Arnold Schwarzenegger wears 'I Survived Maria' T-shirt

So Arnold. You publicly humiliated your wife by knocking up the maid (wear a condom with the help, man, Jesus), the public kind of thinks you’re a scumbag, you put your career on hiatus, and even your kids didn’t seem too happy with you for a while. What’s your plan to turn your image around? Lay <a href="http://www.superbelstaffshop.com/belstaff-jackets-mens-c-1.html"><strong>Belstaff Jackets Mens sale</strong></a> low for a while? Visit an orphanage? Buy a tiny dog like Mickey Rourke? …What’s that? You say you want to wear an “I <a href="http://www.superbelstaffshop.com"><strong>Belstaff jackets sale</strong></a> Survived Maria” t-shirt for the paparazzi? Those were last words of Arnold’s publicist before she blew her brains out, as I imagine it. In any case, in case you can’t tell, the shirt says ‘I Survived Maria’, with 2007 – 2010 on the back. Apparently when the Governator left office, Maria’s Office of the First Lady staff made the shirts as a joke. The original shirt reads “2007 – 2010.” Arnold’s <a href="http://www.superbelstaffshop.com/belstaff-jackets-womens-c-2.html"><strong>belstaff jackets ladies sale</strong></a> shirt has been edited: “2007 1977 – 2010.” 1977 is when Arnold and Maria started dating. [Gawker] I’m not sure it’s considered “surviving” a relationship when you spend the whole time jizzing inside every Mexican that blips onto your heat vision grid like the Predator. There’s a remote possibility that this is just an old shirt and not at all a statement, but even so. Throw it away, man. <a href="http://www.kristinkreukweb.com/##############/displayimage.php?album=random&cat=0&pos=-23246"><strong>UGG Men's Ultra Short | keepshop.info</strong></a> No good can come of it. And that’s true of pretty much any novelty t-shirt. Well, except for “ARNOLD IS NUMERO UNO.” That one’s still awesome. [pics via TMZ, obviously]