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daughter of the King of the MSN signature: Elder name is Tang, sweet to sad.
rabbit's blog: pro said that if love, your love. This moment, I burst into tears. While I more than once said to himself: Don Elder, the Western Paradise banshee will love you for me it?
Monkey SMS: Queen, I Tripitaka, we have the lion camel country, like you, kiss you. Do not return messages, apprentice, inconvenient.
Journey: Houge child, did you took this ring to marry him with the Purple Cloud Fairy? Ah funny you are! Half-carat diamond is not, for you who are not birds! Chang's that smell of urine had said to me: say nothing to me that whether patriotic, look at the large diamond ring and more! Alas, the reality of fairies and more, ah, hey I told you, on this vote cents daughter, you bring a diamond tile shot her dead, she did not call for help with ..
Monkey: Amitabha , Pinseng Sanzo, Meet the Goddess of Mercy. Shocked by the Buddha as Fozu Qin point of your directors, is based selection plays the role of Buddhist sutras, Pinseng come to audition. First meeting, Pinseng go take a bath, please Buddha later, Pinseng tonight will effect pleasures of the labor
Monkey: His Majesty can be assured that Pinseng this to the west, not to Fozu Ti and the - North Korea - China - all students. This filled the Buddhas, chosen by mere mortals marble, sighed once they become immortal, who care about mortal life and death? Pinseng a Xinxiang Fo, just story rather, into the Western Paradise. The so-called mortal beings, the suffering, dry Pinseng Pishi! Secondary reason, and now it Manchao hundred officials are thinking of, the through the career, both as carry on.
Monkey: Oh, here the market is really lively, bustling such a long time did not pass a lot. Hey King, you see that several have been followed from our Western Xiaowa, curly hair and big eyes, exceedingly well-behaved! Simple really cute, ha ha ha ... ... hey? Journey, your Dingba it? Hey Monk, our luggage? Ah! My white Longma it? !
Monkey: King, you all right! Wake up! Pig Monk, you do not run ah! Save for the division came back! ... Ah ... do not fight, do not hit! ... ... Pinseng really strike a canon of the Western Paradise to go ... ... just come here for bureaucratic clearance Man ah! Right! Man goes on clearance is not the number of complaint letters ... ... that is my apprentice! We really did not come to a collective petition the ... ... ah!
officials: ah ha ha! Tang Dynasty Buddhist monk, polite and courteous! I found myself is the magistrate of the county, which is twenty-five colleagues, the deputy magistrate of the county, oh, hundreds of people outside that are all the magistrate assistant. Clearance for the text matter in no hurry Well, first call the Tang Dynasty monk and four outstanding students, I found myself together with the Yingge upstairs to the Magistrate Court having fun? Of course! Everything, are all a thing of great girl. Security! Absolutely safe! I found myself uncle is his brother opened their own.
Master, Journey, sand Young, you do not cry. An Laosun also know that this demon is the nature of the good, the road traveling, we paid a lot of joy, but the Jade Emperor decreed that this demon with the heaven and the western sky were no connection, self-study in the mortal world and the necromantic delusions, will Heaven . Department of heaven is God has sent down the mine killed the demon Trick, I went to see the original eMule is a body,
tory burch shoes, wasted step. If things had gone before I temper ... ... nothing more, and the days fighting Anke misfortune, the afterlife.
Monkey: Buddha, Monkey King, Mok and then blame the teachers, the monks compassion for the division just see who the donor is very painful, before allowing Monk to help him ride the horse, as a teacher and how Yamen know that he is here fishing - fish - enforcement - Law bait it? Well, fast method to make a stealth purple robe and alms bowl, and as a teacher get back from the Yamen it.
Monkey: donor, Pinseng Datang soil is from the East, I urge spend the night in this ... ... hey? Donor? You open the door na donor, donor? ########!
Monkey: Monkey darn! Hands are not allowed! Several donor that are not monsters, how can you incorrigible, and pretend random killing? ! ... ... Oh? House to buy land they are building businesses? Amitabha ... ... Monk, help for the division crown to take about five Buddhas; Wukong, the Monkey King Bar as a teacher by a use! No, Pig, you Dingba to me! Your mother ... ...
