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135720 2009 年 03 月 01 日 23:04 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Funny
1. college dormitories have a buddy love talking in your sleep,
One night I was up and drink water,
Unexpectedly, he suddenly yelled out: > I am scared to break the glass ... ...
one evening, went on to talk in your sleep,
murmured:
I'm pregnant ... ... ... ... (slightly tearful voice) > as I did not buy a ticket like.
- how do you do?
- very simple,
I have been staring at him,
as I bought a ticket like
3. B, C III travel together, a cold ... ...
night, we were all a bed to sleep, a sleep center.
middle of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
A B C is the crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next time to inform us ... ...
After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
EPR heard quickly penetrate into the quilt,
and make sure there is no connectivity with the outside world ...
results, put a ass.
4. I have the time and several students went to high school teacher's house
see him,
it was an old man, and before leaving,
we stay some fruit and gave the teacher the next,
but the teacher pulled tightly monitor laptop case, said:
br> on the door just fine. an ugly girl said to the driver:
killed her!!!
Soon, another person said that the traffic police to stop cattle, cattle get off, traffic police, said: Then you say the oil is soy sauce? Japanese are people too? Then the third shot ... .. prisoner cried: Big Brother you strangle me, too damn scary!
8. a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, Carpenter gave him a hammer, went to the mountains meet Tiger Cubs, scared the sickle,
new balance mens, hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to you it was a party to bear-like!
9. a company manager,
new balance shoes, his secretary referred to the documents to the boss:
and their meetings.
manager of receipt, immediately instructed his staff to buy a machine,
proposed itinerary is finishing his luggage.
Pro starting the day by Secretary of the block down.
secretary: Manager: > boss means: to head! Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice if the death of two to seven,
as fresh. A brother from work,
to quickly go buy, or have often been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the, ah,
are sometimes quite a while die one.
a brother to go fishing with a net, hit the fish with the head of the handle.
waiter really could not stand,
come with the brother said:
pirated optical discs:
-Are you serious? (Are you serious you?)
-No, I'm kidding. (No, I'm kidding.)
movies translation:
- you Xilaruisi you?
- No, I'm Kai Ding ..
12. Large When one,
even the bedroom of a man
up one morning to find that there are half a pillow large black moth,
Bel feel depressed.
mentioned it was about to throw,
surprised to find teeth marks on the wings of moths. . . . . .
full bedroom Puhan semester! ! !
13. One was admitted to Beijing University students and alumni in a conversation:
you're in Yunnan?
br> the train had just learned
; hellip; hellip;!
how not riding it?
then Yunnan is no entrance examination, the examination was archery competition,
put a sign outside a kilometer,
write ; then a person has three chances,
the first time I shot Tsinghua University, Peking University the second shot, failed, and finally to the insurance,
a sign of recent fire, is this school.
14. day students to the Zhongguancun cruise,
a hawker Couguo ask,
At the end of the constellation may be lovelorn - Qzone log,
Look, said:
buddy you want to film children?
was disgusted at first was that we used to have a bedroom
a guy with his girlfriend to the Zhongguancun computer
back
particularly depressed children that were sold pieces of harassment
we say nothing this man said:
problem is that SB
came over and asked me
the poorest end of the time saying,
people have no money for a dormitory,
not dare to ask the home to the collective diet.
in order to save the physical, we all skipped class the.
noon counselor to the bedroom,
see one has a weakly in bed,
was very surprised.
not open, hears the bedroom slowly boss said ... ...
17. there is a late night out in summer,
sitting on the table next to a Guangbang Zi's fat.
giant fat,
new balance sneakers, the meat is lifting the upper body.
a half-eaten,
pager rang (9 years time) we saw is not us.
Bayao above results to see that fat meat turned up,
glanced down the meat after the paging operator, received from eating.
We were a table of beautiful women on the hilarious.
18. Baidu know
Jiqiu papers: The Artistic Conception of Chinese Art
reward points: 0 - to solve time :2007-6-22 18:24
Jiqiu papers: The Artistic Conception of Chinese Art
2500 words ~ 3000 words
you some help out, first thank you out!
of Chinese Artistic Mood
reward points: 0 - to solve the time :2007-6-24 14:12
Lake Arts teacher to teach my classmates Introduction to the teacher at your art! on this conception of beauty of Chinese art paper copy in order to prevent you! I have to search on Baidu in China Artistic Mood of the first 40 pages of all the pages visited all! the other is still going on here! draw your attention to it! to your own mind!!
