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Reprinted from 751490871 at 20:55 on February 4th, 2011 Read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
daughter, wrote in the essay: , higher than life! instant noodles bubble. In order to prevent the teacher found the books so up and planted the first to go, but the heat or take out.
teacher was very cool to say the sentence: After a few years you will be told her husband that, when my college classes to spend more than the department is also beautiful, marry me you earn. The results of this overwhelmingly elected to ban female flowers.
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7, geography lesson, the teacher open the multimedia release map of China, Shanghai on the map marked out of Beijing and Wuhan, and then asked what kind of city this is? Then, the students pointed to a sort of trance that you to answer.
students alert, stand up, look for a long time and said: It is a triangle!
classic joke
2, foxes and kangaroos to go empty-handed with both water and soil, to let the fox into the security door of the supermarket can be no way to go so kangaroo. Kangaroo asked: it!. Polar Bear said: head, rain, seed germination grown into tall trees,
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bird, noisy, he bored So he took the tree to pull the tree over his head after pulling out more than a pit, rain, the hole lot of water, the water a lot of fish, there are a lot of people rowing in it, and then later he was drowned.
8, cannibal leader had a disease,
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Dr. Lei Rende and patients.
1, gaunt patient said to the doctor: the window of my dogs barking all night, oh, I could be crazy!
doctors gave him sleeping pills.
week later, the patient again, looks like even more tired than last time.
doctor asked: sleeping pills invalid?
patients listless said: do not know, I can not catch the dogs, there are other way?
2, Jack accidentally break at work to work,
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a beautiful young nurse asked him to fill out the form, after filling out the form and handed Jack nurse.
doctors that patients got better,
nike hyperdunk shoes, and to happy to ask: What thing? wife, a waste of money. Teeth wife: I wasted even a joke? You're the indiscriminate use of money. Husband: how do I mess with it? Wife pointed extinguisher: for example that you did not buy a used 2 years!
3. M: If I die today, what would you? Woman: I will be sad to die. M: Why? Girl: Because you promised me to eat Beijing duck tomorrow what a deal.
4. wake up, my wife said to her husband: >
That evening, he brought back a package to her husband, she opened a joy to look at: is a
5. wife of her husband, said: , Biexia thought, go and buy food to cook it. / p>
label the map of China Duke classic joke polar bear dream and possessed by the devil