Bounty Hunter COPYRIGHT 2003 FART PLEASE INC. AND SIMEON STUDIOUS -By Matthew "Simeon" Sterling ?2003 Fart Please Inc. "Simeon Studious"
Started: June 13th 2003 (2 a.m. to be precise) Ended: ?
Authors Notes: The OVA The World of Terrorism will be worked on soon. It will be something that has been stuck in the back of Tekken's head for his whole military life. It tells of the night he was abducted from his home and then trained to be a "Super Soldier". At fifteen he was sent to the regular military to blend in with regular military men and women.
You will see his first meeting with people like Jarri and Brooke, Erik, and Gerld. It goes right up to the first sentence in The World of Terrorism (Part 1). Scene Two will be out in a couple of months, or hell I don't know.
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Chapter 1 Bounty Hunters -June 2005
Leo ran towards a dog running away from him. He picked up a radio he'd dropped earlier and called Yuffie. "He's going north! Flank em!"
"Kay, I'm on my way!"
The man had a brown suit and was half bald, he was a little overweight and had trouble keeping his hat on. He had a mustache, too. He ran right past a crowd and Leo lost him. "You see 'em?"
"Nah, he's-wait I see him!" said Yuffie. "Headin' east towards the east exit of the mall!" she shouted running to the man. She still had her beauty, after a year of being an Outlaw and a Bounty Hunter at the same time gave you some stress. the newest bounties, new criminals.
She tackled the man and they bumped into a gum machine. The machine busted open and bright colored gum went everywhere in a radius of twenty feet around them. Yuffie clicked her E3 and said, "Hands up, bitch."
She flipped her hair back and Leo finally caught up. He panted,
Gucci Scarpe, "Woot! An extra fifty thousand today." he said as he gave her a high five. At the last second her moved his hand out of the way and said, "Ooh thought you had a friend!"
Yuffie gave him a friendly punch. "Shut the hell up. lets turn this guy in and get our cash." she lifted the guy and shoved him along. She smirked at him. He looked down as they turned him into the Norwegian policemen. In return the got 55,000 bucks and a pardon for every crime the had committed in Norway (Thirty eight traffic violations (Leo)). Leo took his share of the money and walked off.
"Yuffie I'll meet you later, I need to buy us a new motor for our plane." He whistled away.
"Whatever, I'll be at the mall." she said as she flipped her hands on the wad of green. They walked in opposite directions.
Yuffie looked in the refrigerator. Nothing. "Aw, damn it Leo, when's the last time we had enough money to fricken buy us some food!"
"Hey, I used our money for good, you just wasted it on that necklace of yours!" Leo said as he pointed his ice cream stick at her.
"Yeah well this is for good too, you know!"
"Right well, you do that, I just found us another bounty!" he said typing away on his lab top. Yuffie walked over but tripped on the internet cord. She got up and rubbed the fur on her head. "Damn it! Put it back in! Put it back in!" said Leo. "That guy was worth more then this town!"
Yuffie put the cord in and turned on the TV. She looked at the screen but pretended not to pay attention. Leo went back to the website he was at. "Aha! Here he is, Franklin Yurshimoto. It says here that he was a little Hitler in Belgium. Bounty is. Four hundred and eighty thousand dollars. wow."
"Damn that can buy us a boat load of food!" said Yuffie as she sat next to Leo, bumping him over. "What a mug, huh?"
Franklin Yurshimoto was five feet tall (remember, animals in this story probably get to a max height of about five or six feet), he was probably five hundred pounds, he had fuzzy hair fur that looked like an out of date Afro. His glance looked like he was in control. He is a cat.
"Well. where do we start?" said Leo pushing a button on the keyboard. A popup went up and it read: "Yurshimoto last seen in Troy, Germany. Wanted by the Belgium and English governments. Bounty is right now $-4-0-0-0-8-0"
"Where's Troy?" said Yuffie. Leo got up and looked behind him. In front of him was a roll-up map of the world. It covered the whole entire wall. Leo put his paw on his chin and said, "Here-yeah here." he pointed to a bold italic city on the map, it was on the border of Germany. It almost crossed over into Denmark.
