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22126089 2008 年 11 月 10 日 22:49 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
and then everyone made a good
ultra pure female colleagues (Comedy depressed Edition) - reproduced
a female colleague, talk is always very vague and often arbitrary speech.
day, colleagues 4 people to work, into the elevator, carrying a handbag on her body, I Shoulin a front kit also looked out her staring at my hand and said: That thing you into I am here! In the lift immediately all turn to look at me.
I am a bit angry: What the hell is it? Clear it! ! She pointed at my hand and replied: Rights clatter on the set of your stuff drops it! Immediately was laughing. I can not say anything to see, and quickly remove the bag from the lower body before,
mbt chapa, he said: No, no. She said something insanely strong words: all right, look at me this thing is small, that thing you do not quite Yeah, definitely into the past to try. I have been holding two other colleagues had laughed together.
I got a start, as she orgasm scream, ah, ah ... ... ... ... ... ... hate Oh, and you slowly ah ... ...
ft, I drove more than 3 years , so called is too much ah. The other two colleagues laughed cramp us back to the classic description of the company after the dialogue.
also clear ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm white,
mbt lami! ! ! ,
mbt shoes! ! !
she always puzzled to work yesterday, she said: Today when my puppy love of egg ... ... Shunpian Mai was then asked, it is time to exercise in the morning ... ...
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exercise in the morning ========? ? ? So that drops?
said: My windows are all doors. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The windows open? Said that the original windows with balcony door.
nonsense, do not jump to the balcony? I said she said I resent: Ze? You always pick the wrong talk to me? A
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she actually said: We two are now out and thought
against me: ye practice it?
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transferred from her: You say Zezheng to Zezheng ... ... ... ...
I flash one morning, she bought some strawberries (estimated time to buy a puppy love) into the office come to my table said to me: you go to wash.
a colleague told us that once looked, I could not speak, and quickly went to wash strawberries.
who knows her return she exclaimed: how do you wash for so long Yeah, I have so anxious, not clean? Come, let me see here.
room roared with laughter, my sweat ah ... ... She also strange: you laugh What? Should first wash it! I quickly put the strawberries over their heads: you do not get me wash this. As long as she is now talking
, people across the company to the distortion at the tm, I now ready to resign tm said ... ...
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transferred from the elevator went down today, she open the door to see I shouted to Huitou Chong: come over here, there is no one. Special excited look.
my colleagues are behind me: go Yeah, people say, that no one ... ...
I had no option but go in, can not on my other colleagues in the elevator, I was depressed laughter get them down ...
.. first time in Canada! ~ laugh .. you apart ... I found the door to be tested. read my post the first two people ...
1 species: read my post ....... this man smiling people, love well, cause your heart, family harmony, welfare, such as the East China Sea. many happy returns, happy life ~
course. . The people are generous .... would not mind a little post back a priceless thing ... happy ~ ~
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No. 2: After reading my post No laughs :........ this, people ........................ 啥 also mention the .... .......... not to say that the ~ ~
posts back so hard it is to lift a finger ??......... Bale ^. ^
is that we all their experience of it
1, me on the sofa watching TV, his wife wrapped in a towel to sit on my lap, customs million, said: ? ~ ~ these things there are outstanding loans!
2, my wife with one hand hold the chin, provocative and said:
3, I bath in bed reading, and his wife from the bathroom of a Ehupushi my pressure in the body, face grim, said: Women Today I Chang Changxian! I do not see from his wife, instead gently said: too dirty for years did not open it!
4, my wife asked me: Q: :
5, accompany clients to KTV night home late, just joined the family that his wife slept, and then crept to the bathroom shower. Just stripped ##########, his wife suddenly appeared, sharply cried: sound, touch hand to live my jj: She did not sleep is to a Bansu this?
(1): 6, wife and like all good things, including the handsome boys & girls, the greatest pleasure to accompany my wife shopping around is that she will give me collecting handsome boys & girls for viewing. A worn out, and we sat before the window of Starbucks, enjoy the beautiful River line. His wife enjoy the side edge peering innocently asked me: ah? Does not that cheap that pervert it? ! They would also like to sleep, you can not scrap it me?
(2): 7, once made a small fortune,
mbt anti shoe, returned home to his wife fling toward the envelope: tip! You often come here!
