1, among the small supermarket snacks in schools, a absolute of four-to disburse, pay, I gave the cashier a ten greenback, she adjoined me 7 dollars! Look for a piece! I meditation of as a new era of high school students should not be because they are inexpensive, so I said to her: mallet your cute, but also took a dollar into my hand! I am silent, to not look at her! She and dilemma, surprised for a long time, and took forty dollars into my hand, but also self-defense and said: She find me a hundred, I lull the go with edible and money! This is not the noxious effects of culture ah
2, Mala Tang eat eating eating one summer to the next group of monks, ordered a few things began to eat, but no one will eat, and when I They also lamented a good savings. But, then, the focus came, we all know the general store inside a pot of soup 麻辣烫 can use for a long time (seems that the owner will be very cost-effective), and saw a priest to go next door to buy about twenty archives of instant noodles,
PULSERA NEGRA CON LOGO XB, will fall back all into the pot, and then you see a monk in full swing at the table and eat it, achieved surface is not met, drank up the whole pot of soup ... which we hold in the side to the internal injuries, and that the owner's face , from the rosy until livid, eventually tears ran, but he refrained did not say anything ...
3, the morning rinse your face (bedroom), suddenly want to stool, a piece of toilet paper Quche the way to hang towels In the cervix, and into the crouch toilet paper caught in underwear, some hum ha hey, I do not know what outrageous and mind short end of the next obliterate with a towel ... then .. you know it!
4, just listen to Shijiazhuang 101.5 radio, a woman said: her husband, half the time you quit home, I have been looking for hospital treatment of male dysfunction, and now finally found it! You family ~ ...
5, the daytime that the enterprise together to eat, what forest Duck peppery boiler, employer order, see a maize came a waitress put the corn ambition be served, and partition along section The boss said that a mini morsel peckish, pick up the corn began to bite, so we entire elect up the corn began to bite, almost all eating, the server came again, saying that corn is accustomed to cook the ... ... the atmosphere was quite depressed for a time, we are embarrassed, the boss had not alternative but to dart the pot began to boil the recess of the waiters spoke again ... ... This tin also eat ... ... ... ...
6, a vacation bus home, many people, a Shige sent me desperately compact car on the train that he does not know how to beat a little, splash knelt on the steps, and the driver (a young man) looked at nice Shige shock, like a long time, said: She said that, like the feeling tolerate pain Diarrhea, of course, than diarrhea sore point. Then he simply said: You will never feel the pain jin's feelings. I am a man, how could know the feeling. Of course, we can not lose to her, back to her sentence: You too, no eggs in this life to experience the feeling of pain!
8, the company has just not been seen working out together, it was recommended to play king of the game, the outcome I was painted Intuit had bad fortune. Which God will not forget! I and another companion bending outdoor the bar close to the handling x ailment small ads under the wire wand, the cow yelling sounded to: My disease finally had saved! ! ! ,
PULSERA BLANCA CON BANDERA USA! Made me fear, when I obtained up when the mob only to find there my mother ..........
9, on what occurred this weekend, I lived some years in a the courtyard, the courtyard numerous households have bought cars. Because little space, so often progressive to the handlebars came after the car stopped, leading to not get out of the phenomenon. Then the owners will be desperate to be a traffic jam loudspeaker and shouting down the landlord of his car to stop the car away. Yesterday also encountered a similar phenomenon, but this time no one half-day to the car away. So the employer has been in the downstairs horn, according to almost half an hour, periodically once or twice from the beginning to the later sustained a minute, the whole household yard fights have been maddened.
then I see my household cross the upstairs has a uncle opened the window, was secretly a sigh: she could finally calm down!
At this point, and saw that the uncle took out a piece of tile from behind, directly according to still barking downstairs bicycle smashed the car go ... ... bang bang, and then really quiet ... ...
10, a sophomore SGX's girlfriend, relationship gradual and normal to the KF, so tragedy, and I looked good with his girlfriend walked into a hostel inquiring amount, boss very civilized to say Table (M) is a very sick man. class when the toilet too distant. So be prepared to plastic bags in the drawer. XB directly pull in a plastic bag fastened. and then write on the blackboard while the teacher when throwing out the window (our classroom windows did not shut off the long-term). have not had the long-term problems. this man was indescribably confident when Ganzhe Shi.
day happens to be an old class families. This lad has plucked in a plastic sack, pulls pocket. to take avail of the old class to write on the blackboard when rotating chic fling. cup a day before .. did not think the alarm of night, lusty winds broke the window. Old Course before the day before to go both up all the windows. because it was winter. class before everyone forgot to open the window. when the bag is also hit with a body temperature of the liquid moment in the windows broken. 2 rows behind us were shocked. approach a window a few girls ... ...
