Comedy Olympic Comments

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official comment:

1, One person
today China has won four gold honors, one happy and smiling, in mandate not to affect people the mood to see the Olympics, the Chinese men's Olympic team judged to withdraw more quickly ... and, I believe, no one wants to say farewell to them!
2, Lu Jian
Our bottom line is this football game is not a disgrace, do not suck, but they must wreck the bottom line!
3, sand Tong
Here we look at a curious game - Chinese soccer team.
4, Shang Ruihua
Our two strikers in the rendition of three games are very good. I even joked with them, so after today, morrow can lend to continue to play soccer.
5, a women's football girl
What can I say? Just can not compliment them play right?
6, Yan Shiduo and Xie Yalong
2002 World Cup, the Chinese team Jingtun nine eggs, Yan Shiduo said: You won the adore of people approximately the world
2008 Olympic Games, the Chinese team against Belgium, Xie Yalong said: I am in your body China hopes to see football


civilian Comments: (expert in civilian Yeah!!!)

1, punch flower

A, the Chinese soccer team tonight The goal: to stay in Beijing tonight to Brazil, will presently participate in the Paralympic Games held in Beijing.
B, Zheng biggest character is in the field, opponents played to a Zheng Zhi Hua.
C, very good mood last night, because the Orangemen lose depicted as hearty!

2, couplet lounge

A, Hua and consultant
adviser: a flat 2 negate aggregate of three victorious four stops and 5 injured six scrap dare to advert 7 hundred eighty-nine very bold
Hua: Ten shot nine were eight partial scrape off six pass seven stops five lost four first-class half-hearted high Shangqie nasty

adviser: coarse rough rough smudge Lulu flat cilia lose lose
Hua: glue confused Tu ordinary failure failure failure

mid-adviser: not granted in the stadium could scamper a small radio football comic funny
Hua: opponents before they kick the navel and kick crotch shriek foreigners beware beware

B, Li Yu. Poppy
of the Union: Chinese Men misery
second line: like a group of eunuchs on the brothel
scroll reads: No an on the radio
companion
Contact: ask how worry
second line Chinese men's soccer: deemed to keep a group of prostitutes brothel
scroll reads: always shoot

3, outstanding aphorism

1. Live Life away from the citizen football
2. smoking is adverse to health, watching football disadvantageous life
3. look for money to see Premiership football death
4. the appropriate use of digital TV can be efficient in preventing Orangemen
5 up and really play football is not a ailment deadly
6. If the Chinese team can score, I surrender! - Osama binary Laden
if the Chinese team can score, I'll stop nuclear weapons! - Ahmadinejad
whether the Chinese team can score, I am on the reform and beginning up! - Kim
if the Chinese team can score, I'll demolish the shrine! - Junichiro Koizumi
if the Chinese team can score, pluck the lamp When I considered the godfather! - Bush
if the Chinese team can score, I believed in Buddhism! - If God
the Chinese team can score, I believe in God! - Buddha
if the Chinese team can score, I return! - Chen
if the Chinese team can score, I'll be resurrected - Arafat
if the Chinese team can score, we quit! - Chinese Football Association said last
if the Chinese team can score, I turn backwards! - If the Earth said
China is to score, I from the west! - Sun said China
If able to score on, I went to the feline when the servant of glory! - mice that
If China is able to score, I would once repeatedly explode! - The universe finally said
7. Angry teens said: Chinese football is a Chinese football,Nike Shox Monster, you are Chinese? Soccer is not like a traitor.
Elite said: only the Chinese football community have qualified to represent the dark side.
Wu Mao said: apparently we have diplomatic players against athletes with testicular feet.
soy Party, said: We recognize that football is more than the dark soy sauce and soy sauce is indeed no national football rancid taste.
network special, said: According to industry sources, the Chinese soccer team in China's urban commando.

4, doggerel

national football status quo: the elementary old of fiction, the elementary looks ugly, idea basic oxidize funny, basically by catching the aggressive, passing at take a look at the basic, basic stopping at hand, extraordinary basically by a roar, and basically rely on ward hug, tiny shot, shook horrified goalkeeper, goalkeeper virtually no hand, no worries about losing the basic,Nike Shox R6, like a cluster of mad dogs.


5, joke a basket

A, see a film
night, I am a man at family, closing the door, closed the skylight, curtains. Turn on the TV to Taiwan transferred to CCTV-5 ambition to look by the Chinese soccer team. equitable saw 5 minutes. Then suddenly found door open and I immediately got up off the TV startled. when friends gate. like seeing my discomfort, said: wow, you A film looking at? I rapidly did not even say.
he would corner above the TV and saw the announce soccer. say: ah? you see Chinese football team in my face one immediate ruddy ??????? achieved, now said: No, no, I was apt see A piece !!!!!

B, team
A: I listened your brother activity in the national team?
B: your brother was in the national team to play it! you and your home are in the national team play

C, God
a, embarrassing God
20xx years, an old man dying of that, trembling lip of his grandson, said:
21xx annuals, a dying old man knelt on the grave, could not assist yet rupture into tears: Yeah! Eyes still wide with big, twice decease it! !
grandson's death to heaven, one day he met God, and God said: I can meet you one hope.
He said:
grandson said: Then I want the Chinese team World Cup enabling. could get the World Cup, God said, 50 years later, South Korea shook his head: in this life to see it.
Japanese inquired God when they could obtain the World Cup, God said, 100 years afterward, the Japanese shaking his brain said: not to the afterward life.
Chinese man who asked God when they could get the World Cup, God cried, I do not see the

D, football vest, a man
violence die on the avenues, wearing a football on his vest, the emulating amusement to wear women's underwear, his face drew with heavy composition...
relatives nail the body ahead the police in order to preserve the self-respect of the deceased's last point, the Orangemen to his vest off the.

