50 above a true description of gender relations

1, the first man and woman to bed is difficult, since speed up cozy; women first and men go to bed lightly, since scale up difficult

2, a man and his wife want to make money after the divorce, men do not make to the money his wife wanted to divorce him.

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5, before the marriage and let a woman eat a man to borrow money, borrow money and let a woman marital a man eat.
6, a man having an business is reflected in the increasingly busy work, a woman having an affair is reflected in the more salt to do the trays.

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8, traditional men are pure before marriage, after marriage began to fool around; modern man ########s before marriage, after marriage to become honest.

9, the traditional women apt have children ahead the very honest, giving birth began apt aspire to the impossible, before the birth of modern women aspire to the impossible, after giving birth to convert frank.

10, there was not money, when men like accounting, family money when women like accounting.
11, the relationship among man and wife, then bad, he and his mother's relationship is good; no matter how good the relationship between the woman and her husband, she and her mother's relationship is also meager.

12, men, women are worried not to make money, make money when a man a woman regrets.

13, a man to his girlfriend of the man entrusted to their concern, girlfriend became the last man's wife, man along as; entrusted to a woman to her boyfriend to a standing ovation their sister, the results have become the boyfriend of the sister wife, sister likewise when no become.

14, when a man like ML's definitely not his wife, a woman is to her husband.

15, the failure of men like and others more than his wife, successful women like and others more than her husband.
16, men and the unlawful parking fine pol.ice loud 1, a woman in the side to persuade; illegal parking fine woman and the men around noisy one, police in the side to argue.

17, the biggest anxiety is the money man too, a woman's greatest worry is too many money.

18, most men like to buy useless things and most laptop calculators, and most women like to purchase the most useless thing is shoes.

19, men know how to discover the shortcomings of his wife, a woman good at discovering her husband's benefits.

20, a man having an affair because of long desire to quest a woman having an affair because of depressed lonesome.
21, a man shrieked sweethearts conquest, a woman called the stupid sweethearts.

22, men take the initiative to kiss a woman was an unexpected event,Puma Baylee Future Cat II, the women take the initiative to kiss a man is concerted event.

23, four-year-old woman has because her husband before the mind of ​​four-year-old man has because his wife after the action

24, a man good at discovering the advantages others, his wife, a woman good at discovering her husband own avail .

25, men and women vexed quarrel in the car, if she would steer a woman slammed aboard the brakes, if a man driving that he would pedal to the metal.

27, men to learn English in order to certify himself and a very good woman to learn English is to prove that they have not.

28, the poorest of men to buy edible is not sale, yet also the richest woman grocery shopping sale.

29, backward each successful man there is a woman's patronize, the woman behind the success of a cluster of men in advocate.

30, women hated men Chen Shimei; man's preference woman is Pan.
31, men look by women, the most beautiful adore, married the most general, the most ugly divorce, after divorce, more beautiful; women see men, the most sincere love, married the most boring, most hypocritical divorce before the divorce then become honest

32, for men, the most smart woman is not a woman; for women, most handsome man is yet owned at men.

33, then the sapient woman in their appearance is also stupid, stupid man in a woman's appearance is also explicit.

34, women are always afraid of men normally color, they complain that men do not go to bed color; man suspected of a woman usually all show, go to mattress a woman is not afraid to show.

35, the most mortifying thing a man is drunk wife molesting their friends; woman the most embarrassing thing is pestering her husband's friend drunk himself.
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37, do not divorce, attribute man, definitely not a good man; not divorce a woman of property, it must be a good woman

38, a man sent a woman bras,Women Puma Speed Cat Big, that absence to build love relationship ; women mail men's underwear, that have love relationships.
39, women as stupid and good men because good and stupid.

40, a woman made a thousand greenbacks a unit, she would differentiate a man made a thousand dollars, to narrate their friends made a 500; man unit made a thousand dollars, he would differentiate a woman made a 500 and tell their friends, made a thousand 5.
41, henpecked at family,Puma Outdoor Shoes, the least of men did not challenge to refute mommy; woman in the home are most fearful of her husband dared to contradict her mother.

42,Puma Running Shoes, women save their own money to her husband who spent the hereafter, men ambition spend their own money to save the other woman.

43, a man faced with a team of women do not discuss the problem of appearance; women face a group of men, do not discuss the issue of asset.

44, a woman said the man maximum like to listen to another woman is complicated to see; maximum men favor to listen a woman say to another man is a failure.

45, women often say namely they comforted a woman pathetic; men often say to comfort a male another male pathetic.
46, the most stupid man is the first time wearing a suit to go, the most stupid woman is the 1st period when the avenues wearing a Dress.

47, praised the prettiness of other women like to clothes pleasing, rich man like other men touted tall income, the ultimate outcome is the topic of chat lead to himself.

48, returnees men when Chinese folk speak Chinese have added a few words in English; returnees woman to a foreigner speaking English there are a few Chinese words.

49,Puma Schumacher Racing High Top, a man read the Dr. for of cheap IQ, women peruse the Dr. because of low sensitive comprehension.

50, a man is a kind of accustomed of lying, lying is the kind of woman absences.