Shanghai King ---- Zhou prestigious lines funny

1. Thank you! Today so many of you to visit me, and I am very amused ... ...
2. Allah (us) stock, human not only melodrama, but play a bird. Even the birds are you playing die, that Allah also play a Niaoa? !
3. Every time Allah can be seen on television Premier Wen home in the old farmer, who is always elected the most filthy hands, (and for Premier Wen Zhou Libo-like): . Everyone thought he was Warren, a make a speculation, and even small ploughs to sell onions aunt said: Front of the big securities firms had slightly the shade is not red, green has been the amount of Bibi. Sparrow and do not understand slightly, they are thought to Gongqing Forest Park, the enhancement of the green is up, one by one toward the red on the big screen! Red a dead one, bathed a dead one.

6. Why did Sarkozy not two not three, no three no 4 of the!
7. Then I went to scrutinize a moment (Lantern mold), they may spew a drink and a half, bad even some vomited bubble threw up! Basically, they swallow spit out one afternoon,Asics Mexico 66 Baja, a glass of coffee you can drink into cabo clear Gino.
8. collapse collapse, is to collapse into a piece!
9. a person must have a valid concept, to know how to protect yourself, of way, after you understand the decree you are not unlawful, it is consumed.
10. the worst is the cramps disco (for cramp-like), three alternatively four hundred individuals together to jump, as if the same can not ascertain the restroom.
11. before the girl's swimsuit, we still remember cutting? Like ... ... more than six hundred blinds wore the same results. Then count the appending of a surround skirt, a skirt like the same turtle.
12. a friend! Help! Friend huge object! Marlboro, the inside of bags!
13. (fascinating levitation) and foreign, one hundred billion, a 30 km vehicle to solve difficult problems.
14. malted milk should not be too surprising then Oh! I went home at his mother gave me a cup of malted breast, it is incredible Oh! Time for the children to drink a malted milk! But I take a look up, to dead, how (the cup) can be obtained along to the opposite side it! His mother put a few grains (malted milk)! When she put the fowl! Also inserted a chopstick told me: tune a tune, tune a tune! Point would have had mixed Tao Tao (turbidity), and a color clear Naples (very clear)! !
15.08 in mid-head, the Prime Minister said: 2008 ambition be the maximum difficult year. Prime Minister said this sentence before, nothing happened. Chancellor Carter, what have occurred. Why sit in the train, derailed, over what the New Year, sleet, and sit at home and what, earthquake.
16. song of so many years, I never found him in the cervix.
17. a blaze launch fire, our Daxinganling too scalded.
18. Li I answered a puzzling question. Originally, the annihilating I do not trust . Later met Li Yuchun, I finally understand, oh! The original is technically possible!
19. Li - chap or girl are the same!
20. Remember! Marriage is a pack together to dine edible, wedding is a money, go to a go.
21. (Speaking of student's father)
vain (uncle): Small funny, you want to hear in vain (uncle) anecdote of the combat? Want to hear in vain (uncle) how the class leader of?
standing wave: vain (uncle), I want to listen!
vain (uncle): At that time, I am Allah (us) dagger class fighters, Allah is always red dagger classes in the first fight, the enemy dripped to a shell, next to me who have fallen, and I did not fall next.
standing wave: Then what?
vain (uncle): I was class leader and a.
standing wave: ... ... ... ... that vain (uncle) when the platoon leader's how you?
vain (uncle): A platoon leader, the true remnant of ancient (meager) ah! Allah then I took classes and dagger dagger came in pursuance of the antagonist, Fujian, Allah escape onward, while playing back the enemy side, the person afterward to me one by one go down. Rushed Later, I got left a person. This period. Six in front of the enemy fled to a temple, locked the door. This period I saw them, I curse the pistol is not gone. Me only two hand grenades, I opened the lid, pulling wire, hit the door flung open, shouting: I do not live!
standing wave: Then what?
vain (uncle): When the platoon leader and then I had ... ...
standing wave: ... ... ... ... that vain (uncle) how do you do when the corporation officer?
vain (uncle): This is really Cana! I then ranked in combat with a knife Allah, Allah occupied a high point, even with Allah and a knife, just waiting for offensive, not to Allah at all times the flags go down. A rupture of savage fire, flag falls, it helped my comrades up. Snapped shot, his comrades fell, there was a rush to help it up. Finally, I saw, they left me. I think this time I fear, are going to die. But I die for the glorious revolution, I ah! I and my comrades Shiraai went! So I rushed to help put the flag up and shouted:
22. a thousand years is not a, but out of a Libo, ah you when I was a turtle!
