1. the old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: ? let your bird birds nibbling sleep forever play.
3. two dumplings, and drive away the guests returned to the bedroom after the groom, they discovered that the bed lay a meatball! The groom was shocked,
Scorpio people love to be happy, and hurriedly asked the bride? Meatballs shy said: hate, people undressed, you will not know it!
4. two old couple at dinner in a whim: Bare meal! Look for the feeling of the past! After taking off the old woman said: I have a reaction yeah! And the youthful breast fever also! Ramp of an old man said: droop to the soup!
5. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: several times every day I Street is not practical, however; D: the hour is late, go home to slightly hold the cat.
6. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, the men do not fight is not enough; man if it is money, and who are destined for, a man by the live pig will climb.
7. a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, and pinch kill him, for sample, but also his mother against it!
8. kids to steal a parrot raising a brothel home, a door, the parrot would perhaps: Move it! Saw his mother called: the boss for it,
tory burch miller! See his sister called: Miss has had! Saw his father called: I cao or old customers!
9. life's long road, who is a good few steps! Family to take care of, Valentine have to place! There is cooking at home, outside of raising a good heart, a nice sitting on the table, far away there is a miss! Keep the two hold a development thirty-four thousand five hundred sixty-seven!
10. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, and you furious and said: How do you dare to bird roast chicken, I'm what you, the results dog licking chicken ass, you passed out, dog Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless.
11. legend tonight, lingering, die off and are now ghost turn around! Would like to hear me call a ghost, come to your bed at night, pale face with stunning green eyes, dry hands touch your face, for me to say to you: Good night!
12. man, always smiling, two discharge, not the disease Fanjian is swindling! Women breast waist,
XI love poems in ancient China , a beautiful sight, loose flair, not dig your pockets, that is, put your black knife! This years banshee strange men, be careful in strokes ah!
13. you go on the road, a bitch toward you from biting your feet a piece of meat, quickly swallow, you room to move about to kick it, the dog tears, said: you hit it, anyway, I already have your blood goes!
14. Mouse did not particularly depressed girlfriend, and finally agreed to marry him a bat, rats very happy. He did not look people laugh, mouse: You know what, she was a stewardess at any rate.
15. friend asked how it will come to marry mouse bat, bats lookin tears, meaningful: Oh,
jordan spizikes! That day he ate a Viagra, fire and strong,
mbt forex, about jumping on the ceiling and let him shoot me.
16. I spent a dime send this message to you is to tell you - I am not a stingy person. Messages such as the dime is the birthday gift I gave you.
17. ant lounging earth,
Nike Dunk Sb, stretched out a leg, a friend asked you doing? Ant: will be the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.
18. magpie, the mother said hi, this is a bird is off; swallows, mom said it was beneficial bird is off; crow, the kids ask you are guests? Crows: Yes, Wu Nai hackers!
19. a beauty that lipstick is too heavy, get thrown into the road after the wet wipe tissue. An old man picked up, looked half-day suddenly wake up to catch up, said: girl, it is easy to thin out it!
20. lovelorn cries of cucumber, eggplant comfort her: love is not just sweet, just drunk, there is heartbreak,
nimbus asics Nigeria 's military rescued 19 hostag, there are tears. Alas! Who you love onions?
21. Yesterday, I dreamed that God can satisfy a desire that I took out the globe that want to world peace, he said that too hard for a bar, I took your picture say to this person more beautiful, he thought Take a moment that I look at the globe.
22. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off a stomping kidnappers teeth: walking, car not a
23.20 years ago my father to hold you and other cars, people look ugly baby joke, he began to cry . An old man selling bananas pat father said: parrots on the flight attendants, said: Then the parrot on the pig, said: , farmer looked cursed: came to play, when my brother put a pushpin in the guest's chair, was I saw. Mother said: 27. One day at a crowded bus on a conversation as follows: A pregnant woman standing in front of a man sitting beside him, said: 『Do not you know I pregnant? 』(Seat .... you want him) saw the man was very nervous, said:『 child is not mine! 』
28. Just a gust of wind be it, but why is so eternal, just a dream worth mentioning, but why is so real, you bow does not, I can hardly calm, I finally could not help but say to you ,: fart next time, say!
29. a pair of lovers caught in the mountains said to be savage: Do you eat the other side of the stool to put you. Lovers did, way back in the woman crying, a man asked why a woman sad to say: you do not love me, or you do not pull so much!
30. day Moujun wife have children, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, shouting he was happy, I do my father it,
tory burch sale! Looked very sad when a doctor came out and told him that children congenital malformations. For some that stay there, not yet understand why, suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill, not to see the old paste Huitie, reward it!
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