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Reprinted from 33846606 at 15:37 on January 7, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (2) Categories: funny
in the history of the 8 most disgusting joke, you may be able to see a few. . . .
one, even a kid to eat is not honest, a farmer to educate me and said to me: 2060 hard Yeah, no food, pull out the booger never throw ;
Second, there is a rich looking for servants, the subject of the interview is on the toilet, not after the first few on hand came out, put them away so rich that only a washed his hands, then left a rich him. But one day, the rich only to find out he did not wash their hands on the Regal asked him why? servant replied:
three,
ugg, a man saw a store on sale, they went inside. the salesman agreed to sell him or not no way, man had brought the dog home, to buy a dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store to buy cat food, do not bring the cat home to buy a cat food. A few days later, the man dug a hole to hold a large cardboard box to the shop to find the assistant, What is it, sticky.
four, a man went with friends to visit his grandmother. When he and his grandmother spoke, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, the peanuts are finished when they leave, his friend on the grandmother said: ! Oh,
ugg ブーツ! since my teeth fall out, I can only siphoning off their outer layer of chocolate only. old, cough...
five, it was like Once, he went to the restaurant, but also point the dish. But the waiter told him that the dish has been sold out. The man down the waiter's instructions, and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. Gentleman has had plenty of food, but the share of That gentleman is a waste of people find delicious,
UGG ブーツ 格安, so he walked next to a gentleman, pointing to the share of So the people immediately sit down, pick up the spoon gobble up. Clean sweep, while half of the sinks, and all of a sudden he found lying in the casserole at the end of a very small but full-length coat has a small mouse. While sick man to eat all the fans all spit back the casserole. When he was there Fanwei endless time, that gentleman looked at with sympathy he said:
six, the day the hotel owner is the hall patrol. To a beggar came up, said: While,
UGG AUSTRALLIA, again to be a beggar is toothpicks. How the boss thought the beggar do not now change to toothpick the meal? Also give him a pass away, not too old, came a beggar. The boss said to him, Can you give me straws?
seven, boss, the second airplane, the second motion sickness, non-stop vomiting. A bag full of spit, the boss had no choice but to get the bag, so he came back, I found that people are kept the whole machine vomiting. The boss asked why her second child, said:
not spit if you see that,
UGG オーストラリア, then I have to admit you are a master, that I want to surpass the ---
One day, the eldest two went to the cinema to see the development of the middle two argue over the plot, and to this bet. Placed in front of the boss pointed to a row of spittoon that Then bet on two of the plot below, this time, lost her second child picked up a spittoon saw her second child, even drank a fifth Gudonggudong big mouth. Boss stunned with admiration for the five-body cast for her second child said, constantly,
ugg ムートンブーツ!
spit reading, please reply to A
retching did not spit it out after reading, please reply B
unable to eat anything after reading that, please reply to C ;
reading do not feel anything, please reply to D
something more to say after reading that, please reply to E
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