1, mice of a angry, we are all sick cats.
2, and a MM argue that whales are not fish, and finally I said,
3, a man with gold knee, I deduct from the thighs, and even pieces of copper did not find it!
4, the spring I put corn buried in the world, to fall, I will acquire a lot of corn. Spring I put my wife buried in the earth, to fall ... I'll be shot!
5, if you see the eclipse in front, do not be afraid, it is because the sun behind you!
6, voyages to brothels were not old, please Huiren Shenbao.
7, hear to king's words, provincial and ten books I have!
8,0-year-old debut arrival, 10 years old and every day. Lofty ideal of the age of 20, 30, worked hard. The basic orientation of 40-year-old, 50-year-old popular everywhere. 60 mahjong 70 years old everywhere approximately. Homely 80-year-old Lara, 90-year-old hung on the walls!
9, undressed, I was an animal, I Yiguanqinshou dressed!
10, Shitai, you now from the old recluse! After long, long time ... ... Shitai, you'll spare the old monk, right!
11, into gold, I hope that she, as the gold as filth.
13, read 10 languages, as talk half QQ.
14, idle mattress the morning, then took out six coins in his pocket: If you throw to six are assured, I went to educate! Thinking hesitate a long time, or forget, do not take the hazard of the ... ...
15, I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to the is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is the last week! ! ! But that does not stomach the money is ########! ! ! !
17, who pretended to be dead for an understanding friend, a woman makes herself by plastic surgery.
18, grew up to marry the monk, to play to play, not play put him eat.
19, Oh my god, besides one man and one feminine.
20, do not wait until everybody says while you find yourself really hideous ugly.
21, if friends can betray each merit of 5, I also made a small luck.
22, Personals: requirements are as with, A Living, B woman.
23, to the point of the sun I'll decay.
24, should be proper to eat a little, only fresh weight ah.
25, Shanghai Triad, vibrate to Modoribashi.
26, fate is responsible for shuffling, but the game of cards is our own!
27, Q: Do you like my point? A: I like you away from me!
28, you come behind, I do not come one 忽悠!
29, life is like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be wrong ~ ~ ~
30, fell, got up and call ~ ~ ~
31, the world is complicated to extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, as well as love.
32, Xi'an Jiaotong University passed when a dinosaur on the trips to the bathroom, came out she sobbed: Live, cozy. Life is not cozy.
34, my cousin, more than forty annuals. From the beginning of the txt, even without the three-year test. Then martial arts, martial craft field made of a vector, the Drum officials, by the out. Studied medicine, essays a recipe, served it, died.
35, asked, can a grief, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel ... ...
36, My life is limited, and eating is long ~ ~ ~
37, to a place where there are two ways pollution : litter, or money!
38, was young, we constantly directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
39, you are blind ah? You can not see such a big shield, but why should throw stones at my head!
40, first to find the cause of problems, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation.
41, racking our brains decision-making, to assure that every of the offerings, making ass leave.
42, we are going too fast, the psyche can not reserve up the ... ...
43, and the Earth people do not generally experience ~ ~ ~
44, girls at the peak of the time from the Virgin to the woman and successfully, the chap from the maiden Men absence to hone repeated changes!
45, Chu Laihun, his wife wish to alteration sooner or afterward!
46, a child grow up, I thought I could retention the world, and so grow up they detect that the entire world can not retention me ... ...
47, are rich uncle! But it is not also owe,
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48, even now I was a skin disease **, I shall not marry his mother ** skin disease.
49, why long sleep ahead his death, since death would be buried ... ...
50, the tailor did not want to cook, not a good driver.
51, time is the best instructor, but unfortunately - the last he annihilated the all students.
52, the road voyage to Xi'an, a explode of bluster Dalian Dalian man more than a lot of good, and then build the metropolis of Dalian, said when the centennial festival held in a very grand event and so on, and then asked the next one: What is a metropolis in celebration of the centennial is not? ... ...