Journey: Hey master,
tory burch 2011! This time, ah, but thanks to my Laozhu first find the hole! Houge to be rushed in time, since you saved room banshee, Houge said, heard at the door thinks that banshee succeed Jianxiao it! Nick, nick ah master ... ... hey, how are you root lips curly hair?
Monkey: Monkey! Ah this Pohou you! Mom did not have to lose your uncle, or to see how the teacher yells at you! I ########ing told you how many times, anything to catch me after the banshee, so I signal, other signals and then come and save me! Less Xipixiaolian you! Look for the division, each time surprised by your sudden intrusion into the soft, then so several times, as a teacher ... ... is no longer afraid they can not Purdue, and sad indeed it! Monkey Disciples, watching the tears for the division swear, just this once, how are you?
Monkey: Journey, Monkey King is not, you go of some Zhaifan come. Wu Jing, you go to water the horses. ... ... Pig, Pig, Fuer over. Remember! Just go to that family we passed on, that is, a child of a village women with the house, playing for the division which had to smell the aroma, and in the get Jiangzhou Zi, Bel fragrant,
tory burch reva! Go, anyway, a mother, do not give to grab! Speed to speed back!
Monkey: Buddha, the monks do not fight lie language. Female donor, you really Pinseng travel from east to soil encountered so far, the most beautiful and ######y woman, you see you this hair, the hands, the skin, it feels ... ...
Drifting : Master! Big Brother was right ah! We have been living in earthquake-prone, the domain, if go to those schools and medical clinic spend the night in case collapsed late at night, what shall we do? We went to spend the night here it Yamen.
Drifting: Big Brother,
tory burch sale! Do not go! If you have a slip, who will protect westbound learn from the master? To refrain from impulse ah! I know you're resourceful, had hundreds of thousands of heavenly days will have to take you live, but in front of the ghosts and goblins that is not general, but here are the city - pipe!
Monkey: Monkey, that carp sperm into the water to catch it or let Pig. Your water is not good, if drowned, as a teacher how to afford it salvage fees ah! Oh, no, no, Journey without problems, he would float the.
Monkey King: Master! You do not chanting salvation, and have killed several are involved in gambling that Ju, here was only to statutes and beheaded. Right! Here we go before the court is change the text when the customs clearance and saw that a group of eunuchs to play kickball. What? Oh, you said earlier that a high official, ah, ah concubine who have bet money to win the next game, ah, you did not get to know the master, the private sector is called gambling Ju, non - France - A - Lee; court, take time out is called color, is the co - France - Convergence - Finance.
Monkey: Monkey, Journey, Wu Jing, come in as a teacher before. Well ... ... not blame for the division, but I have forgotten the teachings of fragmentation you? You and I are all Buddhist master and apprentice myself, avoid a lot of ring. That does not steal, do not lie, do not bad mouth, no greed, no, not crazy, you remember that moment in mind! Both Xinxiang Fo, if not self-study, how may finally pay off? Well, as a teacher to ask you, in the end who is his mother! For the division to take advantage of sleep last night, landing quietly stole my food? !
Monkey: Journey! You fool! It is miles to go, and you can not change a song to hum ah! Keep singing,
Drifting: Two brothers, do not let the master quick drink, Singles last year he was drunk, dirty robes, spit, cry and yelled to return to her country ... ... hey? Second Brother are you going? You do not go ah? Come on Big Brother! Two brothers ran the direction of Gao Village flew away!
Journey: Master, you launched it, leave this step to maintain the Han figure? You pretend to be a monk idol ah? You see, you make Houge went to pick berries, to improve the food can not be dead what? I have fully demonstrated the existence of vegetarianism is not fat reduction.
Tang Monk: Monk, you see, you do not water the horses, and holding a cell phone to play the self-timer. For the division said before, your face, mouth wide giant lush beard, no matter how Duzui not 卡哇伊. Come on, give me shoot a few, as a teacher to teach you some scissors hand modeling.
Monkey King: Master ~ I come back! This fool said to be in the Pig, the sand Young's Mensao carefully indeed! Ah did not go begging, go to Internet cafes had. I changed flies go in and when he is posting to it! What is loading pattern ######y aprons? Why do you grab the limelight as a teacher? Shut up! I was in charge leopard or tiger you! Do you know who does not? You are you a person released from prison in front of me to put on a hair ah? You see a head of yellow hair dye you carry your equipment steel tube Young and Dangerous ah? I'm his mother ... ... Oh, Buddha, Good, good Good, good, for some teachers panicked.