12, when the first two days, on the physical health class, the teacher is a woman.
additional classes are for students to see their own, except that the old lady to tell. And before class punctuate that this is a serious way, we should seriously seriously.
we all are with, heard carefully. Classes, the old lady on the blackboard to draw the male students / reproductive system architecture, allowing us to brand the assorted parts of the name. Although we are very serious, but still embarrassed to go up, and finally, a girl in her class the first heavy responsibilities, Shua Shua Shua, the front very well, but wrote testis / balls get stuck, the estimate is forgotten
prop back a long, painstaking exertions to establish a serious atmosphere of the antique matron was an immediate smash her - her scene when she wrote her canteen
time: opening of the end of March or 4, have been lackluster at present continued .. lunch time, because the list has become a fun morale.
reasons: There is presumption that one or the main rejected in adore, two, through the main, three, main Nirvana, and 4, ... ...
the first day, all people are shocked snack. Who would have thought, ah, did not anticipate.
ecstasy lotus root, good ecstasy, ecstasy
good temporal escalator, did not dine, namely said to eat human who shoot via the cucumber
heartbroken heartbroken male, Gelsemium elegans, ah, Gelsemium elegans, shoot A cucumber, cucumber shoot
chubby face lift, and lift is the inconsistency among space and time, multiplication the vinegar, and more spicy. The emulating prescriptions
then I began to blunder the waiters are not emotion frustrated by ....
... sadly recollect lentil beans and then later pay the wire ...
....
Pipa reincarnation wooden thighs to be innocent
meat ah!
ah. cold contracted. This time I'm sure the waiters estimated hit the ....
14, I am petticoat, mom father to go shopping today, and I got up early and bored under the on the Internet chatter, and then you see a detailing moves dance of the post, because my cilia is longer wanted to learn it. Sitting on my coffee table Kuangshuai pate home, I do not know how long, got a little faint, and to say take a damage, the result a tragedy, I found my mom dad has been looking at me at the door. . . Or his mouth open the. . . Guess they thought I had a stroke - -
15, I desperately combing relationship, do not know you comprehend this anyhow?
junior high math preceptor like English teachers,
PULSERA BLANCA CON NETHERLANDS, English teachers like to have his wife's political instructor, the educator with the Registry of politics having an affair with a teacher, physical pedagogy teacher is like the English teacher, but also like the language teacher, language teacher and her husband Political teacher while his wife was found in the appointment, the political wife is a math teacher teacher's first girlfriend, and later, the political wife and the Office of Academic Affairs that teachers chance good teachers, sisters, physical education teacher married to a language teacher. Our students in math class from time to grid.
16, I memorize one time in the morning just bought a hot buns,
PULSERA BLANCE CON ESPANA, just to see the yard a dog cooked, so a merry, without thinking to put a hot buns throw, throw out of the way .. . the dog is very smart gesture to obliquely in the spring, one buffet a tree ...- - ~
Later, the dog stood up to hundred buns, but the same dizzy drunk to stand but also Station instability, the name went hundred drunken buns, two hundred are mouth stretched out of the way ... finally on the third hundred buns about swallowed his mouth, the result is too hot a shiver, sucker punched a hit a tree the .... Oh, sin sin!!
17, the wrong guys wrote a long commentary Text violence, said that details of the fight: when we are eating, for of a argue over, I, as a student chairmen, in line with the rule of questing truth from truths,
PULSERA BLANCA CON PORTUGAL, for his variety perseverance, but he suddenly took out a shining object pointed at me, I can not quell the indignation of the center ... ... have just said here, the counselor eventually endure to live, and ruddy to the podium and asked: What is the lustrous thing in the end, you know! Bad silent a few seconds said: spoon.
18, has a wife have to take a bath bath clamoring to say that distraction can be seen acting.
can not just take her.
them to the fortunate draw prize that day is a】 【Miss, wife first time, looked very excited, let me draw.
I carelessly said: We got married at ten years, now No. 10 on the plebiscite.
results host shouted, congratulations XXX drawn first medal.
Then the lady came up to me straight, I think behind the dismal, chilly perspiration.
wife shouted the final sentence: the discount can not! ! ! ! ! ! !
