1 unit of message, a leader said: \
2 boss once helped set the hotel, would like to ask people there anything like free Internet service, but could not think how to say how good, and asked each other: \special services do? \No, ask you: Why is my slipper gone?
4 shopping, the friends suddenly exclaimed: \
5 string I have the time to buy a lamb out of four fingers
the boss said,
北京团购网, \3 fingers say \>
7 surname is Zhu, management unit room. One time someone call my cell phone: \cauliflower 'soup! \
9 a meal at the noodle shop on a very slow hungry
finally unable to bear Paizhuo Howling, wanted to say I do not put on the table, flip the noodle!
results say: \br> 10 my parents quarrel, my dad gas simply said: \goals. After a while, B got the ball, A ball passed to him shouting loudly. B has shot the ball out of their own. Results A furious cried: I'm just really blind dog eyes ... ...
audience laugh impression halo
12 most serious primary school class president, a self-study courses, classroom voices, squad leader to maintain order after several had had enough, stand up and pound the table shouted one: Who will lock, interrupted his mouth!!! ... ... the whole class quiet
13 universities, we asked a buddy How Manchester United's fighting, he said excitedly: \15 college, a teacher lectures, talked about a new type of material,
上海团购网, said: \just college, military training, the company commander did not know where the accent, shouted the password - \a hot and sour potato silk, do not put potatoes!
18 eleventh grade,
团购网, our language teacher was transferred to Beijing,
上海团购, Nanchang, a just and old teacher, with a focus on his accent. By his son on the Tsinghua University Department of Architecture, which is the purpose he came to Beijing,
长沙团购网, he was specially proud of his son, the sum we are talking about his son, and every time so that \Tsinghua) University of toad (Construction) Department. \. .
moth to the frogs and toads if there do not become a snack. . .
19 noon cooking, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: \Section of the festival how to write? I answered: cursive character, plus a holiday in the first section below to remove cursive character head! All the staff of hilarious! I am not react ~~~~~~~!
21 year looking for work, the interviewer asked me what year graduated.
I meant to say 2000, was an excited, said: \
22 first class 10 minutes, my table on the hands, said: Teacher, I go to the bathroom.
very unhappy English teacher, said: What people are you still on the toilet?
22 I have a test computer, the students have been reviewed three, one day playing football, the other students to the bottom line of the ball, only heard him shouting: Enter! Enter! (Biography)
23 remember the time to buy a fruit called Elizabeth, and I mouth said: Boss, how much Shakespeare? The boss on the spot stayed
24 physics teacher talk Wave: \>
26 University of the line of duty, on educational psychology. ... late into the classroom. oblique aim at a blackboard look. angry in the old professor, called the line of duty to answer the question on the blackboard. schoolmates half said evasively: \######y and theory>, which also told friends too difficult. \students sitting on the ground wrestling, and I expressed concern to say one thing: \Paipaipigu up, put a ass, said, \die now! \CEOs look at the table a lot of pictures opened a joke: I think you are a photographer into his Queen. South Mandarin unclear can be CEOs, the \Since then, the poor photographer was what we call \
30 boss, there is no toilet paper eat card?
31 colleagues we have a business trip,
团购导航, dealers invited him to dinner. During the meeting, to want to urinate, dealers said, just across from the toilet, so if you go to the door, that we are opposite the meal for free. Our colleagues in order to save two cents, stride straight ahead and confidently on the tube toilet, said: \what time the goods before the holiday, because the holiday these days is like an onion, and I do not know the contents of the order to Shun Kouwen the sentence: What do you thing?
33 I have a friend just read \
day, as usual, and he was. What others kicked, shouted: \Holidays go out to work in a restaurant
a bar and students looking for work because
or the child, but for the first time have been working so very nervous
manager or need to ask to work, and want to say staff will be asked or need a little more subtle results
say: \prepare dinner, a Korean friend bought a lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said hawkers -
\gave you, so there is no hair out. \smoking are strangled!!
37 out of your mouth like it had never been seen Kentucky Fried Chicken wings, because did not watch the ads, is listening to others say, always thought it was a KFC endorsement of Liu Xiang. To Ken, directly with the waiter that I want to Liu Xiang wings. . .
38 kfc Sudan after the event, I went to kfc
waiter asked, What do you want?
I never thought of: a pair of Sudan
waiter soon be choked an expression
39 days before and a few colleagues from work went to a shop to eat, shop, people were with a lot of, a fat waiter whistling is too busy working, a colleague shouted: \, go after this dinner, a la carte, when shouting \What word hello, mysteriously asked a question: \br> 41 of my colleagues to ask the RMB exchange rate with the yen, said he began, how the yen exchange with the great apes.
42 quarters Ge Jige see \a... \My brother fixed a half-day nest, the mother said, became a radical like this:
\! Call you aside and move the table, two kilometers \better than the next! Audience are down.
45 Our teacher is very powerful, one day he say: \
46 to the long-lost friends contact phone call, that he is for \. . . . .
48 go to the cinema to see \The team is named \people staring at me funny ... ... the dead lost it!
49 and a bunch of friends to dinner
one of them is estimated to be brothers betrayed, depressed bulkhead not drink a lot of beer, and then stand up red face screaming
brother! Is not sold out! ! !
estimates turned out to be brothers and not used to say when we crash
betrayed a dozen people on the whole table lying
50 tired ah, even eat shit's fresh all up ... ...
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