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Reprinted from 398154046 at 23:49 on July 11, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1. a ########## man taxi, the driver stared at him intently, ########## furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother ########## man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
2. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he ran complained to his mother: \
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word said: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too!
4 and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: \said: \
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated!
6. Bio exam day, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him: \
7. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes for shake leaning poles, I shake ah shake ...... someone thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to me Two stick.
8. A professor teaching in the field: \One student quickly said: \Professor: \A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, then the little boy began to speak: \
10. The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: \I still fall down it ~~~~~\
11. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's > ant heard saying: \
12. Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said: \a. \
13. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles for a meal to see BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces.
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14. Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: \the pig, said: \; ;
15. a marriage the king was asked the princess, the head of an apple on the princess, who is to have it shot have the opportunity to marry the princess.
the first man shot in the apple, he said: \\\; ;
16. the sun to the grass to call
Sun: Hey, you grass? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
the sun: I'm on ah!
grass: I am the grass,
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Sun: I'm at, ah, you are right
grass grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
the sun: I'm at, I ah
on grass: I am the grass.
grab the sun's mother by telephone: grass, I at his mother, the grass please your mother?
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17. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, I heard A man learned that their children: \,
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18. The first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you dare ######## with Hu carrots as bait, and I flat die for you!
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19. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked: \what? \know?! \; ; ;
20. primary sentence
Title: ...... side while ......
children: his side clothes off, while wearing trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one of my left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title:
after another child: from work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a bar ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more upset
Title: and then
children: my mother was short and tall, fat and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not get pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........
Subject: naive
children wrote: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the phrase, can not be separated
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........
Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
21. male and female friends to sleep a room,
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22. an old woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio, listen to weather forecasts every day. Asked the family dinner the day: \claws, jump again and again, to learn to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it is not we own it!
24. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: \Crush on a girl you only encourage the boys and the courage to ask what that girls like boys
\\One day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master wait for me ~
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me said: \Do not chase! \One can see a bunch of things on the road, knelt down, sniffed that may be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, and said, really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~
30. A public toilet, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pull out a long time, when another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling tension is not good fun, A monarch heard, said: \Yeah, pull so happy \The road in a car accident - hurt foot turtle nest cattle. Police are investigating the cause of the accident,
skechers shoes, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster ground beef recalls panic undecided: I do not remember, when he too quickly
32. Junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed,
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33. A rabbit into a shop to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient boss says no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...
34. A person in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic chase to him holding a kitchen knife to, this man turned around and ran,
mbt shoes uk, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
35. Father and son take the bus.
Son: Dad, what time ah?
father: stop to go.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
36. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window and yelled: \\to: \Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?
happy one day, trouble is one day, why do not we live each day happily do!
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