"Huh", said Yuffie. "If its italic and bold that means." she moved her finger to the key of the map. "It has four hundred thousand people! Leo that's a lot!"
"I know. we'll still find the bastard,
MBT Kafala Schuhe Damen!"
Yuffie gave him a cocky look and returned to watching the TV.
Yurglur Airport, Denmark. 2:33 p.m. June 2003
Yuffie had one eye squinted as she walked outside of the airport. "Cold." she muttered. Her five layers of shirts and pants seemed not to help in the 10-degree weather. "So how far away is this airport to Troy?"
"About." Leo looked on the little piece of the map he had stolen from the apartment. "Ten or twenty miles, why?"
"Do we have a car?"
"Nah, we got an airplane remember. I left it here a couple of months ago. I just gotta go outback."
"Thank God."
Leo walked up to a gate with a personal airplane inside. He took off his gloves and pressed a couple of buttons, shakily. He quickly put on his gloves and pushed the gate aside.
The airplane was white, so it was almost invisible to Yuffie. "Where the hell is-" she bumped into the side of the plane.
"Here, dumb ass!" Leo pressed a button and the walkway flipped out and down. "Ooh" said Yuffie as she had her hands out and walked in.
"See, I upgraded the interior, we could live in this thing for a couple of months." said Leo walking in. Yuffie did a circle spin and looked up.
Leo took his seat at the front of the plane. He pushed a couple of buttons and the plane roared to life. He pushed the lever to his right up all the way and pressed the "BRAKES" button. The plane slowly started to move towards the runway. Leo turned the plane and it faced the snow bitten runway.
"Plane 448! You were not authorized to go off. For peat's sake its snowing out!" said the radio man in the tower.
"So!" said Leo in a sarcastic voice.
"Please stop right now, visibility is low!"
"I'll just use my LD on the plane."
"Plane 448 please stop rig-" Leo clicked the radio button. The radio shut down and he continued to go off. After a minute or so he pushed down on the lever that controlled the plane. He had his tongue out as he pulled back farther in till the plane was a little bit straight up. Altitude: 1000 feet.
Yuffie flipped back and landed on the back of the plane. When it leveled itself out she had one eye squinted, and she was damned mad. She went to the cockpit and said, "What the hell was that, Leo!"
"I was just taking off!"
"Taking off my ass!"
"Meh." said Leo as the plane slowly went farther up in the air.
Troy International Airport, Germany. 3:00 p.m.
The plane landed in still, blinding snow. Yuffie got out and said, "Hey, it isn't as cold here!" she took off her glove and started to catch snowflakes.
Leo got out and looked around. "Holy shit!" he quickly put up the walkway and grabbed Yuffie's hand and they started off.
"What the hell, Leo?"
"There he is!"
"Eh?"
Yurshimoto!"
"Oh!" Yuffie broke her hand loose from Leo's grasp and started to run after him herself. At the gate Leo opened it and told Yuffie to act casual. The man had five bodyguards and three people walking with him.
Leo hid behind a crate. "Yuffie take out his body guards when I get my gun to his head, okay?" She nodded.
Leo got up and walked back as Yuffie kept her sights on one of the bodyguards. He walked up behind Yurshimoto and grabbed his neck, it was so hard he was choking. He threw his gun an inch into the deep fur on it. "Ow you punk that hu-" "Click!" his eyes grew small.
Instantly two bodyguards fell. Yuffie took another out as one of the civilians walking with him pulled out a gun. Leo took another E3 out and shot him along with the other two, he then quickly grasped Yurshimoto's neck again. He walked back as the last two bodyguards fell down, bullets in their heads.
"Good job, now give me the sleeping gas", said Leo as he threw Yurshimoto down behind the crate. Yuffie put a rag over his mouth and he fell asleep in seconds. Leo fell back and said, "Alright, lets go to Denmark."
"Hey wait, lets see if we can hire a driver while we're here!" said Yuffie.
"I don't know German."
"I do!"
"Sure, why not, you can I'll be in the plane with fatso here."
Yuffie walked in an opposite direction as Leo. She was going to the town and Leo was to the plane.
Troy, Germany 3:45 p.m.
