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1. Why did not the chest Little Red Riding Hood,
air force 1 shoes! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because her grandmother was eaten by wolves ... ... 2. Have a banana and his girlfriend to go shopping, Mr. Banana suddenly felt so hot her clothes off the results of his girlfriend fell --------- 3, pangolin Why digging every day? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because he was looking mountains ... ... 4 B, earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put his cut into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought, put yourself into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! gave you. have done in my entire life so devout believers. You let me win a lottery it he day after day,
air force one low nike, year after year, begging to God religiously or not winning a prize. finally have the time he can not stand it. Yangtianchangtan buy a lotto ticket. locked. Then he walked and walked to take the four years, to the penguins before their home on the penguins out, said: !) 8, Xiao-Ming from the 12th floor, jumped down how did not die ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... because ... ... Xiao Ming is a plastic bag ... ... 9, the refrigerator has five eggs, the first to the second that : You see the fifth egg was disgusting Oh, one of the hair. The second to the third
said: one. . . . You see, the fifth egg disgusting Oh, one of the hair. The third and the fourth one said: The fifth egg disgusting, one of the hair. . . The results were the fifth heard, and shouted: Go! I was Kiwi 10, a doctor came upon an African tribe in Asia work. One day, local chiefs are angry to find him, said: sheep are white, black on it... only leaving a trace? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because the ant riding a bicycle ~ = = 12, Apple A: They dance and sing happy playing ~ ~ ~ corn on fire and then suddenly the birds died and why? ? ? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Because the corn into popcorn snow bird friends that died on the cold! ! ! 15, was once a man always walking issue Found the back of hand and flung hand gone ah! So also called Sharp, they may be brothers. Many brothers are active in football, such as the Netherlands, De Boer brothers, Ireland Keane brothers. Strike, the ball 10 travels very well. Hey, how No. 10, also known as Sharp. May be so, and foreign players just printed name on the jersey, which players have the surname Sharp to
like South Korea, many players have the surname Park. Beautiful, 10, even had two players scoring, 11, stepped forward to congratulate the 11 number is?? Sharp? ! (Big pause will) I'm sorry, dear viewers, Sharp are printed on the shirt sponsor's name. 17, Xiao Ming and children to play with the children, said Xiao Ming your face really big, as with the kite. Xiao Ming went to tell the teacher listened to particularly upset that the teacher, they laugh at my face as big as kites. After listening to the teacher said, hey really is. Xiao Ming is more sad, cry I ran to the house, Paozhaopaozhao to fly the ... ... 18, with a toothpick that the Department of shoelaces out bending down when the PIA ~ 19, one day, a small rabbit in the forest a walk, met the wolf, the wolf said nothing to seize the rabbits hit, the rabbit asked, I'll call you do not wear a hat. The next day, the small white rabbit wearing a hat walking in the forest, encountered a wolf, the wolf said nothing has caught rabbits hit, the rabbit asked, ?, After playing the white rabbit to suffer, not the way to think about this situation continues, then went to complain before the king, the tiger, . Tiger king listened to the white rabbit's cry, say The rabbit was gone, the tiger king called the wolf like you let him find a girl to you, he came to find beautiful, you say you are ugly. He came to find ugly, you say you want a pretty picture. so too late to call Well reason to beat him up. On the third day, the small white rabbit walks in the forest, encountered a wolf
. Wolf, Well, you go to me to find a beautiful wear a hat, I told you not to wear a hat... it? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... That person is called to play Mahjong 22, saying there was a small white rabbit running it ran in two steps to the right two steps and turned to run again turned around and ran two steps further to the right turned right and why? Because it is like ... ... 23, the three vampires went to the bar pastime. The first vampire with the waiter for a glass of blood. The second asked for a cup of cold blood. Third, give me a cup of warm water. The first two vampires wondered, and asked him, Tea. Why do patients not roll down the patient to climb down the Apple doctors said I was not saved it to the top of it that is not normal, so why not asked the above said top down Yeah he was crazy not ripe old 25, we why the ant and giraffe to walk without footprints in the desert? Because the ants with a giraffe riding a bicycle. 26,
nike air force 1 high, for He Xiaoming find their own home in the fridge is delicious to eat ants and giraffe? Because ants and giraffe in the fridge next to the bike park. 27, one morning, a man got up to find myself actually
big thumb toes purple natural change. So he up to the hospital. To the hospital met a intern, he asked the interns how this is going. Interns think that a long time, said: have a green thumb! So he has up to the hospital. has met the interns, he asked the interns how this is going. the intern and thought for a long time and said: experience, which is cancer ~ ~ ~ ~ ah! feet turn blue! he was rushed to the hospital, but this did not encounter that interns met a very experienced old doctor, he asked the doctor said, how is this going? The old doctor looked after said: ... ... ... ... ... ... 28 socks faded, the problem 1! one? cake with a? carbon in the sand? fighting, lay to lay, put the cake of carbon play? sea?,? fruit, rice cakes to? this is not? the problem 2 ,
