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[nice] 25 classic slip of the tongue, Xiaofan you!


guide words: contingency to see this post, simply laugh pumping passed ... ... do not know if you have not seen? 25 classic slip of the tongue, Xiaofan you! Look at a human, could not withstand not laughing is called a sorrowful ah, ha ha, nice entities to share with everybody!


first:
A basic school for the first time to participate in the school reading emulation, particularly tense, the teacher waited a long time to encourage, alternatively palm sweating. Finally her turn.
students a bite, walked a few steps of the central station: teachers,GHD IV Pure Straighteners, students, and my reading on the topic: mad leaves (maple) of ......( Maple Leaf red)

second:
Or a basic school, the teacher points to see the students read the essay, principally admired, all seeing forward to read a teacher to make his return. Opportunity finally came.
decisive apt read your composition to you approximately!
students, Third:
This period is a song-and Xueyibujing host.
a show,GHD, before the Da Yima.
representations in turn.
her turn the announcer: four:
My home in the winter often green onions planted in the boiler to reserve it fresh.
New Year back family to watch my sister, my mom said happily: ; me and my mother are rolling on.

fifth:
there my name is
a.m., met her at the door, I had a respectful smile: ...... I was anxious to bite off his tongue.

sixth:
a female student, one day Advantages and Disadvantages, suddenly turned to the back of them said:
startle people, said: br> when I was primary school students in the school meetings on the table determined: deprived of political rights for life talk!

eighth:
a children my dad gave me a paperback about the language on written texts Liu Hulan, Liu Hulan take the initiative when she was admitted to the Japanese devils revolution to retention the lives of the countryside, when a old man came amenable to retention her, the lines are: holding textbooks cadence reading: he stick with the blizzard in the sentries, hands tightly holding a bombs ......( native)
us listen is: he mallet with the blizzard in the sentries, hands tightly holding a pen ......
silence the class, the teacher laughed down,GHD IV Mini Straighteners, down ....

students later the tenth:
all stood up! played the national flag or national anthem ...
Eleventh:
I take him to feed the ducks. As he radiated the crumbs to the ducks while chasing ducks everywhere, I took his apple behind chasing him (he does not dine, I can only spread the spirit of the time he handed him a few morsels of opportunistic). He kept scampering, I kept profession him: very wisely stopped the door.

twelfth:
I memorize in grade school,GHD Dark Styler Straighteners, an treatise phoned the waterfall of text, the author comes to the middle of a mountain cornered to see a Falls down in the mountains, one of my female students, while reading is highly rich read: turned the mountain, I was shocked, a rag hanging in the mountains ... ...
all classmates are stunned.

thirteenth:
There is likewise a writer of fiction from Russia to pick the txt in a sentence: Here are the master of the house ( refers to the rich) who. Results of 1 of my man students read audible and said: Here are the gods of the house of babies. After saying that, we mistrust the language preceptor asked him: that age bitch where the children live?

fourteenth:
most classic is that I have time to see fair a talking heads talk about their own perplexing stories to narrate when when the host, no to say reported as the prologue curtain call ..... me the maximum hilarious is that -
Once hosted a party, the relaxed up, affectionate, said: The introduction of the Yellow River in some affectionate, he said: I was in academy when a girl narcissism to show off to us: I take every day, wash the foot washing milk (I take every day cleanser feet)!

sixteenth:
one aunt one daytime I saw human hike in front of her lost a glove, so she rapidly shouted: front ,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, your socks out,GHD Black Butterfly 2011! After a busy Wuzui know language errors.

seventeenth:
clean the feet at night before going to sleep on her husband, her husband threw the socks pulled the refrigerator Yeah.

eighteenth:
a disobedient child.
pop out a straight feelingful mothers:
to I jeans slightly off beat ass! ! !

nineteenth:
winter at home, my sister told me to play badminton, I am in the lavatory, my mother would come back to see my sister 站在院子里said:
twentieth:
tall educate students in our level appointed Li Yu, the educate radio station, reading excellent. Read the text above the geography course, the Korean people's lives that period, the gate is heated kang, and he ambition work for, the door is the launch pit ~ ~ ~

the twenty-first:
; secondary school, students often smile at me hair girl, truly angry, I jeer them cried: Now I read these words often mispronounced.

Twenty-two:
I am a school teacher. Day to teach students in the bus to give the elderly and women carrying a child seat, blurting it out of the Class Xiaofan, a lot of idle students are playing a morale.

23rd:
once physical education, physical pedagogy teacher, said: akimbo. Yeah results laborious day all the students back distorted.

24th:
grow up, love to sing, once sing, and adore of nation more smart, singing became the the same water, drinking the same blood,

Twenty-five:
a ego assertive girls in class, chewing gum while still shaking crazy Stick 'em to the table appearance. Teacher really could not stand, walked approximately a pound the chart shouted:

the Editor: After reading the slip of the tongue over mine, you laugh? You are not sensibility large good? Daily life, in absent-minded, you have arrange of slip of the tongue more spray it? Sun drying it out!