(3): 8, his wife has breathing problems cool to the hiccups. One day into the evening rush home to a hiccup, I asked with concern: woman,
mbt shoes uk, and not the proceeds of small woman, had Hexibeifeng it! Start with a pretty wife, but an abrupt end to a critical moment: to facilitate it!
(4): 9, a Saturday, my wife normal rest, I have to work overtime. Stalker guy up in the morning and I had some lingering, and then contented to sleep, full of tired and I have to go to the company. Hello I was going out with her bedroom, his wife behind to the sentence: Come on! tonight to come!
(5): 10, when my wife and I love the University, when girls can enter the male dormitory,
mbt sport shoes, boys are not allowed to enter women's dormitory. A late autumn night, I provoke angry wife, leaving his wife back to my dormitory. Was no cell phone, his wife live in the third floor, I shouted downstairs to her apology. Cried a long time have not seen results, but more and more people crowd. Seeing lights, and his wife from the window to let her roommates threw her down quilt (quilt from me, I know), I see a bad situation, quickly shouted: know no more below, it brings the full floor laughing. Heroes do not eat immediate loss, I quickly ran back to quarters, covered her quilt was owned Hong Qiu a night. I did not wake up the next morning, my wife stood in front of me pull out a quilt to my flat from a meal: ah ~~~~~~ You think I want it!
(6): 11, exceptionally cold winter one year, one weekend my wife and I to the park to play. See a lot of people in the lake ice skating, so I invited my wife and I go ski with his wife did not dare. To prove the solid ice, I went to the ice before setting an example to play around and see his wife itch mind straight, eager to finally have the idea. I'm from the center of the lake to the shore to pick her up, off-shore there is a meter, I have no proof to even more dangerous, I also jump leaps, the results just listen to Fortunately shore shallow water only Yandao my waist, his wife scream scared the verge of tears. I went to great lengths to get out from the mud, nothing in ensuring that the whole person I am, after his wife was seriously asked me: also visit the small things is a polar bear!
(7): 12, one afternoon, I was working, suddenly my wife received a call, very anxious look: parking lot! His wife are in their forties and a half old women dwell, semi-old woman's dollars, said the meal good things, the old woman was very pleased I am exalted, Lehe Lehe drove away. I asked his wife: How much compensation to people, afraid of being cheated, and had called you myself! ~~~~~~ This is also called butt out? Wrong with you when this lust will change the change?
(8): 13, my wife has always been particularly interested in small nipples, often at night they sleep Nianzhe. One time, my wife asked me: Wife giggle at me Oh, I casually said: to decorative! how a dotted line? look good?
we all speak from experience it
1 Ya Man is about to get married, but she knew she was not afraid of garlic, virgin, so will the fear to tell his mother.
mother told her: garlic that his body into you, you will be let go after the clip Bankai. garlic will hear a break the sound ... ... Ya Man pretending to be shy intended to help look replied:
2 a soldier wedding, holiday has come back troops in the immediate day, the couple step up on the bed as possible. Suddenly, the telephone to the directorate told him he decided to extend the temporary units a week. the bride happy moment seize the groom's second child, says: Thank you, military commanders, military commanders
3 Thank you, one day, his wife body suddenly felt uncomfortable, said after a medical examination results: You are over-indulgence pain caused by God, you must stop ######ual intercourse for three months, or it may be fatal. go back, his wife told Mr. things, so they had to endure three months while the housing distribution to sleep. However, just over a week, the night could not help Mr. and went to his wife's room, just to see his wife have a house, his wife was surprised to see Mr. Q: Can I help you?? President is very serious, said: I take you back to school now. students, because of the poor, no girls willing to do his girlfriend, the rural poor students go to prostitutes. As a result, more prostitutes per cent more each month to the cost, this cost every family how to explain it? Fortunately, The father was a poor student liberal father, the son of the distress is understood and agreed to prostitute his son a few times a month. poor students wrote to my father a month, listing the cost of the month, and ask for next month's living expenses. in on the May wrote in a letter from his son, reads: , so I went next door to him, to a wife to help me sew. She must think you're too far, and give you a fist! She is very nice sewing needle out of the spot I stood up to her sewing, but to sew when she finished, his mouth when the line snapped, her husband came in!
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