Yuffie walked amongst the thousands of people walking in the town square at Troy. She looked around and then went to a computer store. She came out with a shit load of computer paper. She got out a marker she'd bought and wrote in German: An Airplane Driver Wanted,
montblanc pens, Good Pay (50 bucks a day)
Call 903-4451 Needed In Two Days (Need to speak English)
She went back in the store and Xeroxed it three hundred times. Two hours later the street walls were filled with banners and posters about the driver needed.
Yuffie got a call. "Hello?" she said in German.
"I am calling about the ad."
"Can you speak English?"
"Yes."
"Alright then!" she said in English.
"Okay first off, let me meet you in first hand. Where are you right now?"
"In a bagel shop, in the center of town."
"Okay, be there in at least ten minutes!"
Yuffie walked around looking for a bagel shop for twenty minutes. She finally found it and walked in. She looked around and found the man that she had met on the phone.
She sat down and ordered a bagel. "So, do you have a flying degree?"
"Yes, do you need to see it?"
"Why the hell not?" He showed her the diploma and she took it and studied it for a second. "Hm."
"Am I hired?"
"That's good but I still need to ask you a couple of questions. first off, your name."
"Yanni Kaufman."
"Hm." Yuffie put her paw on her chin. "That's Fox-German right."
"Ja."
"Means merchant I think."
"Ja."
"Alright, do you have any close relationships with family members or women?"
"No, not really."
"Are you willing to travel around the world with Bounty Hunters and become a Outlaw if need be?"
"Ja."
"Can you properly fire and reload any firearm that you might use?"
"Ja."
"Can you kill someone without getting soft?"
".Ja"
"Good!" she held out her hand. "Your hired!"
"Thank you, um."
"Yuffie, Yuffie Trinity. My partner is Leo Raiden. Pleased to have you aboard."
Troy International Airport, Germany 6:00 p.m.
Yuffie opened the airplane door as she and Kaufman walked in.
Profile: Kaufman- Standing at 5'4 he is a Dog-Fox as well as Leo. He has bright orange dirty fur. His paws are white along with his right arm and face. He isn't named after anyone, and he isn't named after Andy Kaufman either.
Yuffie put her stuff she bought in the garbage can and slapped Leo who was sleeping on a couch. "What the hell-who are you?" he said getting up slowly and pointing at Kaufman.
"I am Yanni Kaufman, your new driver."
"Hey, tight I guess."
"What about Yurshimoto?"
"Sleepin like a baby!" Leo laid back and started to drift to sleep again.
Chapter 2 The Biggest Bounty Ever 8:55 p.m.
Copenhagen Denmark, 8:55 p.m.
"Thanks!" said Yuffie as she tossed the sleeping body of Yurshimoto passed the gates of the police station in Copenhagen. They handed her a card and she put it in a pocket. Her and Kaufman walked off. They got back inside the taxi car they had drove over in.
When they got back to the airport she and Kaufman walked outside. The taxi driver yelled. "Hey! You need to pay!"
"Screw you!" said Yuffie as she kept walking. Suddenly the fat man got out and started chasing them. "Aaaah!"
Kaufman and Yuffie ran back to the plane and quickly ran inside. "Go off! Go off!" shouted Yuffie as she pushed Kaufman inside the cockpit. He started everything up and Yuffie started to close the door. It seemed the slowest right now, when she needed it to fast. "Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!" she shouted as the man banged a baseball bat to the plane.
It slowly took off and Yuffie sat down beside Leo. He was searching more bounties. "After this." said Yuffie putting her feet on a leg rest. "Lets go for a vacation."
"Yeah, why not?"
"I'm beat, today was a busy day." she got up and walked to the other couch and sat down. She started to lay down and go to sleep when Leo yelled.
"Woot!" said Leo putting his hands in the air. "I found the biggest bounty ever!" he yelled. Kaufman came out of the cockpit. "What is going on?"
"We found ourselves another bounty!" said Leo as Kaufman sat down beside him and looked at the computer screen. "Hey aren't you supposed to be controlling the plane?"
"It's on auto pilot, but I don't know where to set the coordinates."
"We have an auto pilot?"
"Ja, you did not know?"