E, torture
police captain asked: The right of the left put a TV
creek organisms God ambition die, get on the irregular downstream dwellers, coastal factories continue to variation, the residual pesticides, or biological attack? stay tuned tonight river feet (same daytime you reported) 11 (Reuters): men's soccer team mate at the Beijing Olympics the Chinese team in the match with Belgium, the Chinese team behind two goals in the circumstance of persevering competitors replied two red cards, can the Chinese team later the game was discovered that two red cards and two goals is not a conception, they still lost the game. players are very frustrated, have expressed the hope that FIFA changed the rules, the red card the same as the digit of goals, FIFA This petition is not to absolute. who declined to be labeled FIFA officials said: the Chinese team to apply VERY SBLITY.
holiday in Brazil's sometime World Footballer Ronaldo Chinese players that the player is exposed Belgium testicle, it is very shocked, that belly fat is not conscious of the two shaking on shaking Ronaldo told reporters: I was lucky, I now have the competence to steep charm, playing 3P, because 2002 group match against China, I do not carry also many balls. Before the game, many players said to me, Ronnie, if you want to get the World Cup Golden Boot, the Chinese team's game is the key. But I did not hear to their counsel, because the Chinese team before the 'spade legs Jazz' Zheng tackles the Cisse's leg, I do not want to have been such a misadventure, so I wisely chose to only score a goal, It immediately appears that my determination was correct. reasons to stay at Manchester United. Why do I stay at Manchester United? This is Sir Alex Ferguson's credit, he said to me, 'Chris, if you insist on a move to Real Madrid, and I'll go to the Super League play,Nike Shox Dreams, and not, as said before hanging your in the stands. 'Honestly, I really alarm that jazz will do this, you know, jazz is said to do, he made the decision that no one can alteration. just want to make some of the power of the motherland, the Brazilian Olympic team can be the first period Olympic gold medal. However, if the price of act so is to fall in the Chinese team, below the CHINESE KONG FU, I do not know how to alternative. I hope the advisers do not send me in game play that day, my testicles I have very deep emotions, I do not want to be interrupted by Zheng elbow my front teeth, they are a sign of my fame. I am these days working with advisers to talk on the matter, but the present location is not optimistic. evolution, the emergence of steel crotch is inevitable, especially when in the face of the Chinese team. Soccer phobia right hand pointing to the screen, said: ,Billige Nike Shox, shoot do not shoot does not go into that! wave, awe-inspiring arrogance, said: br>
10 to 11 vantage on the draw with New Zealand

tenacious and then nine of the 11's disadvantage

Although we lost to Belgium's Olympic team

is a vanquished team



no technology is not without passion



with no physical

not fighting

no goal

no confidence

not no soul power



We do not want to

will still regret, displeasure and complained

see them beating


9, melodies Chuanchuanshao

A,Nike Shox R5, Chinese Kung Fu
native music: huan

attack
not play quite loosened
keep his hands on his hips sideways


we have magic legs
North Nan Quan Zheng and Song and Wang
two masters move as
Olympics was magic

(RAP) shoulder corner line, thighs, sweeping people like Yunzhongyan a
football, can not see it in training cheeky
, all among the practice bastard gas
attention of the pellet like Henry, our hearts have Great

(RAP) is an ugly play, elbows to see a shot work
Chinese martial masterpieces understand it
hands of kung fu is not deep, the foot is no match-fixing basis
Shaolin Soccer raising the soul

head Xie Yalong, the British arm of Bear
many years to hone martial arts manner, the Olympic was wizardry
Olympic has magic!


B, Chinese soccer version of Hey hey hey ah trembling heart,Nike Shox R3-R4 Combination, a extra than a smelly ah)
that we left to go wow wow
hitting still with a hug
(hey hey hey too with hug ah, ninety minutes is not goals ah)
were fewer roar wow
the elbow when the elbow out of wow wow
arrest the people lost babies
Hey Yeah Yeah by Oh hey Oh hey
by children Yeah
were less roar wow
the elbow when the elbow out of wow wow
catch the people lost

C, br>
concert: Xie Yalong, Yin Tiesheng, Li Weifeng, Zheng Zhi, Tan Wang Song

Xie Yalong, etc.: often the goal to open my home to accommodate World
Zhao Xuri laugh: one of the two is not startling but also lose more from
Zheng / Tan Wang Song: two red cards make gift please feel
Li Weifeng: Field train field sleepwalking namely merely Niubi
all football: Soccer welcomes you with moving your goal difference Points give you it does not matter all football is a blessing to welcome you encounter the same amateur team can qualify for
Yin Tiesheng: Meeting or different has all been respectful
Qiu Shengjiong race: the same face can change the outcome not win you lose
Liu Zhen Li: My goal always open to get into a few as you
Lv Jianjun: After the combat there at the end you will love
Tao: no matter the distance are the guests please feel
Zhou Haibin: progressive less do not worry almost the next supply you
Dong: I lived with each romance
Xie Yalong Jiang Ning writing: do not know football career is not related to the first
Han Peng: Please do not come to court are the visitors uncommunicative
FengXiaoTing: Although it does not stuff that no one extraordinary defensive football all you
: Welcome to football then bad for you the strength of an epoch-making victory in football may also greet you to your goal difference even now the whole world to give you base of the rankings