1, the girl said: I'm productive. Men continue to bow to eat, said: I had a ligation. Shocked for a girl: You're kidding me. Man raised his head and looked at her, drink some water, said: Me too.
2, the morning bus, a mobile phone from his sack and dig to see the time, and then simply said, Remote
3, at campus, the toilet is kind of a row of old-fashioned pit-bit, and no doors. One night lights broken toilet, found himself a pit-bit, squatted down, when a strong elevate up a hand hip, a deep voice rang: It was!
4, the company smoking, so there is a small cell of the WC became the brother-specific smoking room.
brother to WC smoking yesterday and found that WC was accounted for, brother reluctantly, to retreat ~
10 minutes later, WC has been accounted for, Columbia tolerance, withdrawal ~ ~
20 minutes later, WC still been accounted for, and Costa angry: Hey! There are no one ah?
after half a minute, which came with weak voice: brothers, there is not periodical ah?
perspiration, so brother handed the paper towel from under the door five minutes after the last
, which still did not movement,
anger Brother: Hey, you in the end that not all over ah?
half a minute later, handed out through the crack, I just handed over a half stack of toilet paper,
and then there came the weak voice of the weak: Brother, can you help me to submerge some water ~~~~~~
Kao, brother collapsed, consciousness so long, dry it! ! !
5, one day with her boyfriend to go to Shenzhen SEG Plaza, Huaqiang North, (more folk to be squeezed out of the feces), in the lift, I suddenly stand on the two skeletons and then corner around, very loudly on her boyfriend, said: ; your hemorrhoids cured not ah? Big twenty-eight bike now! Four-year-old had never been seen before are the beam instantly on the bicycle sitting in my father,
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7, day into the metropolis, suddenly urgency, he looked had a secluded corner prepared to work, who knows a pol.ice was found rinsed up to scold me, but also to nice me for money, I was petulant and shouted back: Look not into ah! I explode into tears, you too have stimulated the TM!
9, the school's masculine and petticoat toilets interlocked. Forget to bring a girl to the toilet tissue, is entangled when the man next door came the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong sallow and loudly inquired, Female teacher's jeans zipper open. One girl stood up
cautioned: craft teacher there are so little known in the local, a newspaper has a greater coverage, along with a photo, then blew open in the class: Sign out the photos ... ...
12, Middle School, geometry teacher is a old madame, love boast, especially annoying.一日 in class, said:
13, once I see my sister in the draw Uncle Tai Po, suddenly cried out: The. Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She accelerated to salute customers, said: What is the most classic .. I thought up and damn the X. .. you acquaint him. ... His mother may feel that they are cattle of the ... day of classes X, he first entered the classroom to see their country who has come such a jaws on the classical ... so time has come .. the additional side is very calm and the Huileyiju you. mother. B. .....
2. .. I have a buddy in basic school The 1st object ..
lying there .. a school to pay to his mother gave him 100 greenbacks .. but the forfeiture of the class that day ... .. see the side of the road after school snack .. I sell That man did not hold back ... bought three dollars to eat .. went family ..
his mother: pay to it?
buddy: Today confiscated.
his mother: Oh, the money then?
buddy: to.
mother asked: how not 100?
man: Oh, I came back lost three dollars ...
mother :...
palm touched the voice face ....
3. sleep, my high school when St. the moniker of the same table, the human of a particular study lobby to sleep, wake up early the next day had study hall, then in the winter, the North was still black at seven o'clock in winter, who thought it was going to night classes after class, HLL fell down asleep back to quarters , just awake until noon.
I do not know how he was admitted to Tsinghua University and Dr. all the direction to read the Chinese Academy of Sciences.
few days antecedent he came to our hospital, his head namely Wu Qing, I was shocked: resting, stumbled in the dwelling that, I feel uneasy wearing clothing came off, GF, and sister sit in the front did not ascertain, then Lao Zhangren behind, thought we were playing **, punt my face ... br> 4. younger sibling learning in the United States. University where the green as the school's cardinal colors,
Supra Footwear, so the school souvenirs, the mascot, T-shirt, notebook or something, without exception, are bright green-green, including the cap. . . Although foreigners who
is that there is nought prohibition, but as a Chinese,,, anyway, I bought a cluster of green souvenirs, except hat. . .
saying I have a Venezuelan students, handsome guy, who is also very good, but a little smug, dress up every day towards the evolution of flowers, especially favor the bright clothes. ... Small group on Friday probably bought a new hat. . . Fresh green fresh green. . . Very happy guy, kept to show off before the class, but also to spread to Colombia to help him take pictures on facebook. . . Brother laughed language. . . I thought better not to tell him the profound meaning. . .
this class, young man listlessly lying on the table, look very depressed. So the last analysis. . .
originally named him cheating on his girlfriend home to find a new delight, he was formally notified yesterday kick. . .
. . .
guy that looked at the top of bright green bright green hat ... brother ... not know what to say ah this is the knowledge of our forefathers!