23. and friends of a person, not only to approve his advantage, even his shortcomings should be like, this is called - lack of hi (fool).
24. bow bow so long, do not want to argue the applause, in fact, I primarily want me to check my head all latent (first road) clear cutting.
25. Now we are China,Asics Olympos, the stock mart ought corner nigh and mention, has convert accident.
26. met with two unsatisfactory ingredients, so we are very ridicule ridicule ridicule ridicule ridicule and ridicule.
27. If you cost 380.280 yuan to the Majestic look Zhou you do not smile, then you go to the hospital took Zhou.
28. you think about it, the 380 useless at home Yeah, you look up to them, Hey, this is the page of ######## money ah! This is the starting of HD slightly!
29. Wan Stadium ah you when it is the spittoon can ah!
30. big stage hey! When I was blind to you ah!
31. belongs to the color sub-Ling (implied) and color ass.
32. singer, I counted to assist him, he opened every time a good agreement in Shanghai the next day to run away, he is not Shanghai expense, which for us the plenary GDP of Shanghai is not any good driving Well!
33. I like the singer is an performer, sing so nice, so nice temperament, this man is whine.
34. you think about it, a man, standing on the stage, sissy, but the good people from the (annoying), this is definitely difficult Oh!
35. you must tolerate you, as leaders, as tolerated my stupidity. I average, does not mean that presidency must be foolish, but ignorance of the basic is to lead, this sentence is erroneous! How ignorant it may guide? If the leading called eternally silly!
37.30 years, Saddam Hussein could discolor into a sentence (Diaosi Gui).
38. A non-retail investors can also become (wimp).
39. Chilao (kid) can be turned into mold (big brother); mold can also become Chilao. This is called Chilao mold.
40. OFF: So you all see him wearing a pair of eyes like a burning mirror welding it?
Week: Please do not take liberties with my good cutting?
41. I am very detailed, I found the pool, principally the petticoat compatriots, the trunks of the angle mean of five years to go above twenty degrees.
42. (TM) did not, the people of Shanghai. One thing and then concentrated emphasis, by the time this thing (TM), Palestinian child (bumpkin).
43. uncle, you know uproar, called thermal groove!
44. fritters 2 pointy head I arrange out divining stalks (pinch) away, ah friends Well my mom and then arrange out divining stalks (my mother and then pinch me).
45. consciousness like you went to the Nanjing Road Hang forcible, you say: Master, help me get three Rolex.
46. I eat dry things dry by my mother played.
47. you want to have a beauteous half-breed, it must be mixed distant, the farther the better.
48. If my face half-breed, then count up to Vietnam to help Cambodia's half-breed.
49. the son standing here, the father is definitely not a fuel-efficient light it!
50. criminal of older children is always wrong, but the stool is always a back door dawn.
51. Newton an apple off his head, and it would become a great scientist, you want to fall a shot if it? Newton on the Bada of the (dead) a.
52. Oh, now this motel, put snatched beef following are emulate me, I will be the seventies.
53. bought the agitate clock at home, I put it all individually and re-installed, but do not go.
54. Later, my mother technological innovation,Asics Women's Whizzer Lo, and she hit me with two slippers, a specialized fraud action.
55. arrange my portrait, like zebra.
56. (mimic female students) yo, Zhou, your mother and friends to purchase new slippers?
how do you know?
you today that the pattern and not the same as that of yesterday, today, that you are straight, yesterday, that is S-shaped.
57. pleasure and joy are two alter asset.
58. do not know who wants out of the word: ah, do not let your babies lose at the beginning line ah! Bah! (Shakes)
59. If the country is not a childish child, then the future of this nation must be a lack of imagination.
60. I just have one child in the automobile, a 12-year-old children on the call, kick the radio stations go, song for her mother
aunt, my mother I want to point a song.
you want something for your mom song ah?
my mother I want to point a XXX aunt song called
61. you called Li Ka-shing to calculate this one greenback equation, he assured not to the bin one side is more speak about the.
62. you calculate almost it, the aboriginal members of the team chairmen and study where to work? All tickets at the door stall.
63. your days off structures case in point, home is 100 square, 50 square Zhou, to Bureau of Statistics, the Zhou into 75 squares on the inexplicably.
64. (referred Night Park) 6 points afterward you have ran, and why? Because the barricade team came out, a photo of your flashlight, and the defense team of the early 1980s are filthy embryo.
65. (referred to the Moscow State Ballet's visit) I found a curious phenomenon, virtually a abbreviate along hand, the 1st row there are high-powered abbreviate.
