[Comedy] Journey to the West several very talented joke
1. Monkey, Mafia leaders had organized criminal groups, social loafing in the monkey Huaguoshan recruit members than are engaged in various illegal activities, resulting in extremely bad influence serious damage to the local social order. Arrest in the implementation process, the repeated violent resistance to law, openly challenge me heaven. I am heaven showed strong restraint to retreat, a great blow to the arrogance of his arrest and transfer to the Western Paradise will eventually accept the ideological re-education.
2. Pig, a former number one Tianhe Water Conservancy Bureau. Public drunkenness after an attempt to foreground the Moon Palace ** Chang, Chang against the violence in the course of recorded sound, and then denounced to the heaven. Heaven authorities investigate the matter, the Pig has sent twelve thousand gold hush money, but the ugly act of the ultimate exposure. Has repented for its performance, the fact that the offense heaven, consider the case of
3. Bodhisattvas, I quit! Anyhow, I am also a Dragon King's three West Prince ah! the way to master riding my travel no problem, but the master Lu Yu as long as he's a little beauty, to take the wind horse woman pulled me to come with me. Women many times he rode with me to a quiet place to play horse no shock! Most annoying is the master and several brothers and gave me the name too sick, do not call me white Longma good, actually called I Baimeng Meng ... ...
4. Wukong! this Pohou you Ah! mom did not have to lose your uncle, or to see how the teacher yells at you! I ########ing told you how many times, anything to catch me after the banshee, so I signal, so I signal and then save! you less Xipixiaolian! you see as a teacher, always surprised by your sudden intrusion into the soft, then so several times, as a teacher ... ... is no longer afraid they can not Purdue , and sad indeed it! Wukong beloved disciples, watching the tears of an oath for the division, not to be repeated, these days?
5. Guanyin Bodhisattva, you bear strange, strange, and Huang Mei Lao Yao Leos these accounts are written off it, we can not afford, and rely on. Apprenticeship with the monk you sent us against, but you adjust them so high level, how to fight?, Especially the Monkey King, equipped with high attribute points, as well as call skills, physical attacks on the most annoying is invalid, the fire department immune to magic the immune system attacks ... ... Do not say we single people, and team also beat ah! not say, the next, 88.
6. Pig! You fool! that are miles to go, and you can not change a song to hum ah! keep singing,
7. Amitabha, the monks do not fight lie language. Female donor, you really Pinseng travel from east to soil encountered so far, the most beautiful and ######y woman, you see you this hair, the hands, the skin, it feels ... ...
8. DONOR, Pinseng Datang is the soil from the East, I urge spend the night in this ... ... hey? donor? donor to open your door Na, donor? parade!
9. Queen, I Tripitaka, we have the lion camel country, like you, kiss you. Do not return messages, apprentice, inconvenient.
10. You Pohou thoroughly enjoyed the respect for teachers, just in front of it Zhizhu Jing, why do you get hold of Leopard installed ######y aprons? Why did you grab the limelight as a teacher? Shut up! I control you are Leopard or a tiger! you know who does not? you an ex-prisoner in front of me you put on a hair ah? you see a head of yellow hair dye you carry your equipment steel tube Young and Dangerous ah? I am his mother ... ... Oh, Ah Mi Tuo Buddha, Good, good Good, good, for some teachers panicked.
11. Wukong, that carp sperm into the water to catch it or let Pig. Your water is not good, if drowned, as a teacher how to afford it salvage fees ah! Oh, no, no, Journey without problems, he would float the.
12. Journey,
louboutin sale, Goku is not, you go of some Zhaifan come. Wu Jing, you go to water the horses. ... ... Pig, Pig, Fuer over. Remember! Went just families that we passed on, that is, a child of a village women with the house, playing for the division which had to smell the aroma, and in the get Jiangzhou Zi, Bel fragrant! Go, Anyway, for a mother, do not give to grab! speed to speed back to!
13. Houge child, did you took this ring to marry him with the Purple Cloud Fairy? you Ah funny! half-carat diamond is not, for you who are not birds! had Chang's that smell of urine, I say: say nothing tell me whether patriotic, look at the large diamond ring and more! Alas, the reality of fairies and more, ah, hey I told you, on this vote cents daughter, you bring a diamond tile shot her dead, she did not take call life-saving!