19. a fellow student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because the dormitory the morning when the moment calls red open).
old took a break and he posted on the computer. . .
20. University has a female student,
Beijing,
cold kind of humor.
check her about her college entrance examination score things.
sub-units called to check check points.
found when the math scores,
phone report:
br>
her heart burst with barely disguised pleasure:
br> 21. According to the three test subjects, let set at 5 am, when natural test stumbled.
my turn on the car, start walking, open sound, the examiner did not speak, sitting next to.
Suddenly, the examiner said to me, come on, the students.
suddenly, I was thrilled, and my heart warm current, I thought, how good examiners, ah, know that I am nervous, but also encouraged me.
So I smiled and said to the examiner, thank examiners.
examiner surprised a moment, seemed a bit helpless. It's that open, turn over, the examiner again one, come on!
I had a warm, touched one, or a smile, thank you Examiner!
examiner seemed more silent, suppressing facial expression, shaking his head.
approaching the end, the examiner said impatiently 3 times,
new balance outlet, come on! Come on! Students.
Xie words before I say it, the examiner pointed to my bulging body right foot stepped on the accelerator, said:
my feet you step on the gas fuel, not for you Come on! Do you think this is the Olympics, I see you game, ah!
22.39.A: I'm sorry!
B: I'm sorry, too.
A: I'm sorry three.
B: What are you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry five.
23. summer of a particular class,
I lie on the desk closed eyes confused,
confused in the sense of someone's arm touched my fingers,
I thought it was the same table,
to fingernails at him,
that did not respond,
I also add strength to pull him over,
still did not move, depressed,
This does not conform to my desk mate style Yeah,
do pull the light out?
meal fierce so I toss,
is captured, is twisted,
toss for a while, feel something wrong with their own,
slightly opened his eyes, yeah,
found the location of the teacher sitting on my table,
is looking at me weird ,
the hands of the piece of skin that are red
24. language test,
have a fill in the blank.
requirements were filled out
students knew nothing of a.
fill the first space-time,
he quietly asked the same table,
A Day:
25. Chinese students abroad, the highway a car accident,
car carrying the man turned off a cliff,
shouted down the traffic police arrived, said:
died
26. an English exam,
A monarch is a loss,
to find that B has been filled to the brim of Jun,
busy throwing paper in the past for help.
soon, B threw a ball of paper Jun.
A king was overjoyed, and busy apart.
saw a piece of paper wrapped in rubber,
rubber painted on all sides A, B, C, D four letters,
there are words on paper: his throw.
27. small one said: You give me a cuckold,
朋友`~! - Qzone日志!
small 0 says:!
today to give you a cuckold,
tomorrow You wear green clothes,
day after you buy a bike,
tell you to do the postman!
28. four birds bragging,
said the Sparrow : I am a hawk in the drug.
Crow: I am a peacock in the Boiler's.
parrot said: I'm in the POP Counter Swallow's.
plate of roast duck shouted:
you count ass, I was self-immolation in the OO power
29. British br>
a South Wales saw a
4 British police announced this call records,
as follows:
warning: br>
Man:
people:
Police: go there find out.
headquarters: Here is Microsoft?
Microsoft: Yes, what would you do it?
Users: You released a few days before that announcement, is not that good to a black screen it? I have waited a day, and how not black ah. . . .
Microsoft :#%$^&
users: black is not black you in the end?
Microsoft: ... ....
users: that ah, you black is not black?
Microsoft: piracy before the black ... black, you are pirating it?
user: Yes, ah,
About Huawei router password recovery techniques -, 100% pirated, absolute piracy.
Microsoft: that it was not ah, yes, you turn on automatic updates yet?
users: open ah, early to open to a blank screen waiting to see it!
Microsoft; [url = mailto :##$%^&%$#@$%]##$%^&%$#@$%[/ url] ...
User: how? No need to open ah?
Microsoft: the need, need!
users: that ye do not black?
Microsoft: Do you have the automatic update prompt you to download the patch it?
User: Not no, I waited waited a long time, and finally can not wait, go to your own website up and down one, and the result was not black, you say this stuff the whole of the,
new balance 574!
Microsoft: ....
Microsoft: I'm sorry, sir, we do not solve your problems, find technical staff will stay in touch with you, thank you!
hang up ... ... ... ...
31. turn off the lights,
collective male dormitory shouting really calls;
Then,
collective male dormitory shouting
lights;
Finally,
male dormitory collective high-called