"Nope, hey see this!"
A popup came up and an image of a Calico Cat showed up. He kind of looked like Saratoga. "Heh, lookit this!" he pointed to he bounty counter. 1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0. One billon dollars.
"'Oly hell!" said Kaufman. The popup showed much more, too. It showed the place last seen: Japan. Country(s) who has bounty on person: Japan, United States, United Nations, Russia, Germany, Puerto Rico, South Africa, England, Canada.
"Woah." said Leo.
Reasons for bounty: Saratoga Morpheus is wanted by eight nations and one super nation(United Nations). He took over a ship outside of Japan borders and killed people from eight different countries that had almost top notch positions in the government. He is wanted and the bounty is one hundred billion dollars put up by each country. -Jennifer Noach, The New York Herald.
"Woot!" said Leo. This is by far the biggest ever!" Kaufman took the computer and looked at the screen. He clicked back and then searched the names. Yuffie Trinity and Leo Raiden showed up eight times on the bounty message board.
"Well look at this!" said Kaufman. Leo quickly looked over.
Bounty Holder: Leo Raiden and Yuffie Trinity.
Bounty Counter: 1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1
Country(s) That Hold Bounty: United States, Japan
Reason(s) For Bounty: Leo Raiden is an Outlaw of the United States and is wanted for destroying an Apache Helicopter on April 11th 2004. Nine witnesses saw the incident and quickly called the police. He is also wanted for nine hundred parking tickets in the United States. Equaling up to $5,000,000- Tim Kasatka The Boston Filler.
Leo looked at the computer screen in horror. "What the hell! They didn't even say why Yuffie was up for a bounty! And that isn't how it happened anyway! Damn it." He crushed his soda can in his hand.
"Well, ja that sucks, but lets get this new bounty, I mean its only a dollar less then yours. And what the hell is up with your parking tickets? I mean that's' a damned lot!"
"Sure." said Leo with a twitching eye. "Damn it Commander, after this bounty I'm coming to get your ass!" he started to scream as he stood up.
"Shut the hell up!" said Yuffie trying to sleep. "Leo you just sat around all day I worked! Now shut the hell up! I deserve it!"
Leo sat down again and Kaufman started to go different places on the internet. "I'm going to set the coordinates for Japan then I'm going to bed, kay?"
"Whatever." Kaufman started to play an online game. Leo laid down on the other side of the couch after putting in the coordinates on the computer screen in the cockpit. He quietly went to sleep.
California International Airport, California, 10:04 a.m.
Kaufman quickly shook Leo awake. Leo looked at him and said, "What?"
"Get up, we ran out of fuel and the beeping woke me up last night. I made a landing here, we've been here for four hours," said Kaufman as he shook Yuffie awake.
"Damn it, if they find out its me, I'm in a shit load of trouble."
"Exactly!" said Kaufman as Yuffie slowly got up. She heard the whole thing and cocked her E3 and said, "Full force?"
"No," said Leo. "We don't have enough people."
"So?"
"We lock and load, hide our weapons, and then basicly get fuel and leave. Don't ever show your id's, except for Kaufman since he isn't a Outlaw, yet."
"Great, well let me get ready!" said Yuffie as she went in the bathroom. It had to be resized four times to hold all the shit she has, Leo pointed out.
12:23 p.m.
"Okay I'm ready!"
"Too late!" said Leo. He was reading a magazine he'd bought.
"What do you mean too late!"
"Too late, me and Kaufman already went in and out. We bought some food, too."
"What!"
"You heard me." Yuffie looked out the window, blue sky.
"How long in till Japan?"
"About. four hours." said Kaufman as he came out. He was wearing new clothes he had bought. It was a red silk jacket that had a symbol on the heart. He was wearing a white t-shirt underneath and was wearing black cargo pants.
"Nice." said Yuffie.
"What?"
"Nothing." her eyes sparkled. Kaufman gave her a confused look.
"So, there's like four hours in till we get to Japan, what do you want to do?"
Leo was looking for new bounties on the message board and replying to the ones on him. Yuffie was watching TV. He went back in the cockpit and put his feet up and started to fall asleep.相关的主题文章:
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