Long period not penetrate so poisonous joke ^ _ ^

1. petticoat friends birthday, we sent 4 human to consult a zero Result, they did not mail.

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3. Netease up in the morning to discern one remark, the aboriginal is shot
floor: you reserve cool all over, listen to the 5 floor, how to say? ! ~
Second floor: 5th floor I consider rightly said.
floor: 5th Floor, say the voice of the people
floor: 5th layer does that very well!
fifth floor: Upstairs are SB

4. bedroom on the 6th floor, climb and found the opener did not take, to get downstairs to ask aunt, and then ascend up to the door, work likewise opener, and then ascend up to, found the door closed, afterward to a classmate after, asked, ; 5.1955 per capita proceeds in China is South Korea's 3.2 periods, 1.1 times of Japan. But after 50 years of

6. night my girlfriend said I was also your mama, and I am very well done, fair like she got into a fight, ambitioned to convert a male namely the results of the final control could no cry.

7. a man the bravery to QQ ashore the soulful confession to MM, when MM replies: I was her mother, I have come to pilfer food

8. nothing to look at the company's home the morning,Diesel UK, and saw hanging on the recruitment of new content, a morsel on the boring point, consternation, found their situations impressively ... ...

9. the north wind that blows the students specked a mother and daughter fusion, the girl is really agreeable, afterward a fierce ideological skirmish, the students all the access north trailing them to the parking lot, and eventually shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter ~
north fainted, girl flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded: drove off.

10. bedroom has a brother one daytime that the wma is Who I am in a lot of MP3 melodies are his singing.

11. The schoolroom preceptor named: '?

12. that day suddenly found my aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, 5 aunt,Diesel Mens Jeans, yet did not Sanyi. So my dad would ask: Why did not I Sanyi? My heart also thought as a moment: Is when Sanyi in small die? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother!

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15. the men travel on the outdoor, a sudden return home, at the gate to hear a man snoring sounds, the men silently walked away, send a txt message to his wife: divorce it. Three annuals after his wife and he said that while the tiny lion is Rising!

16. Once we all have to go home after level ring a peal down the stairs when I left foot to his right foot, Finally, I see my students next stationary, immediately propped me, and then broke out around my ears mad fan ...

17. A classmate, his microcomputer each morning will automatically shoe (presumably for the dorm the morning when the moment phones ruddy open). Result, he took a wreck antique posted on the calculator. . .

18. Dad the greatest repulsion of diplomatic singers. But then one day I was watching mtv when Michael Jackson was surprised to detect her dad standing in the rear, the see of thoughtful statement.