Monkey: Monkey King, to the teacher brought the Grand alms bowl and chopsticks,
tory burch flats, Wu Jing, you go to the kitchen did not look familiar Pig.
Monkey: Journey, you have been my big brother back Huaguoshan, but you have so embarrassing task! Still do not change you are double - in heaven when the leadership of the former regulations habit! For the division into the cave Qutan you the ins and outs that banshee, but you stole an apron back! Lietu ah! If I had known as a teacher you should change the nickname ring called nine! ... ... Show it as a teacher to see, is the original taste of it?
Monkey: Do you not give the guests a bath done here, ah? Not the quality! Well, pass me my robe, and Buddhist monk's staff!
White Ma: Buddha, I quit! Anyhow, I am also a Dragon King's three West Prince ah! The Road to travel no problem riding my master, but master Lu Yu as long as he's a little beauty, women want to take the wind horse, pulled me to come with me. Women many times he rode with me to a quiet place to play horse no earthquake! The most annoying is the master and several brothers and gave me the name too sick, do not call me white Longma good, actually told me to ... ...
Baimeng Meng Zhong Yao: Goddess of Mercy, you bear strange, strange, and Huang Mei Lao Yao Leo these accounts are written off it, we can not afford, and rely on. Apprenticeship with the monk you sent us against, but you adjust them so high level, how to fight? In particular, the Monkey King, equipped with high attribute points, as well as call skills, physical attacks on the most annoying is invalid, the fire department are immune system attacks the immune ... magic ... do not say we single people, and team also beat ah! Do not say, and the next, and 88.
six eared monkeys: Monkey! You Do not I always tear your words that tear! I am not afraid of you six-eared monkeys! Consequently you say I like you? I was by copying famous! Hit me Yeah you hit me Yeah,
tory burch boots, you killed a stick how can I? I resurrected after a few hours! I was above, I was placed above the down!
Wukong! Off to be rude! Oh, the elderly, is the East territories Datang Pinseng come through here today, I wonder if old people can open the door ... ... the elderly, please And no insults Pinseng apologize for the great disciples ... ... the elderly, please use the cane pestle Mo Pinseng ... ... ... ... the elderly, please pacify old ... ... old guy and then you move me a try? ... ... Oh, I exercise? Monkey! Cut him! Pig Monk you also on the legs, teeth knocked out discount blind eye rolling! Had a good Grassroots!
Pig, a former number one Tianhe Water Conservancy Bureau. Public drunkenness after an attempt to rape, Chang'e Moon Palace reception, Chang against the violence in the course of recorded sound, and then denounced to the heaven. Heaven authorities investigate the matter, the Pig has sent twelve thousand gold hush money, but the ugly act of the ultimate exposure. Has repented for its performance, the fact that the offense heaven, consider the case of
Monkey, Mafia leaders had organized criminal gangs, recruited more than social loafing in the monkey Huaguoshan member engaged in various illegal activities, resulting in an extremely adverse impact, serious damage to the local social order. Arrest in the implementation process, the repeated violent resistance to law, openly challenge me heaven. I am heaven showed strong restraint to retreat, a great blow to the arrogance of his arrest and transfer to the Western Paradise will eventually accept the ideological re-education.
Journey: The Young you see the sand to catch a cockroach fine, Houge As to the sky gods are invited to it? So many times to really hey, have you seen this monkey off his taking it every monster? Za Za whistling every time with the monster shouting: Hey you look at the sky to the number of gods, there are several riding a broom yo, my only call to heaven sanitation have come.
Journey: Houge hey, there is no supernatural powers, I can make to lose weight fast? You know, feeling I have to master every night before bed chest, if he made a dream, but also and pinched, and exceedingly uncomfortable!
Tang Monk: Monk, for the division of the mobile phone charger it?
Monkey: The Banshee donor, Pinseng fully understand the mood you want to live forever, but instead you eat my flesh, it would be better for me ... ... no, no! Monks do not fight lie language. Just think, you swallow Pinseng the flesh, why would you swallow Pinseng than the essence of more nutritious, but it can make you live forever stay young?
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