66. I can not make the kind of action, ugly uproar, the action is so big, I brought a monocular ... ...
67. I stand at the behind point of outlook, the behavior is small, yet see Sang Ha clear to penetrate (clearly). Yet refined ... ...
68. There is no Deng Xiaoping, there is no us, we are still fighting cocks nail classification.
69. Later, he (Deng) is not ensured before leaving office, for terror that they then turn off the door, he put the door pockets have also cleared the us today.
70. I have a friend's house with 42 TV ... he repair the TV.
71. (referred to 79 years have television at home) one night I queried my aunt next door to lend a ruddy armband to wear on their hands, then sat down back to take the foot, sat in the front row yesterday, today would also like to sit? to sit third row!
72. This is too, and after a wrong, this is called mistake.
73. most hungry four screw Kazakhstan to watch TV, really hungry, hungry, old panic, just a close-range if you just pushed, the shove to the face, ah yo, Beit screwed up by hungry, really hungry, two nostrils like two bowls of rice, as a reading twist ah ha! (Most horrifying is watching TV, really grim, just a close-range if pushed, the push to the face, Oh, really too macabre, really,Asics Shoes, two noses like two bowls of rice, this more scary ah!)
74. Here is the Marlboro world. (Cantonese)
75. Lennon just cutting to the U.S. shortage will increase the group Sangyi old. (Do not say that Americans really do commerce.)
76. Advertising came in, what four Why, every day you see, not buy.
77. (Speaking of piling mold) at this time, Shanghai has the emergence of a new industry, until now, called piling mold.
78. entire of Shanghai's piling molds are favor a pedagogue to teach them, all dressed the same, probably both the same drink River water ah?
79. how can I get the meaning of friends? (What do you mean friends you?)
80. Men, women after marriage do not forget the phantasmal, a man before marriage would send 999 roses, do not just know thatafter the marriage hit 999 snore, when Valentine's Day, do not forget to send to their wife a beautiful rose, a rose to know the spiritual amount is much higher than for women in terms of a towering tree,
81. wife believes her husband, is in itself a self-confidence! Tube by tube is not good, marriage is the root of believe! It became a marriage without believe is the shackles shackles ~ ~ sooner or later will be crushed!
82. Everyone likes money, but money does not necessarily like everyone.
83. children have their own future, not to impose our hereafter children, otherwise they will have no future.
84. (After the anthem over and over) Thank you as the praise of tolerance, I now have the confidence to put the singer was devastated.
85. my mini SG-hungry antique rind, I touch on Iraq immediately if boats, yo, hair age reading even. (I was a kid very mischievous, I'll touch on his hands, yo, hair a lot.)
86. Because the aliens who hunger fragrance, but now I know they wear perfume because of who have body odor.
87. We now have more tolerant public outlook, and for tearing? At least we now recognize Li is a matron now!
88. there is a text called Mulancongjun, killed at the time I do not believe Mulancongjun how could I not be found it! Impossible thing! Later, Li Yuchun only know I know, Oh! This is technically feasible to!
89. Last time I opened it from the microprocessor, a poster old Li Yuchun beautiful hungry, hungry girl old sun! Here's a slogan Family Planning Commission, called: a boy or girl-like.
90. songs:
comrades, catching the old Iraq (catch him)! Speculation selling salt pills (one inexpensive reanimating old products)!
comrades, catching the old Iraq! Karma is not selling drag assumption (toad)!
Now: speculation called intermediaries.
91. For sample, Feng Xiaogang, he also shrieked the face of this face wow?
92. Feng, he is the face, if the 21:30 I ran into him in the lane, Feng by the time this came, I do not want his hands, I directly took the purse to him.
93. original awards that old nasty hungry, now known as Caesar? Now called logistics.
94. how could a stock market expert? Well there can be experts in the stock market! Only the stock market victors and losers.
95. now We're the globe. 1 earth!
96. We all stopped at the bar head, the depth of the two experts face is stuck in the face.
97. to the mountains which did not divorce the concept that is born with a good pie with a donut.
98. (mentioned stocks and divorce) forget it, we are stuck, or had it together.
99. had a very long time to make money is called Grilled points, now called Lamy. Because I think Rabbi Pa ruthless.
100. (the students mentioned the father) many injuries, where a,Asics Shoes sale, where a, like a mahjong tiles are in the body.
101. I saw her own (Han),Asics Gel Stratus 2.1, incisors also divide, get a closer look, yo, a small tongue look out!
102. masterpieces and culture of the people, I have come to a conclusion, those who face ugly people generally are mighty.
103. Zhang Yimou a face hideous uproar? Definitely hungry! Lennon Lennon just a problem in Iraq is beautiful class!
104. Zhang Yimou as the face was split off as hungry pantry sword! And the knife is not been touched!
105. towering fixed, so you throw up the second boot.
106. Wen we deal with the Confucian course it carried out a voyage de France, fair do not go after your necrosis (sudden necrosis you).
107. then you do not see why the President does Osama bin Laden?
108. you are not eating tofu that we Chinese people ah!
109. if you dare to see bin Laden Sarkozy, Premier Wen Jiabao to assure we are not saying that, get four mold (you he is a hero).
110. Bin Laden has every cause to believe that Sarkozy is the George W. Bush to put you out of the barb.
111. behind it know, just a good line of hungry model cutting, cutting a good line, a high tempest is good, especially if hungry head to the storm! (Later learned that the model can not just looking, looking good, to slumber woke up, head to sleep broken!)
112. If 06 to 07 in October, we are science fiction in China's stock market film, then called the all-powerful. 2007 to 2008 then becomes a thriller.
113. Now the Chinese stock market is basically the boss into it, bum out.
114. talent into the coffin out.
115. PhD in, moron out.
116. Yang million in, Yang out of the old white.
117. go when I wanted to make a luck, came out like crazy.
118. holding guns in, holding his hands out. All weapon do not kill.
119. want to learn Buffett in, wafer of skin was also stripped out.
120. well-off kin in, five guarantees poor out.
121. boldly go, smoking a slap in the face out.
122. men go, eunuchs out.
123. Zhou rushed to Zhou Papi escaped.
124. the size of non-lifting in, incontinence out.
125. for talents to be tolerant.
126. you wear a collar called the song of the gun to the bank ah? !
127. Have you seen 6-year-old kids can obtain ######ually transmitted ailments cutting now? Adults have also passed him.
128. Let us find out they can not hack it, wanted a way to disturb us.
129. Change is not horrified to do, busy seeing flowers bloom before tribunal, break free, leaving the external Yunjuanyunshu, if you can do this normal play level, you basically are not people .
130. northerners is that we could not understand the people of Shanghai, very strange, we had not offend them.
131. We are Shanghai 87% of revenue to the Treasury handed.
132. tell us who you go Shanghai wrong check above three generations, three generations above you, Which we did not eat White Rabbit jellybean in Shanghai? ! Which we never thought to wear truly cool shirts in Shanghai, Shanghai, we are too good.
133. We the people of Shanghai sin ah, you check to the above three generations, no one is Shanghai to the end!
134. Man, you know? China which Karma Dachu rogue? Man, oh tell you that China is a rogue Shanghai: Du Yuesheng, Huang Chin-jung, Zhang Xiaolin.
135. you are out of the northeast, the thieves.
136. man you know? Rogue is knocking, beating is not scoundrel.
137. We could not understand the Shanghai terrorist who, on just one sentence: is a special (he did out).
138. the sentence: is a set of features. Do, do all you Northeast!
139. ah friends Li distinctive, long fine tangle, the face is as yet the most long round the world.
140. such that a compass to her nostril as the heart of a round, guaranteed not to go out and will not come.
141. set are installed, with the two Vice-gold edge Karma, also with a Daxing open Simi scarf.
142. Last time I saw afresh in CCAV Chiang teacher:
143. strange class, he opened a peach bloom in approximately 30 years, how hungry in special cutting will thank (how will thank for it)? Either Iraq is a plastic flower.
144. a merry life you want, you go to good people, you want half my life merry, you go to an official, because the rest of your life you have to go out pertinacity with great people! Want a person happy, you go to dream! Like a door happy, you do the housework, you want a chart of people happy, you host, you want 600 people at the same time happy, you look at Shanghai Zhou clown!




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giving her a small, well-dressed suit, will say: Shanghai dialect, Mandarin, and a few bottles of ore water, Zhou Libo without changing, without a break, a person, a mouth, a hint folder, clutch up a clear wharf to mail the Taiwan Strait show. He single-port, either the orthodox gimmicks, more mainstream jokes; both the talk show, genius show and have interactive text messaging. He is so anti that, Talking about love, marriage, family, vocation, wealth, often inadvertently funny interludes amazing stunts, and his insights into the life of the chat with the audience. After the death of dean Zhou Bochun funny, pragmatic sham of his own master of the crowd a taste of style. Stock plunged, subprime pledge emergency, he launched the
Zhou acknowledged that he created this unique storytelling, comedy shadow, more talk, one-man show functions live on improvisation. Like accumulation of old bikes tickets and other precious objects are to reproduce on stage eleven. He proudly said: stage has forever been more serious face, but Zhou's something very simple, to additional people's centers, drew compassion.
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