19, I am a police academy, as saying yesterday we mobilized the party to participate in school staff exercising, a buddy and I sit attach calm after 2 girls, a long pretty agreeable (PTS Well, girls ... ... you understand), so we are no back secretly apt penetrate Kazakhstan, both made the civil service examination in the examination periodical, a pen of a sudden lost, with different mentioning, Oh ~ ~! Eggs do impair! Phase I and my buddy, as a look, are thought to her egg where ah? Unexpectedly, a girl with her likewise to pen a throw: I too take milk pain blanket! -_- Internal injuries in me and by the same table!
20, the school has recently jumped a red aristocratic May we dance girls boys wear a suit to wear evening clothes (the skirt is very thick and heavy thanks to the almost negligible small belt fixed) when thinking approximately hot dress to buy a pair of new pants and a small transparent underwear on the stage we did not stop the teacher also told to use eyes to seduce the magistrates (a group of WS uncle) came to power afterward the catastrophe came to dance in this stage of my g-tide Both straps broke so we saw a brilliant little jeans ** wearing perspicuous swallow them the horse riding situation ... We later learned that this agenda is the only straight the tear ...
qualify directly ...
promotion ...
21, to a colleague, and before that was 16:00 to 1:00 in the class, had 11 points no telephone, a telephone is also basically persecution, and colleagues by one, up to ask: What are four noted? , anyhow, did not telephone, talk! So the answer is colleagues said: Phone hung up, another Anshuang ~ ha ha ha ha ha
22, the time in the hot summer, I do bus and a brother, fear that my darling friend over the summer, wearing a T-shirt, wearing a large under their straps, (with elastic orchestra that)
. Soon the bus stop, we went to the automobile has no seat, and on the train with us on the age, there is a female to hold the seat behind us stood behind the automobile to the old that no one his wife give up his seat. Next, the time has come to spectator the marvel, to begin the bus, while ferocious, old woman did not stand a Qianpu, to my dear friend with the big belts with a small belt to pull down the entire automobile people a face, eyes bigger mouth moment! Then my dear friend did not heed to lift his own pants, but Arse bent down to help the old lady up. How the scene was moving, how some of the technology!
23, Sunday to reiterate the Transformers 1,2 anew, ample, the evening before working to mattress 599 times the ocean bed to activity with the film version of Optimus Prime toys, buy, play as half an hour slumberous, and put it ashore the bed, G ... ... ... ...
stabbed Monday morning wake up by the sun, by! Forgot your weekend off the panic tone back, overslept! A grass playing pretty speedily jumped out of bed. Cut! Feet hurt, trod on Optimus Prime, and draw a aperture; troubled, and 599 ocean and broke! Too late to silence, a simple bandage to stop bleeding quickly went to work ... ... ... ...
Jingan slow or late in time, notwithstanding Costa Rica is really sore feet, but in order to cover up the fact that late and then had to simulate to be bad points. So brother bare his teeth, grinning, limping into the bureau helped push the walls, and everyone is looking up at Columbia, and she was asked: Youde front man for questioning, said: Meng Meng not have asked have asked what is necessitated to ask a human how
charges
A: daily fee
B: pay-per-good
C: I think the quality of charges by
D:, or by charging it ...
stream of traffic .... traffic ...................
25,1 1 * * are the maximum cheap to the whole mouth routinely a colleague, so few people talk well, the day he went to shriek on the layout of the venue hall. Let him and his trample on a group of beautiful women, we give a few customary beautiful balloon, the balloon ah what the moon, apple balloons and the like. Then, we finally get out of the special balloon, and the other colleagues in holding the camera on standby after the flowers, and beautiful women gave him no feedback (deflated into a pellet), who began to play after finding gas nozzle, which likened balloon Daya thump was hard, but vital capacity in the prettiness before the eyes of his fierce winds, the balloon quickly drum up, inflate, and then a noisy wail beautiful, blushing ---- then flee the flash radiance, This balloon is a 1:1 man, who desperately blowing ventilation nozzle to the JJ, the afterward day, rebuilt in the interior bbs to tightly latch of his men opened ad words automatically filter ===** === photos ~ ~
26, a friend's baby in primary school, teacher to draw in the first three paintings to the effect that piglet wandered off, piglet mother: to find Piglet, and later found, to draw fourth site,
PULSERA BLANCA CON ARGENTINA, with our the mind of mother and child have to draw pig pig happy life together, not knowing ... ... ... kids draw a bunch of launch, one large and one small fire on two meat ...
27, have a bath newly opened, with my buddy to take a bath. Bought a ticket, to update the apartment ########## to go to bath! The first time, do not know where to go to find nude, and finally found a gate! We immediately ran over and all of a sudden the door open, Grandma! Door is the street! !