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If your girlfriend is a nurse, do not hold anything against her rough hands, you really care, in fact, her body is not very good pressure and hard work will make youth faster away. Do not think she would care, in fact, intense work, so that she suffered psychological and physical pressure on the double, long hours of work and anxiety, nervousness makes her more likely than the average person sick. Do not sigh She no longer delicate rosy skin, please be true of love. Night fell a long life of her regular menstrual cycles are not all upset all the normal, every night she made you look Well her face? Lips white, his face yellow or no color, you do not see such a sad thing, she? Do not laugh at her more and more black eye, you really sympathize with her eyes closed, night is really not a minute STARE down, the doctor can go to bed but she can not. Looking at her gaunt look, if you really love her love her well.

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