Comedy Olympic Comments

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official comment:

1, One person
today China has won 4 gold medals, one happy and smiling, in array not to inspire people the mood to see the Olympics, the Chinese men's Olympic team resolved to retreat more quickly ... and, I believe, no one wants to say bye to them!
2, Lu Jian
Our bottom line is this football game is not a disgrace, do not suck, but they must crash the base line!
3, sand Tong
Here we look at a strange game - Chinese soccer team.
4, Shang Ruihua
Our two strikers in the extravaganza of three games are very agreeable. I even joked with them, so after today, tomorrow can loan to continue to play soccer.
5, a women's football girl
What can I say? Just can not praise them play right?
6,Nike Shox Menn, Yan Shiduo and Xie Yalong
2002 World Cup, the Chinese team Jingtun nine eggs, Yan Shiduo said: You won the adore of people nigh the globe
2008 Olympic Games, the Chinese team against Belgium, Xie Yalong said: I am in your body China hopes to see football


civil Comments: (adept in civilian Yeah!!!)

1, punch flower

A, the Chinese soccer team tonight The goal: to stay in Beijing tonight to Brazil, will soon participate in the Paralympic Games held in Beijing.
B, Zheng biggest character is in the field, competitors played to a Zheng Zhi Hua.
C, very good mood last night, because the Orangemen lose narrated as hearty!

2, couplet lounge

A, Hua and adviser
adviser: a flat two negative absolute of 3 victorious four stops and five injured six scrap dare to mention seven hundred eighty-nine very fearless
Hua: Ten shot nine were eight prejudiced scrape off 6 pass seven stops 5 lost four first-class half-hearted tall Shangqie nasty

adviser: rowdy rough rough spot Lulu flat hair lose lose
Hua: glue confused Tu mediocre failure failure failure

mid-adviser: no allowed in the stadium could run a small radio football funny comic
Hua: opponents before they kick the belly and kick crotch call aliens beware beware

B, Li Yu. Poppy
of the Union: Chinese Men misery
second line: like a group of eunuchs on the brothel
scroll reads: No one on the radio
companion
Contact: ask how fret
second line Chinese men's soccer: believed to keep a group of prostitutes brothel
scroll reads: forever shoot

3, outstanding aphorism

1. Live Life away from the national football
2. smoking is disadvantageous to health, seeing football disadvantageous life
3. look in money to see Premiership football death
4. the appropriate use of digital TV can be forcible in preventing Orangemen
5 up and really play football is not a ailment pernicious
6. If the Chinese team can score, I concession! - Osama bin Laden
if the Chinese team can score,Nike Shox NZ, I'll stop nuclear weapons! - Ahmadinejad
if the Chinese team can score, I am on the reform and prologue up! - Kim
if the Chinese group can score, I'll demolish the sanctuary! - Junichiro Koizumi
if the Chinese team can score, pluck the lamp When I thought the godfather! - Bush
if the Chinese team can score, I believed in Buddhism! - If God
the Chinese team can score, I believe in God! - Buddha
if the Chinese team can score, I return! - Chen
if the Chinese team can score, I'll be resurrected - Arafat
if the Chinese team can score, we quit,Nike Shox Torch! - Chinese Football Association said final
if the Chinese team can score, I corner backwards! - If the Earth said
China is to score, I from the west! - Sun said China
If able to score on, I went to the feline when the maid of medal! - mice that
If China is skillful to score, I would once repeatedly burst! - The universe eventually said
7. Angry young said: Chinese football is a Chinese football, you are Chinese? Soccer is not like a traitor.
Elite said: only the Chinese football community have eligible to represent the dingy side.
Wu Mao said: obviously we have exotic players against players with testicular feet.
soy Party, said: We acknowledge that football is more than the dark soy sauce and soy sauce is indeed no national football putrid taste.
web special, said: According to manufacture sources, the Chinese soccer team in China's urban commando.

4, doggerel

national football status quo: the basic age of fiction, the basic looks ugly, mind basic oxidize funny, basically by taking the repellent, passing by take a look at the basic, basic stopping by hand, amazing basically by a roar, and basically rely on barricade embrace, little shot, shook horrified goalkeeper, goalkeeper nearly no hand, no worries about losing the basic, like a bunch of mad dogs.


5, joke a basket

A, see a film
night, I am a man at family, closing the door, closed the window, curtains. Turn on the television to Taiwan transferred to CCTV-5 want to see at the Chinese soccer team. just watched 5 minutes. Then suddenly base gate open and I instantly got up off the television wondered. when friends door. like seeing my dilemma, said: wow, you A film looking at? I speedily did not even mention.
he would turn on the TV and saw the broadcast soccer. say: ah? you see Chinese football team in my face an immediate red ??????? achieved, immediately said: No, no, I was to see A chip !!!!!

B, team
A: I listened your brother play in the citizen team?
B: your brother was in the national team to play it! you and your home are in the national team play

C, God
a, embarrassing God
20xx years, an antique male dying of namely, trembling lip of his grandson, said:
21xx years, a dying old man knelt on the grave, could not help but rupture into tears: Yeah! Eyes still broad with big, double death it! !
grandson's necrosis to heaven, one daytime he met God,Nike Shox TL1, and God said: I can meet you one wish.
He said:
grandson said: Then I want the Chinese team World Cup qualifying. could get the World Cup, God said, 50 years later, South Korea shook his head: in this life to see it.
Japanese asked God when they could get the World Cup, God said, 100 years afterward, the Japanese shaking his pate said: not to the afterward life.
Chinese man who asked God when they could get the World Cup, God cried, I do not see the

D, football vest,Nike Shox TL3, a man
violence die on the streets, wearing a football on his vest, the emulating fun to dress women's underwear, his face painted with cumbersome makeup...
relatives nail the body before the police in order to retain the self-respect of the deceased's last point, the Orangemen to his vest off the.

