1. Vampire bat came back covered in blood, is the envy of all the bats and even ask where he's recruited so much blood, it is put into a big tree all the bats, and asked: did not see the trees? Public A: see it. It: Damn it,
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2. Young couple quarrel upstairs threw a pillow,
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3. you are lying in the theater account four horizontal position, people call you up, you only a couple of Blessings fixed place. Security came and said: \, and then asked him: that, where are you from? not talk you to death Electric! students back to the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted, he said: I was TV's!
5. chicken with beef grumble: Man makes us more eggs, but their own family planning, and unfair. Niu said: \
6. Patient: I sleep. Doctor: These pills make you dream of the red, Tak Wah; white dream of Allen; green dream conditioner. patients; then I go all the dose? Doctor: You can see to Guorong.
7. ramen counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line, ramen master asked: Do you want thick or thin? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
8. a monkey eat peanuts before going into the bottom a chance to eat first. This manager explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now must be a good amount of
9. New Saying: I secretly go to if I quietly, as her house on the night I dare not wear shoes with a ring at the end, to prevent her husband, to hit my face paint.
10. fight the first time a farmer, he was afraid of the city's taxi drivers cheating, teeth side of the station, took out a screwdriver side asked: \ says: \ Doctor: Try this drug. Pharaoh: to cure it ? Doctor: hard to say, but make your point loud fart.
12. Division announced that the school discipline: men not allowed to enter the women's dormitory, a first offense a fine of 10, the second a fine of 25, listen to understand? a boy stood up Q: How much do pass?
13. wolf was sick, the rabbit with a carrot to see him. Wolf: come and it is also what a gift with ah! Rabbit: to see you,
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14. To Ban will become serious,
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15. One day, the child asked her mother: \
16. a woman complaining about her husband: \ Hotel health is poor, many flies flying around. People are busy to catch a hand. Another person to stop , said: \
18. Taipan Ji Xinjiang dishes,
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19. Directorate officers and men made to handle the relationship between speech, manuscript written by the secretary. Fast finish of a page, the directorate: nurse officer to love. Field uproar. Executive Yijue strange, then added aloud page: Here is a soldier!
20. Police: robbery and rape, why decent women? This gun is how ah? Robber: I'm going to sell this gun ah, but the gun just out, and that lady put the money thrown into the incense burner on me and began a
21. Elephant accidentally stepped on ants,
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22. a little ant and the elephant in love get married. Unfortunately, not long before the elephants died, a small ant very upset, she said: Damn it, do other say nothing in this life, light buried pull him !
23. Teacher: how do you so lazy? Other students moved a brick seventy-eight, can you only move four. Student: No, they are lazy. Teacher: Why? Student: Because they are afraid to walk.
24. A woman: \ \ \ fool, where to cut? \