14. Oh, here the market is really lively, bustling such a long time did not pass a lot. Hey King, you see that several have been followed from our Western Xiaowa, curly hair and big eyes, exceedingly well-behaved! Really honest cute, ha ha ha ... ... hey? Journey, your Dingba it? Hey Monk Our luggage? ah! do my white Ma?!
15. Wukong, Journey, Wu Jing, come in as a teacher before. Well ... ... not blame for the division, but I have forgotten the teachings of fragmentation you? You and I are all Buddhist master and apprentice myself, avoid ring a lot. That does not steal, do not lie, do not bad mouth, no greed, no, not crazy, you remember that moment in mind! Both Xinxiang Fo, if not self-study, how can we be immortal? Good for teachers to ask you , in the end who is his mother! sleep last night, while as a teacher, quietly stole my food log?!
16. Sha Young You see, to catch a cockroach fine, Houge As to the sky gods are invited to it? so many times to really hey, have you seen this monkey off his taking it every monster? each time Za Za whirring with the monster shouting: How many gods, there are several riding a broom yo, my only call to heaven sanitation have come.
17.. ... the elderly, please use the cane pestle Pinseng Mo ... ... ... ... the elderly, please pacify old ... ... old guy and then you move me a try? ... ... Oh, I exercise? Goku! cut him! Pig Monk you also, the teeth knock down a blind eye leg tie discount! good of a Grassroots!
18. Wukong darn! allowed hands-on! that some patrons are not monsters, how can you incorrigible, and pretend random killing?! ... ... Oh? floor, they built businesses to buy land? Amitabha -, Wu Jing help for the division crown to take about five Buddhas; Wukong, the Monkey King Bar as a teacher by a use! not, Journey, you Dingba to me! your mom ... ...
19. Master -, I come back! Pig That fool said to be in, the sand Young's Mensao carefully indeed! Ah did not go to a beggar in the net bar. I changed flies go in and when he is posting to it! What
20. ah ha! Tang Dynasty Buddhist monk, polite and courteous! I found myself is the magistrate of the county, which is twenty-five colleagues, the deputy magistrate of the county, oh, hundreds of people outside that are all the magistrate assistant. Clearance for the text matter in no hurry Well, first call the Tang Dynasty monk and four outstanding students, I found myself together with the Yingge upstairs to the Magistrate Court in some fun? Course! Everything, are all a thing of great girl. Security! Absolutely safe! Is I an uncle brother opened their own ...
21. daughter of the King of the MSN signature: Elder name is Tang, sweet to sad.
22. Houge child, did you took this ring to marry him with the Purple Cloud Fairy? you Ah funny! half-carat diamond is not, for you who are not birds! had Chang's that smell of urine, I say: say nothing tell me whether patriotic, look at the large diamond ring and more! Alas, the reality of fairies and more, ah, hey I told you, on this vote cents daughter, you bring a diamond tile shot her dead, she did not take call life-saving!
23. King, you all right! Wake up! Pig Monk, you do not run ah! back to save as a teacher! ... ah ... do not fight, do not hit! ... ... Pinseng really go to strike a canon of the Western Paradise ... ... just come here for bureaucratic clearance Man ah! right! text goes on clearance is not that a few complaint letters ... ... is my apprentice! we really did not come to a collective petition the ... ... ah !
24. Wukong, to the teacher brought the Grand alms bowl and chopsticks, Wu Jing, you go to the kitchen did not look familiar Pig.
25. Master, you launched it, leave this step to maintain the Han figure? you pretend to be a monk idol ah? You see, you make Houge went to pick berries, to improve the food can not be dead about ? I have fully demonstrated the existence of vegetarianism is not fat reduction.
26. parents said that if love, your love. This moment, I burst into tears. While I more than once said to himself: Don Elder, the Western Paradise banshee will love you for me Why?
27. Monk, you see, you do not water the horses, and holding a cell phone to play the self-timer. For the division said before, your face, mouth wide giant lush beard, no matter how Duzui not 卡哇伊. Come on, give me shoot a few, as a teacher to teach you some scissors hand modeling.
28. Journey, you have been my big brother back Huaguoshan, but you have so embarrassing task! was detained and interrogated you still do not change when the leadership of the former habit in heaven! for the division that makes you into the cave Qutan banshee's bottom line, but you stole an apron to come back! Lietu ah! If I had known as a teacher should change the nickname you called nine ring! ... ... show it as a teacher to see, is the original taste of it?
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