54, ** university, biking is a Ph.D., perhaps, but open-Benz may be a logistical ... ...
55, is the gold, always spend all of; a mirror, forever reflecting the ... ...
56, my girlfriend is due to improper nuns, four have not seen her,
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57, star off point tin be extra prominent, I have been caught off the bare up!
58, look at a beautiful MM, pain-free way to buffet up a conversation, a brick street, elected up, stepped forward, scientists, fancies himself a landlord of the young main, there are pregnant fields at home all day, learn nothing from nothing led a group of dogs I took to the streets to take liberties with what good and decent girl ... ...
60, do not talk to me about ideal, discontinue !
61, rose to you, your chocolate, diamonds you. You, my!
62, the so-called startle is waiting for your hare to a hard, followed by a wolf!
63, what is providential? Happiness is a cat fish dog flesh, Altman played little demon!
64, both the peasant boasted: 65, cockroaches are not fearful of cockroaches medicines, and vitamins namely we do not even obtain it going!
66, long a variety of do not reproach the dog buns to follow!
67, when a man Touxing second only to Einstein's IQ!
68, studying hard for the Chinese! Qiana a package of Chinese a lot ... ...
69,
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70, dressed in sordid clothes do not think you can do to spectator to; do not muse wearing wooden clogs slippers can be a spectator ... ...
71, the cause of the country, the medal is the element, the performance is led by the wage by his wife, the attribute is the child, the error of their own.
72, Phoenix is the rebirth of Nirvana, pheasant rebirth is Evil Dead.
73, if one day I become a rogue, please tell others, I too innocent ... ...
74, I not only have a car, or own the ... ...
75, QQ, a woman has only to numerous molesting a man, a man accustom to fill a variety of QQ, the woman upon ... ...
76, saw the paperback above the so-called casual contemporary woman match alternative criteria: Then write down the standard fantasy wife in the election: folk being bullied.
78, sleep is an art - who can not stop my pursuance of artistic footsteps!
79, in order to avoid domestic violence, so I decided not to get married!
80, you can live like a piglet, but you will never be as merry as a piglet!
81, lightning pilfering a bell, nourishing the original aim, the result worth saying that this stuff most Acacia tempest, why a house does not sweep sweep invincible, east sunrise west raining, raise my eyes relative study, transfixed cilia when the authority arrow, chickens Yanyong chopper small scale, hard-edged spring, Weiweijiuzhao Po Kui, Very good goodbye, eight-cell tooth in Taiwan the lupine, blew current moon ... ...
82, a blog memo of a woman : a decisive day, drunk and go, hand touched - both mobile and chastity, nap!
83, and beauteous, and pure, and agreeable, and ######y, and lovely maiden, like ghosts, like the men are talking almost it, but no one has ever witnessed ... ...
84, remember the basic school teacher scolded me: Now, is it not dare laugh smile ... ...
85, if happiness is a smoke, if the pain like the stars. That is really my life cloudless, starry sky ... ...
86, contraceptive effect: not successful, it becomes
87, is a lonely man carnival, carnival is a group of people alone.
88, the most tiring object in this globe, than to sit and watch their heart is broken, must mallet it up yourself.
89, is the tragic life: hard-earned eclectic content made the dream of a night, waking up the next a.m. all really can not remember!
90, my father asked me what to chase in life? I responded with money and women, the dad vicious hit my face; I answered vocation and love, the father appreciated touched my head.
91, men are lecherous, slightly stronger than that called ** color heart, and then called the goat a little mighty, but also to reinforce called rapist, rapist ** You Qijiang it has become, thirst to the extreme, is called the body Aesthetics artiste.
92, recently graduated remember that day, my girlfriend sent me a text message: can be completely sorrowful ... ...
93, here against urine, and culprits confiscated tools.
94, to see beautiful women in the avenue, looking a little higher to admire, look low point is that rogue.