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,? fruit see a? old Arbor old Arbor in ??。。。 you guess? to what??? Answer: cake!!!! 29, a group of electrical appliances with race, decided who King of the electrical. but suffer no standard of comparison, we decided to each electrical jokes, jokes which make all other appliances have laughed, and he is the king of appliances. Thus, the first TV set up, and told a joke, everyone laughed, and only a rice cooker did not laugh. She said, what is funny, silly B hey. TV had to go out in disgrace. The second up is a computer, the computer stresses the a better joke to laugh, almost brought down all the electrical appliances, electric cookers, but still did not laugh. the third time up the air conditioner, air conditioning,
nike air force one high, said a person before or since the jokes, the presence of all electrical appliances have been having a good laugh . At this time rice cooker unbearable, banged the table stood up, turned on behind the refrigerator, said: Hey cold. Hulunbeier grassland still looking for my riding it, my family are nomads, and now do not know where the move. 31, polar bear was bored one day, he pulled his body hair: a hair, two hair, three hairs ... Finally he plucked all the hair, and then he said something, you guess what? He said: Oh ... ... 32 cold, Once there was a rabbit. came a rabbit. It is held on the ear standing on the shoulders of the first rabbit. came a rabbit. It stands second only to hold the rabbit ears and shoulders. came a rabbit. It is held on the third rabbit ears stand shoulder on. came a rabbit. It is held on the fourth rabbit ears standing on the shoulders. came a rabbit. It is held on the fifth rabbit ears standing on the shoulders. came a rabbit . It is held on the sixth rabbit ears standing on the shoulders. came a rabbit. It is held on the rabbit ears and stood on the shoulders of the seventh.
a rabbit again. It is held on the ear standing on the shoulders of eight rabbits. came a rabbit. It is held on rabbit ears standing on the shoulders of the ninth. came a rabbit. It is held on the tenth rabbits ears stood shoulder on. came a rabbit. It is held on rabbit ears standing on the shoulders of XI. came a rabbit. It is held on rabbit ears standing on the shoulders of the twelfth. again a rabbits. It holds up a rabbit ears standing on the shoulders of the thirteenth. came a rabbit. It is held on the fourteenth rabbit ears standing on the shoulders. came a rabbit. It is held on rabbit ears standing on the shoulders of the fifteenth. came a rabbit. It holds up a rabbit ears standing on the shoulders of XVI. came a rabbit. It stood leaning on the seventeenth ears rabbit shoulder. came a rabbit. It is held on rabbit ears standing on the shoulders of the Eighteenth. came a rabbit. It is held on rabbit ears standing on the shoulders of the Nineteenth. a rabbit again. It holds up a rabbit ears standing on the shoulders of twenty. came a rabbit. It holds up a rabbit ears stand on the shoulders of twenty. Then it kissed giraffe it. 33, crabs and centipedes in the house once to play the game. then I wanted to Landlords, and poor individuals. crab said: go get personal now. Run block, went. Results from day until night. The evening went to the day, centipedes never came back. Crab anger. Rushed to the door ready to open the door to clean up the centipede. . Result, he opened the door to be gas fainted. . . . Why. ? Because the dog said the centipede is still putting on shoes ... ... 34, one day, the bar, 35, a man was a horse called Oh My God OMG will run, called Oh My God will stop that person to ride around on horseback, rode on the results of
Password forgot how to say the front hub once again go on a cliff edge of the cliff he was anxious screaming Oh my God listened to horse stopped on the edge and he sighed with relief said Oh My goodness ... ... 36, Chongqing University, toilet flush toilets is a voice, and a sister who go to the bathroom, the phone off the toilet, and had picked up on the line, the results of her: ah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 37,
air force 1 high, one day a small plum very painful told his mother, mother. Can not go to school today, I wrong? ? ? Mother was angry response. Give reasons why not! ! Small plum aggrieved said. . I feel good because the whole body acid 呀 ... ... 38, a house with 4 floors the first floor balcony people like to eat cucumbers in the second layer of people like the third floor balcony brush green paint people like pee on the balcony people like the fourth floor balcony vegetable one day ... the fourth floor of one knife did not predict with confidence, fell to the third floor, third floor accidentally tools to cut off people's pee, fell into the second layer , then the second layer were readily painted green, and thrown into the first layer ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... and then people thought it was the first layer of cucumber, put it to eat ... ... (disgusting, but it Classic ... ...) 39, Q: how can we make joke does not sound so cold A: listen to 40 after heating, in order to test the U.S., Hong Kong, mainland China the strength of the three police officers, the United Nations three rabbits on three forest to see three police officers who should find the rabbit. Task: Find the rabbit is the United States before the first forest police, they first spend a full half-day meeting to develop operational plans, strict division of labor, and sent special forces into the forest carpet-fast search, the results of the meeting time delay, the rabbit ran away, the mission fails!!!! then turn Hong Kong Police, they sent over a number and dozens of police cars lined up outside in the immersive, with speakers from the leaders shouted: Chinese police, only four, first hit of the day, mahjong, dusk a man who wants a baton into the forest, not five minutes, came a forest animals hear the screams, one Chinese police have said there smoking a cigarette laugh out, dragged behind a black and blue bears, bears dying said:
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