1. to take avail of the students to take a bath, his phone number into my girlfriend. Tang Chuangshang night sent him a text message I saw that the man suddenly stood up out of bed, clouded a Heyan Bada Bada, who borrow money to ascertain the bedroom ...
2. Valentine's Day today, there is a long-MM trample phoned me: ! ! ! ! ! ! Knocked on the gate more than an hour, found Nobody really ... ...
3. class, a woman student came a memorandum, I really want to see the contents of his flat, is written above: in?
4. Hunan TV announce today, the whole home to see the costume chips, when suddenly it asked the brain remnants of my dad: Dad, you said why should I call you dad do it? - My dad feeble feeble answer: You can call me Armagh.
5. a friend recently bought a car, took us out yo. Another friend with his sister appeared with the emulating dialogue:
MM: brother, your friend drove very steady ah.
GG: Well, yeah. You discern different bicycle later
6. One day,
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sister:
sister said:
sister say:
7. day, a vehicle jam for several hours in Beijing friend finally could not stand, he exploded to open the door, opened the trunk from the inside out, a long stick. All the vehicle jams of people looked at him surprised, he damned the ground I saw a snail's smash kick, while knocking the side swore:
8. Reporters: uncle, whether you have a mu of land, compliant to dedicate half of the harvest party do?
uncle: the willingness.
Reporter: If two villas, a house dedicated to the party willing to do?
uncle: the willingness.
Reporter: There are two car?
uncle: the willingness.
correspondent: the one million yuan award it?
uncle: the willingness.
Reporter: There are two cows do?
uncle: do not want to ......
Reporter: Why field, villas, cars and money are willing to, cattle have actually not?
uncle: I really have two cows!
9. the mini fellow to eat cross the face really consumed. Noodles Bala two depart. So I just put the bowl down to the street looks hungry wild cat. While the small guy back, holding a bottle of water. Face that looked suspiciously vacant bowl ... that moment, I just want to dine when a hard surface passerby ...
10.'s an MM, when back QQ 5.05 6.10 7.12 8.18 signature is 9.23 () learn and research, can not be calculated. Issued to the enterprise that a mathematical talent, did not make it. Finally had to query her:
11. wake up the morning, my husband rolled over and put his blanket coat, and roll several floors.
I saw him continue whirring sleeping, very cute, like the sushi to be cut.
then his strap, rolls down the middle to the big department in a surround, went to work.
4 o'clock in the p.m. back to see her husband maintained a morning to be cut sushi style,
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He said: peckish for a day is not the opener, when I left him off the wind conditioning heat decease is not the key, the afterward day to explain how to get flat and does not respond the phone did not work is the key,
key is: mattress The inverse is wearing a closet, he looked in the mirror feel very very funny. Laughing when the pee is not strangled. . . .
12. something post asked: favor a bank counter MM, so what better access to pursue it? Replies: books do not get to save money and then she stopped you ... banks will be sister: hey ... your paperback!!! Landlord smile: your book !!!
junior high school, school close to home, every time I walk up a small vacation home.
13. One winter holiday, I walk alone on the way home,
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day I wore a imitation fur overcoat with great white babies, arrest a glance of one eagle the moment, I thought it would no take my seize as a large hare and fly only under the came because me, right?
so I determined to find a hidden edge dodging, to stand in the cold air for nearly half an hour ... In half an hour,
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been, long period, I finally found a strange thing, so I adventured cautiously scrutinized the eagle moment,
then ... cursed:
14. saying one day abdomen hurt, go to the lavatory quickly busy bag, then slipped out of jeans with a long exertion, life, put a noisy fart.
pit next door and then listened the man: You have just been a scare, a paper out of the pit!
15. take the metro apt work in the a.m., many human principally thronged! Next apt a girl looks quite kawaii is send txt messages, I do not peruse one that she wrote, While unintentionally saw behind and saw this girl works on to say,
16. senior year, achieved day study lobby downstairs, musing to go in front of me a roommate who is secretly ran up towards his butt hit with his foot severely, also shouting: you actually learning from a? ! The man rubbed his pitiful ass back at me, shaking and said: Well. Standing face to face afterward a few seconds, I was hesitating how to beg it, the man replied: Brother, I'm a freshman, later not a ...
17. a 1st class, a student hungry, put the noodles soak up. To keep the teacher found the book so stand up, brain buried to go, but the heat was flee out. The teacher said someone very calmly:
18. girlfriend said I had not agreed on how to retrieve, also lose her, so wreck up, I re-chase, I agreed. Then, there is then a wood. Cheat break up without such a activity
19. go to school today supermarket to buy asset.
money enrol when the brush bar of what not to - will have a ... ...
so leisurely coming out one:
20. bowel total zone of 200 square meters, we live in homes where not feces big, might as well go while the feces, really raw as feces ah ~
21. a child, the instructor told me: the human body has a hard villain and a inactive villain when you hesitate when they will fight. Primary hard when villain villain trounced often idle, junior high educate, knotted up to the high school is a lazy villain constantly won. But to the university I suddenly found that they do not fight, the mother of a hard villain to be slew
22. fascinating and he met a millionaire matron, at her fans have perverted Britain Road. He discontinue his job, betrayed his fiancee, eloped with the woman on the aircraft, a woman asked him, do you memorize high school when you had money teeth girl ashamed it? He hesitated, not just this woman dreamed versed. Are you? He asked. Woman shaking his head sneer, thanks to you, thanks to her after graduating from high school committed suicide. His horror, that you are. . . ? Woman Yin Xiao, I was her brother.
23. his net worth of millions, with many elegance cars, personal elegance cafeteria, modern ploughs. Since the QQ number lost, he would have nought.
24. he concerns to heart-shaped stack of origami paper, to see her give her. How long has this accustomed? He not remember very apparently. Suddenly,
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anew a sensational. . . . .
25. 3 years antique, said, 10 years antique said 18 annuals old,
GHD Purple Gift Set, 25 years old, 30-year-old 50-year-old 70-year-old