95, infant his mother, nothing if life there are many asset to do, do not defer the effort, and I play conceal and quest, and quickly jumped out Come on ~ ~ ~
96, a woman's life like two flowers: an money to cost, and second, to spend as much as likely!
97, became a hit - is narrated as female artist of the ... ...
98, the world is not just is that: God says: Beauty said: Regal said: I said:
99, I really do not comprehend that many, many pretty girls to purchase clothes to wear, is to fascinate the attention of boys, but boys want to see, but it is a girl with not raiment on.
100, sometimes a silence life of silent you will feel so cool, but the silence life of a mime to you miserable ... ...
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101. Superman went on a task today, who washed his belts?
102. I have 12 beautiful daughter, I will applause the Lord every day, 20 years behind the group of seraphim would bring me infinite asset.
103. My girlfriend is due apt unfit nuns have not penetrated her four, Anli charge.
104. Man fantasy a 39 year-old girl to marry him in the present.
105. In array to not difficulties, deepened points!
106. Pay out of your basin! My uncle had to clean their straps.
107. I gently take off your **, and ... and ... take off my.
108. Did not eat meat, I have not listened of meat prices!
109. Advertising can be seen, but something definitely not to buy advertising.
110. Are rich uncle! But it is not also owe!
111. You brush your teeth I do not care, but you tell me where my facial cleanser to go!
112. Star off point can be more famous, I been caught off the bare up!
113. Now must look carefully to find the thing, because also numerous people are androgynous!
114. After the mosquito bite you really offended, yet more furious, it bites you, you can not ascertain it!
115. What does it average penis mean? A: Two fowl!
116. Bungee jumping where you stand is what the most want? Anyway, I was most want to pee!
117. I ride my bike had been buffet the creating! I knocked the establishing block of rind was, I was building 2 big front teeth knocked!
118. Someone asked me where ** the most, and I told him that a woman's place, and he went to **, but that actually went to the NB women's judo crew!
119. I am a quite frugal, I never shit periodical, never used chopsticks to eat, and unwashed hands!
120. Pig is an beast, but it is likewise a synonym for portly people!
121. The children adore to-day short night, a thief like days shorter days and longer!
122. Human is connate his mother, who demon is out of his mother would like!
123. Do not make me tell you, if you forced me in, I'll melodrama dead for you to see!
124. Formerly understood as 'stolen grave exhumation' Damn, now shrieked the 'archaeological' science!
125. When I saw the beauty, the 1st touch in his pocket to see whether there is no money!
126. Money matter? I think that sometimes is not momentous, do not believe you threw a no man's land, ten days later, I took a million and a bowl of rice to give you choice, you will prefer a large rice!
127. Great hard to assume the universe, the earth is only a spot of dust in the universe, Why should I lose a dime and painful to do!
128. Stars or the stars, the moon or the moon, but people changed!
129. If one day I become a star, and I will show you off!
130. Flying may not be Superman, not necessarily a bird, perhaps a plane!
131. When to go to school every day thinking about a holiday, a vacation is now complete, to be want to go to school!
132. No feces can not blame gravity pull, perhaps you constipation!
133. The latest use of noodles, dumplings is to be played!
134. Not be blown leather,
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135. Goubuli steamed buns, steamed buns mattered a cardboard because to do it!
136. The emperor is my uncle, do not deem you called out to ask him!
137. No imitation grass nutritious neonate formula, might for well eat the native!
138. Boy in urine can be evil, so I decided to sell the boy in urine to make money, my son is a cash cow!
139. Out, MAN. At home, a man big tofu!
140. Grapes do not spit grape skin, you may be diarrhea! To spit grape skin meantime not eating, you are a magician!
141. Do not fear death, but terror not know how to live!
142. Surprise, attacking back!
143. The sky has a sun, the water has a moon, I do not know, I do not know, I do not know which is more round which is more bright, er er er er er! This anthem is about a outrageous article!
