This year, the prohibition and beauty sleep ... ...!
this year, see the love of the new tracker: party boat first, the Government on shore leave, a step back to the NPC and CPPCC Huangyou You, the trade unions to the heart, tears flow, the Communist Youth League only hope sunset head, so the Women's pro-fill! This year, ten categories of people should not do high-ranking official: a timid, if more than 2, 3 less money, 4 relationship is poor, the small amount of alcohol 5, 6, talented,
ugg classic tall, high degree 7, 8 abhorrence of evil, 9 ######ual dysfunction , 10, has pretty unwilling to sacrifice.
this year, hard criticism: criticism of his wife to run around her, criticizing her husband he ########s! There is no guarantee on the official position higher criticism, criticism similar to relations Nangao criticizing himself trouble, criticized the lower level to reduce the votes,
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this year, drink like a soup, this person is business; advised not to drink, work in the courts; toast a dry, must be the public security; eight ounces is not drunk, this man is a tax; started to pound , quasi-PLA!
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ugg classic tall chestnut, Henan exceedingly depressed: finally there are mountains, but it is Pingdingshan; finally home to the hotel, but it is in stores; finally want to get married, then he Luo of the easy to find a wife, he was someone to open a
this year, answer the phone the other leading voices faded, the sound is getting the other side is the men, one to the other fat dry dialed the wrong number, do not stop laughing it was female students, half-hum about wife lecture, quietly away from someone that is a lover!
This year, my wife is a home lover of flowers, flowers wages to family bonus, sick back home watch the flowers away from home can not forget the flowers are often Do not forget to water the flowers home to take a look!
this year, a man that watches are, the prettier the better lover, Xiao Mi is the more intimate the better watch, miss the more fresh as possible in electronic form, the wife is still winding automatic watch is not running, all tables want only the time to master!
This year, the police received the Five Prohibitions: prohibition and exciting beauty sleep to death! Prohibition and lover live in dreams bed,
ugg classic tall black! Prohibition and ugly death to bed upset! Miss sleeping prohibition and tired to death! Prohibition and his wife to sleep through the night pretending to be dead!
this year, the quality of cadres ask you: heart, square, bag a diploma, and can settle on, the next to be leveled, no moral standards, can be filled vault, left hand holding the bottle, right hand bottle, at home with vinegar bottles, vases out there!
this year, building a harmonious society should pay attention not to the days of fighting in nature, and the United States in the international community not to fight, and military vehicles on the road not to fight, and leadership in the unit not to fight, Do not fight at home and my wife!
these days, I heard that to play in Taiwan, the total offer of a Red Army: thirty thousand men is sufficient to send: send a Miss Wan to his grandmother's past military physical ruin, sent ten thousand villagers in Henan in the past to the economic mess his mother to send ten thousand of leading cadres in the past to ######## toss treasury dry.
these days and there were typos: planting trees to zero, put away the white house, rich fishing ground, the election Pa cadres, merit-based leisure, choose oil admission, have financial and currency, checks Feast income, strong support to eat, the people reserve harm, put the money released, the official Miss
attack this year, called the network of marriage, bigamy is called a dual-card number, name call transfer affair, Valentine and more called Monternet , called the sales number of divorce, separation stopped the machine to stay number, called the transfer a woman to remarry. Married men called up card, called Unicom exchange.