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1, the examiner: What qualifications?
candidates: not completed basic school.
examiner: a fight it?
candidates: customary.
examiner: a criminal disc it?
candidates: just come out.
Examiner: physical it?
Candidates: You can, kick the can kicked over a small tricycle hawkers.
Examiner: Ganna people entity?
candidates: This is my strength, like the same asset to take their own.
Examiner: antique male fearless to fight it?
candidates: side dishes, Andie is so I kick the weakened.
Examiner: Do you pass the exam, we chased absence is people like you!
Examiner: ask an event how to do?
candidates: mention that they are short-lived.
Examiner: Tonight at work

2, 1 day in the bus, because congestion and a matron collided.
modish girl back Fei Yan said:
women feel angry,Christian Louboutin Boots, replied:
bus driver to stop, lying on the steering wheel on the smile!
two:
super-crowded bus, a woman standing in the doorway.
from the car back the crowd approximately a GG to get off with that woman, said the sentence:
the woman did not shake.
GG squeeze past when it stepped on her.
result the woman was prodigious, often scolded:
GG has not been speaking, when the tolerance can not get off, and go back to that woman,Christian Louboutin Sandals, said: A:
Later, a small MM should get off, squeezed quondam sheepishly said:
the woman did not speak, but the rains from the edge of the sentence:

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4, Monday, my final car, in increase to the 1 USD car with nobody. Terminal station sit from the start, always the path to feel tranquility. But get off at the extremity, we found a chip of periodical jeans and more: 1 cents. To the terminal and found that paying the money in the purse was stuffed a note: 100 counterfeit. To the terminal,Christian Louboutin Flats, the money was still creature found, the wallet was mattered a note: I took an envelope, which installed the pile expired Strait personnel report. To the terminal and found the envelope still, come up with a see at the news, the weekly has been replaced along the latest report of the Strait of genius, take-a note: ! - To the terminal, the call is still, extra than a chip of paper: To the terminal and found the pistol was gone, was stuffed in the waistband piece of paper: not too numerous folk thronged up. Is so the afterward practice, I touched pocket, found more than 20 quick money, for well for a note: You want to work melodrama cars work, please stop the entire we environment worse. My friend tin not stand, do not know who, no way. just, conductor being asked: coincide - a bird with a top perusing!

7, lost school in special cases of solemn bicycle, not motorcar blink of one eye, but occasionally fortune is good, missing the bike every few days ambition come up. day, with new quarters to purchase a small calm variable speed car, slumbering, she boasted:
not a few days, thief really put the car back to the still, small quiet was quite merry, but she worried namely car was once repeatedly real jail, returned to the thief posted a note: penetrate how you how to ride!

8, there are three small tadpoles, they go to cafeterias to dine ... and so ashore as a while, on the first tray is fried ... ..
three small frog tadpoles spontaneously sing played: I do not ambition I do not want apt grow up ...

9, my father is a cup plant laborers, have the habit of dressing work mitts.
one day Xiaye Ban, his taxi ride home When the car through a suburban grove, the gust of chill wind. my father felt a bit cold, put on the gloves from his pocket, the driver in the rearview mirror to see, and carefully asked: doing? bit middle-aged commerce tumble into a local personal hostel.
supper the night, the middle-aged saw Caidie the edge a few stains, is not assured.
He asked hoteliers: Caidie does not look clean, ah. br> chaptering, while middle-aged man taken the gate, loath to grab up to the dog, tightly mantled him not to leave.
hotelier saw, walked patted the dog's head, light Light said: ; rub salutations do not let go, but he kept asking What is your name? actress, said excitedly: Malegebi

13, an American,Christian Louboutin Slingbacks, a Frenchman and a Chinese people wade in the abandon, walked to see a flask, open the cork out of a person after the float, the man said: slit in and said: him, gave him a smart French's last said: You put them Dunong come back. decanter, open the plug and then emerge to a person, that person said: it. ; 14, an American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle The results were all caught and man-eating clans. to tribal chiefs,Christian Louboutin Shoes, said: had to endure one hundred board, but you can persevere ahead the board to have a lust to fulfill. ; first board of the Americans undergo. He said: ; later seeing the Japanese, requiring 10 mattresses. 1,2,3 ... 100 hit, the Japanese got up, shoot Spank, all right; and Zhang foul mouth of his ability to emulate and re-creation capabilities boast about it, and would like to sit while watching the show of the Chinese people, Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely leisurely to say: I put the Japanese mat.