144. In order to lest servant violence, so I resolved not to get married!
145. Prince is like the princess, the frog prince too!
146. In truth, the story of Meng Mu moved three that she has a good son, if it was me, and move a hundred times at home is useless!
147. Good nag with a good harness, the antique man with loveliness!
148. My future is not a dream, my future nightmares!
149. Days of gray plains, the wind-swept pastures of cows and sheep feces!
150. Yellow Crane Tower West by the enemy, left, sent a barrel of oil, the enemy has to go side to side, this children really dig.
151. Kitchen day when the afternoon,
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152. I want a fly lying on the cup, the hereafter is bright, but I could not find path out ... ...
153. I strongly Shoulong myself, as I Zuanjin stone, is to throw it in farther!
154. Peacock tried to open shade, but reveal **!
155. If one daytime I chance a ruffian, please narrate others, I too innocent ... ...
156. The child was dead, you come to the cows!
157. I struggled to climb the ladder to the top untold, they found a ladder on the wrong wall ... ...
158. Today I knock to death you beling xxx (your appoint), daughter Nan Shangnan tomorrow to Lingjia you!
159. Summer is not good, meager northwest wind when I did not even have to drink ... ...
160. I only have a motorcar, alternatively their own in the ... ...
161. Summer, girls can wear skirts, but not the knees!
162. I choose the golden ventilation flew 3 defensive hurrahs and lonesome, do not vex women into gauze frivolous a solution solo!
163. From paradise to perdition, I passed via earth!
164. QQ is also interlocked to the first day that people have nothing to do except go to work, that is, people who work unloved ... ...
165. Very dingy night, I suddenly want to learn, but when I found the candle when the sky is already bright ... ...
166. Look at a beautiful MM, suffering no way to strike up a conversation, a brick street, picked up, stepped forward, Andie subordinates said: For people who do not understand that everything does not understand ... ...
169. I have done a lot of silly things, but I do not care, my friends call it self-confidence.
170. Have you ever heard that there is a great pig, little pig that there is no story?
171. ** If you are working to hunger more than anybody another, you triumph the game.
172. Money gambled and the furniture had gambled, and gambled away the clothes, I go out like an Arab ... ...
173. I have very poor eyesight,
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174. You blind ah? You can not see such a big safeguard, but why should dart stones at my pate!
175. Too bad your shooting performance, and if not, I now ** Just in case you must take some bullets.
176. Due to absence of experience is speaking of social definition.
177. But the money does not make people happy, so I stole some jewelry, stamps, watches know next to nothing ofmething.
178. Tiechu to floor into a pin, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
179. Young, we often directed at the mirror to make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
180. These are not broken! Is my accumulation of antiques! Of way, if you do not like it, you can throw away.
181. Artificial intelligence and natural retardation can not be likened - because we advocate natural.
182. Not the same as you and I, because I am people.
183. Animal category are declining, the types of people in the addition?
184. The early bird gets the worm, early insects eaten at birds!
185. You bought me is better than 10 cigarettes a ** cost me to it.
186. And a MM debate that whales are not fish, and eventually I said,
187. Friends around me, ah, you quickly known for it, so I can sell the memoirs of the ...
188. Do not mention never, never distant.
189. I wanted to personally control your grandfather cry: Dad!
190. ** Ah you have in idea?
191. Reading for cramps Department, Evans can only as diabetes insipidus.
192. People always want to make errors, otherwise the correct way overcrowded.
193. I'll see you will suddenly find - the original commander also can be specific it!
194. If I girl, early a standing ovation me ...
195. I drink only drink pure water, milk and pure milk drink, so I'm simply ...
196. Life is sometimes like being eunuchs as lofty J - against bitter, do not resist or pain!
197. In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, and that much Leia, or China is good.
198. Web is like a jail, stole a wallet could have been coming in, so he went out to study anything.
199. 08 年 8 月 8 号 matrimony is a good fancy to
200. Impulse, a offspring of the crisis.