1. Do not put in front of Chengdu, Chongqing,
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2. Do not four o'clock in the afternoon, before the got into a taxi that you are going.
3. no office to pay card, remember that five cents more than a little purse. Otherwise, you will find very inconvenient. (Which came up with a hammer, starting at 1.5?)
4. Night try not to dilute lights were dark place.
5. away from the flat head.
6. When a Chongqing people say \
7. When you see a dressed, wearing a ######y, beautiful body, when hot, do not get excited to speak, otherwise you will Jiefangbei excited into a mute.
8. Do not wear nice clothes to eat hot pot, or you will regret it.
9. Do not worry about their own ######ually transmitted disease, Chongqing, Taiwan, to give you the direction.
10 . stood Chaotianmen, yellow on the side of the Yangtze River, Jialing River on one side of the green.
11. not with intuition in other cities, feel the road in front of both sides of the station. Sometimes , when the car went to go this route, came back not take this path.
12. Do not try to be the language of Chongqing, the provocative beauty, you will only bring meal linguistic violence.
13. When you walk into a building, 12th floor,
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14. When you want to pretend to be a Chongqing, you whispered into three four-Mandarin sound, zh.ch.sh unification occurs: z, c, s, said some small objects into two words (such as bottles, bottle Pinger say, including the child said to bags), at most, we think that you are a suburban accent, nor will you as a stranger.
15. eat hot pot, when the waiter asked what wine you drink, you have to use loud Chongqing words: old mountain thiadiazole!
16. Nanshan about the cherry blossoms open in May and missed the season, to Nanshan to only eat spring chicken.
17. Do not try to go by car Shimen Bridge, unless you are lucky,
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18. Do not rent an apartment facing the west, at least not in the west bedroom. Otherwise your whole summer spent in the dry steam room.
19. Do not say anything in the truck in front of Chongqing,
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20. go on the road and suddenly saw the street more than a dozen people holding a get together with Bang Bang, not surprised, certainly among only three people, one card. Or two people, one chess.
21. That afternoon, go shopping, the boss said 2.6, 2.5 Well I say that for a long time boss, tired, and said: Oh, woman trouble, give you a turtle child kick. I say: bring thiophene, also reached out a hand to pick up.
22 . learn if Chongqing is a good idea, at least when the farms to buy food aunt will not ask you some wisdom for many, at least you clear forty and fourteen points.
23. Chongqing, then, you will hear a lot of \ is a beautiful look to play a good place to come and go
25. Chongqing hot pot,
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26. people and improved seeds and pig breeding base in a place name, not thinking of something else ... ...
27. do not take the bus 7 prefix , jump to Chongqing also
28. bus station may change at any time, do not think you spent a long time to know which bus ride
29. the same bus, walk the line can be different to
30. not with a \ Passengers contempt and, sometimes, is said to \ New, High-tech Zone, Two Rivers District, etc., that is, not necessarily get to know people in Chongqing , so you do not need to spend energy to think about
34. Chongqing, the weather is hot in summer, and winter is cold and wet, many native Chongqing people are not stand, and this point is to have mentally prepared!
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36. Chongqing mall will be a weekend discount, but discounts are great, do not think that picked up cheap, go shopping, the last injury is always your wallet!
37. absolutely bus in Chongqing is the main mode of transport (light rail has not completed before a large area), unless you both: carry the sun, physical strength, plenty of time,
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38. Chongqing price is still acceptable, however, work in Chongqing ordinary income groups can not afford, so buy a house in Chongqing and the love to do the preparation that separated the two!
39: at night than during the day and beautiful scenery!