1. Brother, you do not in touch! You touch a touch below the altitude, entire the hair you lost touch, so tender skin, are all you touch the water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even now you do not buy it!
2. a row of * women in the avenue waiting for passengers, Eighty-old woman strange Q: So what? * Female snappily: other lollipop! Woman too joined the crews of sugar, was arrested. Police queried the woman: teeth worked are capable? Old woman smiled and said: I can lick.
3. a mosquito into the city, very hungry. See a tall lady chests, then plunged into the fierce bite, the result is a mouth full silicone, so Yangtianchangtan:
4. peasant into the city to purchase condoms, how to mention forget the condom. Half a day before the rove at the pharmacology counter, or can not remember. Finally had to Xiaoshengdewen saleswoman: Miss, did not sell equipment jj plastic bags?
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5. a couple of lovers making love, male, likes to say: Female softly:
6. a group of women waiting for B-mode ultrasound, the nurse call: lined up ah, color B station on the left; black and white B station on the right. A woman do not comprehend, step down opened skirt underwear, asked the nurse: Do you see what I considered B? Nurse snappily said: You are cattle B! !
7. blind ###### couples admitted signal, the men said: So peeping, to see the incipient case. One day, while the small juvenile men and the blind to go out, slipped into his home, the blind woman said: Ability of small youngster massive, to the climax, even the blind women boast: astute anger, exclaimed:
8. female mastery of late, suddenly two men rack by automobile, a man threatened: so nervous,
GHD Hair NZ, horrified to death, I thought I was restrained and inquired a!
9. not a doctor and chancellor and was transferred to gynecology, secretly pleased. Then the next day to see dozens of female patients, even with a touch of view, sustained building of eight hours. Night ###### mantled approximately his wife, impotence do not migrate. Suddenly realized: dry his mother! Has been leading a plot!
10. and mm lazily lying in bed, the voice of the Iraqi school ad favor a baby: , let me rapidly insert the tube child!
11. science and a gay sister shared. One night back, sister school feeling very depressed, then that is very considerate to her gay flamed noodles to eat. In the end to her that moment, I suddenly felt very lukewarm and sister school, so very thankful to say: said:
12. a 4,5 mm o'clock to go out early in the morning discipline, then at dawn, four still silence ... ... suddenly, came a muscular man from the inverse, see mm on Xiong Baba asked: Stop! Why go? lusty men are still Xiong Baba asked. mm terror of creature Jiese, said:
13. youngest and the newfound girlfriend open house back for her second child to show off: special schooling tart came with me to the talented woman than you graduate?
14. twins in the womb chat, the boss said: good father! Often head out to see us, just do not love and health, spit Koutan left, the second said: Wang Shu, or next door is good,
GHD IV Pure Straighteners, he Tuwan sputum sputum also loaded with bags to go.
15. a barrier to the hospital for migrant workers stool exam, a medical checkup to this person opened a recipe, a look at emigrant workmen to the dispensary is a coil of restroom paper, puzzled, the doctor said: will not use Cement Bag backside of.
16. son and mother to nap every night, mom: You grew up to wed a wife and mother to sleep it? Child A: ah! Mom: That your wife supposed to? Children said: let her sleep with their father. Excited to listen Dad said: This child grew up advisable!
17. professor asked: rotten radish and what fertile woman the same point? A splendid school students: are the mistake of insects. Only 60 points. The other students really get out, the answer is: because pulling too late.
18. husband came home apt look his wife in bed with the medic the doctor: Do no misunderstand, I give her body temperature the husband: If you insert the body of the entity my wife does not scale, you're dead. ,
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19. a couple came to a oath the well, her husband stooped down, make a wish also to the well is still a coin would also like to wish his wife, but she deliberately fell into the well while he bends over with her husband afraid spent, and then smiled and said to myself actually spiritual ah!
20. Father of his little sister that JJ is the key to heaven,
GHD NZ, help her little sister opened the door to the puzzle. little sister is very elated to go back to the old nun said she had got the key to heaven the old nun an JJ Little Sisters of the priest hearing the detailing, furious said:
21. the night. husband in bed reading. at times put his hand into his wife legs. wife will strip coquetry. husband asked: Why? His wife asked: Why your hands? Husband and said solemnly: rainy hands. Good open book!
22. finally appropriate a male intercourse wife very hard to adopt. day he stripped to his wife before the mirror upside down, his wife was overjoyed to do so, he would wife legs apart, his chin will be put in his wife ########## wife and asked: I reside beard look good?
23. villager report said: scandal that! I was raped final night. the police asked him who long sawed? that Anke did not see, merely definitely a apprentice, because he could not detect a half-day location, eventually I aided him into the.
24. culprits broke into the houses have been rape women fight to the necrosis against her husband come down to world come back to see his wife being gang prop him down, picked up a spade angry shot, heard his wife shouted: spade to shoot into the.
25. There is a Japanese woman in a sauna bath, looking for intrafamilial displacement of Chinese macho, macho rubbing rubbing effect of a sudden, its penis into its shame at the Japanese woman was furious: What's your go ? Adonis said: inside rubbing!
26. night, cheat the park see the pair production love, love to peruse. The next day, see a man doing push-ups, will take a closer look, the man was furious: what you look stupid B! fool said: you just that stupid B , Di Xiaren have also gone dry!
27. a flea to partner sighing over his misfortune: I used to live in a man's beard, and afterward via twists and turns ahead reaching the pubic cilia on a matron, the results the afterward morn woke up and base the former behind on that man's beard a!
28. antique man train,
GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat Straighteners, recess at night stretching along a matron mistakenly feet among the file. A few days later, it feels itchy foot discomfort, the doctor thesis of syphilis, even the age man said rare. Doctors said:
29. man took off his dress to his girlfriend to see the biceps, said: This is equivalent to fifty kilograms of explosives, and pointed to his jeans leg, said: This is equivalent to 1 hundred kilograms of explosives and then took off his underwear, his girlfriend walked out the door bolted, exclaimed: God! guide such a short!
30. a laborer prostitute, JI said: said:
31. two midgets having ###### in their room, where a quick get away, just hear to different room, 1,2,
GHD Benefit Styler,3, 1,2,3 ... ... ... ... Hey, hey, the morning he asked the dwarf:
32. night, his wife sitting bedside, tamper with hands and feet, grabbed the husband's small jj, while drastic rub, then hard as rods, wife, husband Bianyu off clothes, my wife asked: Why? Fu Q: Why do you? Wife A: The driving test tomorrow, and thought hanging files.
33. Monkey King learn, along ganging up with the bones of the dead into a *, for of the recluse did not succeed, so the blank road I took advantage of dole ashore the occasion, the night came to the bones along Dong Fu, the absence of lighting, 2 beating peppery and cold by night , behind the Monkey King with emotion: The cursed bones of the dead !
34. small pellet every fashionable doll to be little current to show off, a small current gas no way, took off his pants, said: This is you not have. The next day, the small balls take off pants, said: my mother, at all times I have this, that thing, how numerous how many!
35. Liu Bei and shut down three-stranded abandon island, a few days later, younger brother Zhang Fei ambition to tear hunger. Guan Road: SB, rubbed and then tear, beef and more! At this point, see Liu Bei in the SY, Guan Yu asked: big brother, you doing? Liu Bei: the entire point of sauce, submerged to dine!
36. a little girl to the bun shops Mai Zaodian. She said the boss: the boss! Buy a chocolate doll. Boss: male child or a baby girl you want? Girl: Of lesson, to male baby myself! Because the place to eat a little more.
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