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1 in the earth who entire of a sudden obtaining age?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 ; a heart value?
answer: 1 million. because the single-minded object,Lacoste Prep CB Trainers!
3 hurricane climate to how much money to go out with?
; Answer: Four million. because of the typhoon weather did not Encyclopedia (Wikipedia-lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide?
[b] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: napkin afraid of ten thousand, the periodical fair in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, merely the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: hack (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will transform?
answer: ice lotion.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most diligent, which digit the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) infinite.
10 question: how to make the silence sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: calm (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to flee the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the demon to
12 :30-50 answers which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than masculine (Bear) dispute
13 question: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day ?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (surmise fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 under the 2 Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play impair?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus occurrence happened, all of them were injured, why was naught Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this area?
Answer: chickens and geese grave
22 measure marathon, chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the erroneous way
23 East educate bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never studied arithmetic, but praised her math educator is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 When 1 foot onto the New World later Columbus,Womens Lacoste Observe Trainers, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say namely eating fish can avert the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing a jaws and eyes
27 what the respond is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What variety of administration can not give orders to have the old others Peixiao?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police commander
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to immediately arrest the bandit
30 days of chewing gum mini tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad respiration, and why?
answer: each day, and cursing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 Fifty-second face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a beautician
34
what flowers ought not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the secret?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the alarm will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the fix of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: Taijian
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet badly
39 dark or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, could not make black white chicken eggs.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will annihilate early-morning learn acid
41 What is the shock?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, amuse pigs to the negotiate, may I ask who ambition win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do alike?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
44 household has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year while you massacre a piglet farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (silly pig) or annihilate the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so tall why do not kick the stars?
answer: because the stars will bypass him. Why did not they say hi?
answer: because they are not versed




1 Who is the chief of the animals?
2 ● Zoo what will appear after death? ●
3 people in the video can not wear anyone hats? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephant's left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five brains, but people do not muse it strange? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the medic the patient's condition, doctors only heaved 5 fingers, his family began to cry, what is the problem then? ● If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose meantime ashore the ice, why die geese and chickens did not dead? ● goose namely what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to hear to and hear the most? ● CD
11 human longevity hidden? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers flower all year circular, what flower? ● plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like alive on the moon? ● Chang moths eat hare meat
15 narrowest where the road? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called what? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● restroom
18 in the world's smallest isle What is it? ●
19 refuges on the road exploded as the Earth, where the maximum safe? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to consult how to resuscitate the reputation of man, and suddenly I listened my wife come to their , we flee, yet only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead passed
21 What is the medium of the Pacific? ● What is the word class word
22 prevalent international? ● Arabic
23 a baby and an adult wading in the dingy of night, the child is an mature son, adult child's father is not, may I ask why? ● Because they are the mother-child relationship
24 two pairs of father and son to buy a cap, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 beat hammer hammer without breaking egg, Why? ● Hammer naturally not broken

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very lightly be what? ● idle
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? ● before the public (go) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stammer do the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In fact,Lacoste Running Trainers, you do not comprehend my heart
33 men with the nectar, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same annual he was connate the same day, and is nativity of the same parents, but they are not duals, is it feasible? ● feasible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what? ●
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the metropolis of new, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, without heat, how can immediately into the ice water? ● Remove the ice to the two points of a hungry cat
40 mice from the side via a fat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its access, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mama has three sons, cried the Ming Great son, second son shrieked out the second and third sons name? ● Of lesson, called the Little Ming
44 a juvenile man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river no boat and no bridge. So he would swim cross the river in the a.m., only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the p.m., the river width and flow rate are not changed, even more momentous is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim along the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to one hour
45 has a very massive sea vessels, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the canoe people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; there is no heaviness on board)? ● Do not horror, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not granted to go back, not granted to walk nigh, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see every other face? ● I certainly can, they are standing face to face what

48 rotten eggs, can not hit, cooking unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of a zero Comparison of pain? ● Head Comparison of grief
50 Confucius and Mencius disagree? ● Confucius child on the left. Mencius's son by the upon

51 What tin not also? ● Jieguang
52 into the menagerie to discern the 1st beast? ● conductor
53 magnifying cup can not be what it is enlarged? ● What
54 inverted angle will amplify by half? ● 6
55 at all times you call it's name will destroy it,Lacoste Trainers 2010, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to peregrination abroad with their parents, deserving to language barriers and a wastage of his parents, Amy did not understand alien languages, he is not deaf, but like as not in their own nation feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can ruddy with a blue pen to jot to? ● write a ● Spare tire
60 has a normal black relentless, in the Sept. 7 that day,Womens Lacoste Trainers, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what will happen? ● sink to the creek base
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● Cremation
62 fox best, muddled man, then what pairs, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, must fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dares to Lin Quan Jia

65 after important surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break in a little while, why is it so? ● did not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not do together. What was it? ● imagine

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go home before

68 base to forget your keys at family and no other person, then what is your greatest hope? ● forgot to bolt the door black hair

69 What are the benefits? ● If you are not afraid of tanning

70 is the end of the world morrow, and why some people want to perpetrate suicide? ● work to heaven seats because
71 directors do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● launched

72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine

73 marked noxious narcotics are harmless to human? ● As long as you do not drink it

74 to activity something, do not have to spend effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people understand only by the people do not know, what is it? ● coffin


76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books like that fat matron? ● consolidated

77 an alligator and shark bite feel assorted? ● No one knows

78 a cow and walk northwardly 10m, then west to go 10 meters, then go south 10 meters, rotate right back and asked where the cow's tail toward? ● North Korea to

79 ● The daytime after tomorrow

80 What is the cardinal reason of divorce? ● marital

81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to divide it fairly? ● pressed into juice

82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the across, how to do? ● Why

83 on the walls the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● she could not sit

84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has nearly 2000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or additional fuels? ● Earth

86 for alarm of out of shape, not to have kid after matrimony how beautiful your label? ● excellent loveliness

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers

88 who has always been afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 causes why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital

92 why geese fly south? ● because of slow
93 feet away melon,Lacoste UK, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool

94 cake bowl with 6, 6 children assigned to a person, but also reserve a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a friend took the boiler with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber

96 there is a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● Two side. Inside and outdoor
100 a month which has twenty eight days? ● Every month, 28 days