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The village there is a widower, one-day holding a sickle to hack grass mounds, hack with a cut and base the village with a bachelor's looking her straight in the eye, the widow of psychological scared, do not cut the standing there, bachelor or saw at her, the widow turned away, equitable up bachelor, widow up the pace, likewise hastened the pace of bachelor, widow to escape, bachelor also afterward him.
to the hillside, widow run, and sat panting above the stone, said: , who did not want such a object, I thought you wanted to rob me of the sickle it
mom: you grow up, wed a wife and mama apt sleep it?
child A: ah!
mom: That your wife assumed to?
babies, said: Let her sleep with Dad.
excited to listen Dad said: This child grew up advisable!
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5. a farmer who spent a lot of money to buy a group of hens, to seek to sell eggs to make money. Unexpectedly, an hen
listless, does not always lay eggs. He was quite worried to consult specialists. After the position and ask the specialists
, told him:

But farmers who have spent a lot of money, pocket money enough to purchase a rooster as the.
not way, he had bought a rooster.
Rulangsihu hen cock face hundreds, not a few would become tired.
farmers painful thought, came up with a good way.
he collection for a long period, had planned to take their own took out aphrodisiac,
mixed in fowl feed, the fared cock to eat.
cock after eating aphrodisiac, and she unleashed, it will not work one day out
hen harvests entire set up.
hens have been nourishing love after lay eggs but also hard working and more.
I did not anticipate the afterward daytime get enough cock, still uncommon to skip the ferocious
wall, came to the farm next gate to the duck farm, hundreds of ducks will be all set.
third day cock, or prowess can not be stopped flying over the rill, came to the goose field, and all of the hundreds of geese
get.
finally, the fourth day the farmer went out to watch cock lying on the ground, dying.
the sky a few vultures are circling, waiting to rush down some food.
farmer eyes were red, my center to peruse the rooster made colossal contributions to the revolutionary cause's sake, determined to crispness
corpses.
cock peasant walked approximately, sighing, said: only the vultures down, I would like to put them just abouttoned up ~ ~ Bob does not know the meaning of the word, ask the dad.
father told him: Party is the maximum right, is brain of the kin,
like me. Social work is for the celebration and state,Lacoste Casual Shoes, have to listen to the celebration, like your mother. People is the smallest,
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next day, my father received a teacher's phone: do not you? . . . . .
Xiaoming composition is: countries must sleep, party play society, social moaning, folk in tears.
7. If you laugh, then amuse also send happiness to the other friends have it. Bless all my friends a good mood every day, every day cheerful, and never worry. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .