Funny ten dwelling

sovereign election-law, dragging a cow apt the creek and said: Who let the cows first, shaking his brain and then bound into the river after the nod, I put the princess to wed him.

a butcher came to the cattle said: very cow B ah? cattle nod.

butcher said: I do not know? cattle shook his head.

butcher a Daozha ass in cattle, the cow jumped into the river of negate ache.

means king also brutal butcher, the butcher asked to try again, the king allowed. This beef has been pulled to the river.

butcher livestock namely came to this; do not know me? cattle nod.

butcher said: cow B too can not? cattle shook his head.

butcher with a smile; we assumed to kas long asdo not? cow turned into the river in




entry examination and intends to have a child repeat his signature farewell QQ: undergraduate students can enjoy the handling, I can attain in tall school, can not pride? - Four-year



a girl lost a pair of underwear, the results of this written material to ascertain inspiration ... ...



in long, long time ago there is a dense forest of the Black Forest

have a lovely creek bed

are many good small tadpoles swimming

game come more often to defend this piece of life Arena,

the same time increase more fun

goddess of the jungle with pearly, black, and many assorted colors of fog covered forests

forest and apathy led to disaster God's spite

in a pitch-dark night, a white lace

mist stolen away

constantly muse of the malign scourge of God ought It is set in the head along the Divine

beautiful goddess of the forest is always heartache

immediately shriek her to the sea to the sky Oh Warriors

back chip is not a piece of thin Fog

you find it at the same time, you can go there to participate in the Black Forest athletics

amusing life go!

my warriors!




the most amusement object is that every morning, seeing his wife erased the make-up water pops blow his face, pa I melodrama hard!

a colleague approximately the N-girlfriend, not materialized.

asked what he wanted, he said, have to be smart.

Another colleague said a word overall bargains in China,



a pill sales company invited a group of advertising industry elite writing advertisements.

an brood in their heads after,

still nothing,

self-inductance of a shame to the owner's hospitality,

one homework while the surface has embarrassed color,

handed White said:

Sorry, I have not motif.

next day, the best dissemination announced,

everyone is shocked,

Viagra slogan in China but:

I think not out!





two hen from a cock walked beside him, in which a quaint question: how he was forever listless recently?

second hens, said: weary to do business with the chanting!

first hen ask out of curiosity: what are they selling so tired? . . .
took to the bank for 1k, nb is extremely bad attitude, said, is not attached to advert the secondary 20.
nb said, fair go to the hospital next to the base line of money, a lot of people in front of cash machines, we are in the queue sun.
But the curious thing is inside the Office has only one purchaser.,
so I went to a window , who long for the staff that dead like a dog to take 800.
that human really comes to the ATM to take out, I asked him why the card is not on the counter to take?
below 5000 are said to take on the ATM, said it was to save time, improve efficiency, shunt, I was stupefied,GHD Hair, and diversion?
I asked him, now line up outside the ATM long row of age, there is not a person, which What efficiency savings?
with the provisions of 5000 emulating which the document can not be taken at the counter? additional banks can!
that dog thing is cheap line file, I said show me! he get it out , anyway, is not to take.
I looked at the sun in the queue of folk outdoor, see inside to see the S 13 weeklies were blowing air, the gas is not one to play,GHD Glamour Limited Edition, I judged ashore the whole a
the whole of his.
I said yeah, then take 5000! When he was achieved, the 5000 to me, and I took a hundred, that stored 100!
teller machines can not save money, so he do. waiting for him after finishing this 100, I again accustomed the 100, that 存 100!
that dog thing that you can not be a deposit and what?
I say I made my own periodical sets out, one only can store 100, what, no good? I once saved 100, a memories 100.
slowly nigh a lot of supporters around, everyone says that act good!
immediately next to somebody like me dry up.
the last out of their leadership, and ego assertive to say: you disrupt the financial mandate, I am the police..
I said I was saving ah, the bank is not the area to save money is it? you have a file provides a not exist one hundred? show me!
next to a lot of people aid me, loudly accusing them.
What variety of leadership that I'm apologetic that the final, in future we will enhance the going methods. handy for everybody , etc., etc. .......
when I rotated away, told him that I now know why you are creating the line, because you're low!
Third, China Merchants Bank **
2 days ahead I went to China Merchants Bank to take money (for the corporation to take), the results point and found a counterfeit copy of $ 100,GHD IV Pure Straighteners, for they are studying accounting calling with cases that occurred prior to the company (money made from the bank to get a agreeable salary,GHD Green Styler Straighteners, was found to have imitation copy), so their special care, after which I said the counter lady: Miss, you have this money problem.
Miss: What problem?
I said: ########
Miss: can not, you left the counter of.
I was on fire: your eyes have problems ah? your eyes to see which counter I left friends?
so I have had an controversy with her viewpoint can be wrong friends, for if I accidentally put the money for favor, my sharp-tongued ~
I said: Do you have experience copy machine problem ah? false alarm is not copied in the quondam ah? so good, we bell at
management - not to mention that playing 110 ** What ~!
loud turmoil when the Bank has a Bank out ~ ~ ~ do not ask me the first time, exercising and readiness
a : you depart the counter of the mowing? leave the counter can not certify it false copy is sent to the!
I Emperor Polo! I felt was ridiculous: he is out to solve the problem of it? 2, then do not say it put the blame on neat Caesar ~
This time Governor of the Bank started a little You mention a solution.
I was also a drop of gas a mini morsel dizzy,GHD Straighteners NZ, without thinking: a fine of 10! Blurted out ~
Bank: 1 lose 10 it is unlikely, or else so be it, how to make a fold? Well - I thought the results of the last chancellor to take the money and that opposite the counter madame said: you better remember this face after not playing anyone publish, the bulk are relatively massive numbers of accounts is not cozy to find and eventually president grinning my gate ~
Yingchu four ABC vip
from a few months ago, Hohhot agricultural lines put along a vip window, merely for extra than $ 5w business. once I would like to take 1w dollars, a small window of the team was the long, vip window vacant, I went to vip window to do,GHD Pink Limited Edition, the staff inquired me to take How many, I say take 1w, she instantly said, 5w small window to the following business line and I said, I take 6w, she said, 6w can, I intend 6w cash, I took a w, the the recess of the 5w and plug back and said: I reserve
5w. staff directly fainted.
5, all withdrawals and once in a
ICBC, the Party grants to a 140w account, I went to the bank to do money, because there is no ICBC card, I propose to do card money migrate deposit up, the outcome of staff actually said, do card to copy ID cards, their copier is broken, should I go to copy I am angry and said, well, not saved, 140w all withdrawals! reported maneuver your evening, morrow I must take! manager of the bank's business had changed was his face, then said a little girl smiling : You used the card, I went to your copy, you await a while... ah, when you feel the psychological balance...
since have watched here, it difficulty you behind to a glue,, I congratulate your luck! b