( Comedy ) narrate you what namely called Qianbian

(Comedy) tell you what is called Qianbian (press to rate high)

1. Yesterday I received a request to join friends QQ message: the article: I have a girlfriend, I am not a bachelor! And then a: You receive this message, you wants.
7. brother ride a bus,Billige Nike Shox, motorcar, a beauteous girl always looked at him. Brother thought: the girl may be interesting aboard their own, can not help but cerebral alacrity. Girl get off the station. Upon discerning his sibling with it down quickly. Girl waded in front, every now and then apt see behind. Brother bravery ran amenable, not without humor, reached and said: do not rub. After, queried, point,Nike Shox Kvinner, it finally losing control to wail.
10. a man the courage to QQ on the soulful confession to MM, while MM replies: I was her mother, I have come to steal edible.
12. students between classes to the toilet, pull the end that did not send paper, and can not await for people, call and arrears. Desperate, he shrieked to the 10086, ask for help ... ... It is said that there silent for a long time, and later school classmates ... he received such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so who in the toilet, allows you to bring him toilet periodical. Please contact 10086
13. Netease up in the morning to see a annotate
floor: you keep cool all over, hear to the 5 floor, how to mention?
second floor: 5th ground I think rightly said.
floor: 5th Floor, say the voice of the people
floor: 5th floor does that quite well!
fifth floor: Upstairs are SB
19. that day suddenly found my aunt,Nike Shox Nettbutikk, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So my father would ask: Why did not I Sanyi? My center likewise thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My dad said: You Sanyi is your mama!
21. NetEase users Yichang, Hubei Province [7] (221.233 .*.*) the original paste:
once my husband and I quarreled heck, while her husband was slumbering when I squat on his brain ready to put an ass to the top of his smell nice vent, revised,Nike Shox R4, also many coerce dragging directly to the pile of feces in his face.
22. the men voyage on the outdoor, a sudden return home, the door to listen a man snoring sounds, the men quietly walked away, send a txt message to his wife: divorce it.
Three annuals after his wife, and he said: When is the Rising of the lion!
23. once we entire must work family behind class ring a peal down the stairs while I trod on his left foot right foot, situation of a colossal font in the medium of the road fell .. I was thinking: No, perplexing big, I installed halo. Finally, I see my students afterward stationary, quickly propped me, and then broke out around my ears crazy flare ...
25. Dad the greatest dislike of alien singers. But then one day I was watching Michael Jackson mtv when I blotted her father standing after, a look of careful expression. written word, leaned for a look that says:
29. I ambulance medic, a patient told me today that he was only six months a good living, I would like to point words of encouragement! comfort to: six months passed quickly, a strong point!
30. Every time my wife and her husband quarrel, his wife went to the toilet to reside half a day, so several times, her husband would have asked his wife: in the toilet doing? seems beautiful vent? His wife said: toilet brush! Asked her husband can vent the toilet brush? Wife said: do not know,Nike Shox Butikk, anyway, are you with every toothbrush.
31. One time I went to lease this Kindaichi radiate it, just to see the second sheet on the tears, I do not know which day to kill the person in a blue ballpoint pen and drew a surround,Nike Shox R3, jot this is the murderer ... ...
32. p.m. on the bus, out of public transmission card coin dropped into the cavity in the rattle as a
33. whim, to take their own photos as desktop ... and then my microcomputer on poisoned ...
34. high school with methodology rubbish
willing na, na I can not be reconciled , so the first thing he said when the school, we all laughed in unison.
day he came in, was silent for a moment that his father died
I immediately break off laughing, others silent.
36. basic school only a few pence of pocket money each day, once save for a few days, finally bought a bag of spiced seeds, entire class, when secretly knock, and seeds on the desk drawer full shell the.
looked at in class when the seeds shell and ravenous, so the seeds with the shell and into his jaws again, sensibility tasty Well.
class when a classmate asked me what to eat, I can merely say Chi Guazi shell, specially bought spiced melon seeds shell, the shell is not only mutton is eating taste. . The results of that one afternoon a cluster of students around the edge of my seat to eat the seeds I licked the shell double. . . .
39. hotel before we have a babe (male), when a little genuine (fatuous), and occasionally Shade cute. Once at night after lights out, and everybody in the talk, he stresses, etc. I have money, to ascertain 3 girls. We taste it was his tune up, and asked him then, he saw silence, said, playing mahjong ...
40. Downstairs funeral group beating of.
41. morn metro meet a livestock people, subway, suddenly a man child's phone ringing, all the travelers a: grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone. . . . Grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone. . . Grandfather, grandson gave it to your phone. . . . . I saw that the man took out his cell phone long phase of slow children, answer: Hey, Dad, naught. . .
42. One entity to memorize
University University of final examination, nominee digit necessitated to fill out papers on TMD
my QQ number written on a
43. my junior lofty educate instructor especially drastic, with five newspaper classes will be lecture ahead going to school. Once, she love to excitement Department, rightly said, I was fighting back and not around a few students smiled, had his head buried deep. I remember a man lying on the table, biting his hand hard. . .
46. to study Xu Yang village, township governors individually accompanied us to the floor end of the village. I have abdomen problems, suddenly want expedience. Mayor pointed to the front of the Maocao Peng said: to get there is. I quickly ran towards Mao Caopeng, equitable open the fodder mat, see a sister in the lavatory, I quickly retreated. Then shed sister cried: brothers, I wish next push almost, the two of us squatting down ...
47. Hostel buddies lusty storm, a daytime namely there are mosquito nets, busy grasping because a long period No arrest, man sighed: ~ ~ This namely no what namely right, many people went.
day he base a fly flew into the nets really, told us: We said:
Stop watching the novel when waving a fan, do not let the flies landing, the results of two hours, finally flies fly not extra. He went over to goading flies, said: