Man, amuse regular shopping right

I must buy something is not listening to the funny talk . . .

1,
buyers: Hello, I want to buy you shoes store
Seller: Hello, Which like photographed Come
buyers: I would favor to use Q coins to buy your shoes can do
seller: No
Buyers: Tencent pat, you ought use Q coins ah
Seller:. . . . . .


2,
buyers: Sorry, JJ, little things onto the payment immediately, clutch you lay eggs up!
sellers: does not stuff, ah ~ ~ ~ lay egg, I do not have that function pinching
buyers: Haha, sorry erroneous is the afterward single,GHD IV Mini Straighteners!
Seller: Kuangyun, whether I said I do not have that feature it!

3,
buyers: treasurer in it?
Seller: in the pro
buyers: I can recommend the following skin care products for you?
Seller: Well, what does MM type of peel you?
buyers MM: I merged the dry side of the shrew (Pinyin input usage, ha ha)
Seller: Khan

4,
buyers: I flap the cache to buy your product, you rapidly remarried (changed price) is good,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, I can not wait
sellers MM :==
buyers: Hurry up,GHD IV Salon Straighteners, I'll disburse you remarried a
sellers MM: You do not imagine! You to ask my husband

5,
buyers: Your bowl in counting to altitude and diameter, the additional measurements have not? Thickness? Bowl breadth? Bottom of the bowl forward the tall degree
? Bowl wall angle?
Seller: ...... sorry, not so accurate ah
buyers: the customer is God, you are not sure what to do with size of business ?
Seller: ..... God, ah, query you to acquaint me how much my bowl right angle
buyers: Why does the European version and licensed to sell separately?
Seller:
difficult to use for customers stick together:. . . . . . . .


6,
buyers: What is your home owner there are other styles of shoes do?
Seller: Yes, to address your scrapbook, you can go there to see, many did not have period shelves. ... ...
buyers: the landlord namely quite good shoes by family Oh, how the product image in a small newborn ah?
Seller: Oh, namely was my son, do not sell it!
buyers: Yes ah! Can not sell his son to sell the pro-ah! !

7,GHD Straighteners NZ,
buyers: you have numerous lazy grandmother
Seller:? ? ? ?
buyers: I am sorry smoothly press the Enter key, and the milk
Seller: startling, only idle a can of powdered milk
buyers: it tin be cheaper and you can of Grandma? I bought.
Seller: I do not sell my grandmother ah,GHD MK4 Kiss Straighteners, sell milk Oh!

8,
buyers: the employer, you mention the European version of the nice quality, nice quality or licensed?
Seller: Perhaps the European version of it!
buyers: Why?
Seller: Because I've seen have a special licensed service heart.

9,
buyers: boss, could you help me elect the one best?
Seller: Yes, I put hundreds of mobile phones to organize themselves, allow them to hearing after PK.

10,
buyers: the boss, this mobile phone ringtones how to?
Seller: indeed can ring

11,
buyers: the boss, my classmates said, where you buy the phone, even now the fall from 4 upstairs broke, and you can alteration, is it?
Seller: You should be more cared about the students, do not let him be lonely, to companion him to talk, partake in team activities. If you have not seen anybody promotion, you can look to the hospital.
buyers: Oh. . . . . .

12,
buyers: the boss has this phone obtainable?
Seller: no
buyers: Why in the absnece of ah!
sellers: Because in stock
buyers: Oh! Why stock it?
sellers: Because of stock.
buyers: hey, how will stock it!
sellers: Because defect in ...
buyers: Oh. . . . When will it have the merchandise ah?
Seller: arrival time

13,
buyers: photo is you? Also so cool!
Seller: sorry, not haggling!
buyers:. . . . . .


14,
buyers: the boss, there is chocolate?
Seller: Yes, Dove, and Le Conte's
buyers: I was phone! ! !
Seller: Oh, such a reminder later you understand I was selling my phone

15,
buyers: the boss, you give the speak about how to differentiate the aboriginal battery and battery convergence
Seller: destruction of batteries in fire, blasts sound more original sound more
buyers:. . . . . .

16,
buyers: the treasurer, four-diamond how can you have a needy rating
Sellers: Do not you calculate China is a trumped-up a lot of nation? There will be resistance to injustice, there is resistance there will be sacrifice.

17,
buyers: the boss, you are in Shenzhen people?
Seller: Have you discerned the Shenzhen people?
buyers: No
Seller: That I do not
buyers: how will you work to Shenzhen, it?
Seller: no in mandate to Shenzhen's economic establishing blocks.
buyers:. . . . . .

18,
buyers: Hello?
seller: Sorry, I only sell phones!

19,GHD Precious Gift Set,
buyers: the boss, ask you a answer? Continental Line, Hong Kong Bank, the Asia-Pacific line, the EU line, which better quality?
Seller: are the same, very best thing!
buyers: down!
buyers: the boss can meet trading?
Seller: where are you?
buyers: Wuhan
Seller: I am in Shenzhen, you are willing to come over?
buyers: how could I go to open it?
Seller: you can not do without that chip of land of?
buyers:? ? ?
Seller: dry noodles to eat with the land
buyers:. . . . . . . . . . .

20,
buyers: how much?
sellers: 2560
Buyer: 2000 for sale?
Seller: good, advocate Alipay do, give me a dozen
buyers: What?
Seller: I think your amounts are more affordable.

21,
buyers: the boss, this phone has red it?
seller: No, the manufacturers have not had
buyers: hey, girl I want ruddy, how do?
sellers: You can customize
buyers: Really, how much?
Seller: an to not how many money is given
buyers since 5000: Oh, thank you, I consider the next
Seller: good, thought good, with ample money a to

22,
buyers: There are 998 MOTO do
Seller: sorry, I'm not collector

23,
buyers: How much money
sellers by EMS: 20
buyers: Mail is not by the weight of it? Even so much above a reader?
Seller: cab because you will not dictate you for a short distance from the beginning
buyers:. . . . . . . . .


24,
buyers: how much?
sellers: 1780
buyers: how so cheap, I am a morsel anxious
sellers: Well, in order to dodge unnecessary anxiety you, my involvement, I go into 1980
buy Home:. . . . . . . . .

25,
buyers: the boss, I gave my girlfriend to buy a cell phone, your dealer to suggest
: You fair ascertain the right on the line
buyer: yet her apply costly
sellers: you heard her, ah, a man should be a little hard for a female
buyers:. . . . . . .

26,
buyers: Friends 660 包邮 it!
Seller: teeth ing ... ...
buyers: Khan! Bite down?
seller: No, or 680 bar ~
buyers: bite bite you hard afresh ah

27,
buyers: in it?
Seller: hello, in the, what can assist you?
buyers: how much money you 包邮?
Seller: me? .. . 包邮 (enumerated in ....)
Seller: my mother does not sell

28,
buyers: to meet the transaction right?
Seller: Oh, sorry, no Oh, we only approve send order.
buyers: You say the place I go.
Seller: face to face trading is absolutely inconvenient to do.
buyers: You can disguised, or I masked!