E, torture
police captain asked: The right of the left put a TV
river organisms God will die, get on the irregular downstream dwellers, coastal plants persist to variation, the residual pesticides, or biological bombard? stay tuned tonight river feet (same day you reported) 11 (Reuters): men's soccer group match at the Beijing Olympics the Chinese team in the match with Belgium, the Chinese team backward two goals in the case of tenacious opponents replied two red cards, can the Chinese team afterward the game was discovered that two red cards and two goals is not a notion, they still lost the game. players are very frustrated, have expressed the hope that FIFA changed the rules, the red card the same as the digit of goals, FIFA This petition is not to absolute. who declined to be named FIFA officials said: the Chinese team to apply VERY SBLITY.
recess in Brazil's former World Footballer Ronaldo Chinese players that the player is exposed Belgium testicle, it is quite shocked, that abdomen fat is not conscious of the two shaking on shaking Ronaldo told reporters: I was fortunate, I immediately have the aptitude to soak beauty, playing 3P, because 2002 team mate against China, I do not carry also many balls. Before the game, many players said to me, Ronnie, if you want to obtain the World Cup Golden Boot, the Chinese team's game is the key. But I did not listen to their advice, for the Chinese team before the 'spade legs Jazz' Zheng tackles the Cisse's thigh, I do not want to have been such a calamity, so I wisely chose to merely score a goal, It immediately appears that my decision was correct. reasons to reside at Manchester United. Why do I reside at Manchester United? This is Sir Alex Ferguson's honor, he said to me, 'Chris, if you insist on a push to Real Madrid, and I'll go to the Super League play, and not, for said before hanging your in the stands. 'Honestly, I really terror that jazz will do this, you understand, jazz is said to do, he made the decision that no one can change. just want to make some of the power of the motherland, the Brazilian Olympic team can be the first period Olympic gold medal. However, if the cost of doing so is to fall in the Chinese team, below the CHINESE KONG FU, I do not know how to choice. I hope the advisers do not mail me in game play that day, my testicles I have very deep sensibilities, I do not want to be interrupted by Zheng elbow my front teeth, they are a sign of my reputation. I am these days working with coaches to talk on the matter, but the present location is not optimistic. evolution, the emergence of steel crotch is inevitable, particularly when in the face of the Chinese team. Soccer panic right hand pointing to the screen, said: , shoot do not shoot does not go into that! wag, awe-inspiring arrogance, said: br>
10 to 11 vantage on the draw with New Zealand

persevering and then 9 of the 11's drawback

Although we lost to Belgium's Olympic team

is a vanquished team



no technology is not without passion



with no physical

not fighting

no goal

no confidence

not no soul power



We do not want to

will still regret, displeasure and complained

see them beating


9, melodies Chuanchuanshao

A, Chinese Kung Fu
elemental music: huan

attack
not play very loosened
keep his hands on his hips sideways


we have magic legs
North Nan Quan Zheng and Song and Wang
two mains move as
Olympics was magic

(RAP) elbow corner line, legs, sweeping people like Yunzhongyan a
football, can not see it in exercising cheeky
, entire within the practice bastard gas
concern of the ball like Henry, our centers have Great

(RAP) namely an ugly activity, shoulders to penetrate a shot work
Chinese martial arts know it
hands of kung fu is not deep, the foot is no match-fixing root
Shaolin Soccer raising the conscience

head Xie Yalong, the British arm of Bear
many years to hone martial craft style, the Olympic was magic
Olympic has magic!


B, Chinese soccer edition of Hey hey hey ah trembling heart,Nike Shox Turbo, a more than a smelly ah)
that we left to go wow wow
kicking still with a hug
(hey hey hey also with hug ah, ninety minutes is not goals ah)
were less roar wow
the elbow when the elbow out of wow wow
arrest the people lost babies
Hey Yeah Yeah along Oh hey Oh hey
by children Yeah
were fewer roar wow
the elbow when the elbow out of wow wow
catch the people lost

C, br>
concert: Xie Yalong, Yin Tiesheng, Li Weifeng, Zheng Zhi, Tan Wang Song

Xie Yalong, etc.: constantly the goal to open my home to accommodate World
Zhao Xuri laugh: one of the two is not amazing yet also lose extra from
Zheng / Tan Wang Song: two red cards make gift please feel
Li Weifeng: Field practice field sleepwalking is only Niubi
all football: Soccer welcomes you with moving your goal distinction Points give you it does not matter all football is a blessing to welcome you meet the same non-professional team can qualify for
Yin Tiesheng: Meeting or different has always been polite
Qiu Shengjiong race: the same face can alteration the result never obtain you lose
Liu Zhen Li: My goal always open to get into a few as you
Lv Jianjun: After the war there at the end you will adore
Tao: no matter the distance are the visitors amuse feel
Zhou Haibin: advanced less do not worry about the next afford you
Dong: I lived with every fable
Xie Yalong Jiang Ning writing: do not know football career is not related to the first
Han Peng: Please do not come to tribunal are the guests uncommunicative
FengXiaoTing: Although it does not matter that no one extraordinary defensive football all you
: Welcome to football then wrong for you the strength of an epoch-making victory in football may also welcome you to your goal difference even now the whole world to give you bottom of the rankings