million a year rot sales of color do, keep a good dog should be the two all right;
Vulnerability 9: Why not go to CCTV Live? Goof fear, right? Off can be extremely lucrative! Now more moisture! Of course there are too many loopholes, cumbersome to enumerate. Yes, as the use of prize money, the audit findings and reports Yeah, that would like to know is not reality, not worth mentioning.
Vulnerability 10: afraid we expose, by the end of 2009 to get hold of more than 300 million of them, you said he bought 88 Note on the up?
operating procedures are as follows: 1 infrared digital remote control from France ERNIE buy, in advance of the desired data input number (similar to TV channels with the TV remote editing, but can not simultaneously) the use of this technology can do What number would like to walk away from any number, like the first prize out of some note to the first prize out of some note. Do not take things too hard, then 3 years with out even think about 500 million out of a note. So just who is like sitting next to empty homes. 2 For a more secure, do not use live television directly to 3 people do not want to open their own by winning the psychological identity, to send relevant personnel throughout the country to buy the winning numbers. 4 from time to time in the remote and poor areas in the first prize to paralysis ****。 5 powerful statistics,la gear footwear, fast statistics of the best current winning numbers. We can see that two color sales are 100 million or more each, the real welfare for less than one-thousandth (ten poor students a semester), winning the return rate is less than ten percent, first-class Prize is non-existent things, but they are holding helping the vulnerable, disabled children shake vigorously to collect money to buy luxury yachts, travel abroad, what a scenery, the so-called welfare is to help them live a few thousand dollars a month pension that the city old palace was built as a nursing home, they can have seen the vast rural areas really need help destitute sick,la gear mens shoes, the broken bullpen was not as good as the nursing home, dear Lottery, let us give money to, and themselves, society, country nothing to do with people being unsympathetic to squander it? Welfare fraud staged shaking! !

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