Jessica Simpson, Ultra Industrious Louis Vuitton B
It's not something pleasant to live a life as a celeb. You know, pride must suffer pain. Therefore celebs can't play nose-picking games in public or they will be torn apart by paparazzi's streetsnap and end up like Jayde Nicole. They also need to undergo assorted comments on what they put on or carry today or sudden interest in their weight and figures. The worst is, in many cases they are happy to act as a designer bag porter, dragging heaps of so-called incarnation of fashion all the way, giving a damn to the tabloid headlines like who becomes a Hermes Birkin slave. Well, you see who I'm referring to. Their muscle can take the upmost load when they reach airport.
For instance, Kim Kardashian still looks not a bite of fatigue, dragging a louis Vuitton Monogram Canvas suitcase and carrying a Louis Vuitton Monogram voyage tote. That's not the maximum. Here comes Jessica Simpson and her THREE Louis Vuitton Monogram totes. Ahh, I finally can rest assure with entitling her the ultra honour, the most industrious Louis Vuitton bags porter.
The leader of the bag honour guard is the notorious Louis Vuitton leopard print bag with golden handles, following is a gigantic Monogram suitcase upon which is a Monogram-Sakura voyage tote collaborated by Louis Vuitton House and Takashi Murakami. I simply have no idea of what Jessica Simpson wants to impress me with. Her plus figure cannot be covered by her Boho maxi dress and blue blazer.
Well, if she really mean to be Boho, she can learn from Vanessa Hudgens and one black Alexander Wang drawstring studded bag is enough. My poor girl, Boho flair cannot go together with three lumbersome bags. I start to show sympathy for her. What sort of boyfriend she comes with? The nasty Eric Johnson seems to stand aloof whereas the industrious porter girlfriend Jessica Simpson has to drag three Louis Vuitton bags at the huge LAX airport! Sad silhouette, Amen!
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