5. My mother, 52, but the intellect of the young especially, to dress the same with 30. then called her arm (I am male, 180 stature, had just mowed bald poll) suddenly felt a colossal hand from my left head photographed, and then I fell to the floor on HLL's. That was Avenue ah, I just wanted to hear it melodrama especially the voice sounded versed to the Dad, I'm her son ... Helping you quickly look ah!
everyone: Do you use fragrance? ? Han mark? ?
waive strengths: SIX GOD ah, I just use that.
All: Niubi ah, never heard of, ah, Sha Yangzi ah? .
Relinquish strengths: Six Florida Water God, you who took it?
all :.............
7. For a moment I wanted to study whether it can be stored fart, so I can use a decanter as a vessel, the sometime regarded each fart aligned and then put the decanter, put end to seal with plastic mantle. So next time a fart, and to repeat the operation.
stored for two days so, I want to see results, so the unsealing, solemnly smell a morsel ... ...
proved fart can naturally be cached ... ...
8. first day when us that the school mess.
a day, small Cangnan the stairs, a high-grade bully, hastily ran down, picked up a small Cangnan clothes: silence, so he said the word pun:
shocked for a few seconds: I must give your body quest, but now I really do not have money you do not deem it ... ...
scolded:
9. Friends of the cry, asked why!
mentioned its third annual know a school girl, hot fast, and constantly spend the night do not start! its principles tin not dress the marrying dress for her to not loosen her button buckle! the high school dropout, diligence exception, their women are Chushoubufan! school girl absence to drop out of school, the threat posed to say: do not destroy on the University and Seoul! school girl hard then! consider one undergraduate seminaries! the then increasingly hard money! during 3 years, not an penny of economy house! full payout of the school girl! still insists on not moving the school girl!
school girl near a motorcar chance, medical decisions: a corpse two life!
its roar, saying: I TM to send someone else's door but his wife three years to interlace a green hat!
10. My college buddy buddy with a fable, he had graduated several years, but his anecdote was still in college Kat X spread ......
BH buddy said that the time to do graduation, the referendum is entitled: lasting film machine fabrication .......
That guy in front of ardent about his methodology, this time under the teacher can not help but mutter (argued under this man is not sick.)
gorgeous this time came,
Kids' Supra Skytop Shoes, this man broke the chalk 向那 teacher threw his back, with the joined sentence: Grandpa's phone call with my father, father of a then say: hey, Dad it! ? is love, one day see her play with a potentate, the ruler with sparkling top, kick above evil, to ask her to borrow over secretly in your mouth (it was first kiss, though indirect) I'm up against her, thinks she can not see. While some people did not goad me, I was still drunk go again, sometimes did not respond is who told, he turned to suck when the ruler was still hard, her face invisible bitterness, said: give it to me .......... ......
Since then, she has all disdained the school.
14. the words of the year, or primary, as is short, the teacher arranged in the first row.
day math class, is pretending to hear carefully when, suddenly feeling the navel does not have the impulse to fart. . So I very carefully very light to put it out slowly. . Haochou. . Really Haochou.
the first three rows cover their proboscis and boost student collective mutual misgiving. Of lesson, this kind of thing can not be acknowledged! So I artificial to pretbring ... to an endnocent martyrs. But it is cursed that the guy sitting next to me misgiving to me, up against the hazard of spewing next to me to hear to smell. . I kept moving him.
results have to be the educator saw. Teachers understand the truth, namely we in the coarse, so very strong, said: Also, I found the edge of the fellow sitting afterward to me lying ashore my seat smell! Ah lie heard in my seat! !
with large speed so I know the result of a math problem on the blackboard that the answer (in truth, when my elementary school math scores well --b). And then coerced, and very fast, gorgeous and sat down!
guy was about to rise to the seat again and I had close adjoin, and with a
teachers and angry: And remember the most mysterious mistake! now I think, should be the teacher's slide of the tongue, he should be trying to say is saddle)
whole class smiled, the boys next to me sit up and aggrieved, to protect themselves but do not know how to say , little face up in the ruddy...
writing on the blackboard the teacher turned to writing when the child turned his head he kept on sitting in the back of the students whispered: fart that he let it! fart that he put!
This time it was Colombian blush 。。。。
15. My classmates tragedy. and the people with him will be particularly disadvantageous, said his former elementary school, sitting with him at the peak of inexplicable nosebleeds happen After school, the road was copied Pa, forgot to write the label of exam papers copied discipline, was looking for counterfeit money to buy asset ... arrange of misfortune. Then he was afraid of junior high school students to hear, try not to touch him, but what Spring and his a team of people who fall into the lake, he likes the girls in the exam result of sudden cancer hit test, a road every day and his home such things as a boy in a car accident or a tragedy happened. but even more tragic is that, in one mode class failed the math test, examination of all other classes can be, the teacher asked the class is very strange why not pass a lot and found the results of investigation is the man that day birthday ...
16. postseason the quondam 2 days race, consider of high school. high school classrooms have a television, we look at the rocket behind school playoffs are Hi skin... yet we conceived level squeeze... We put the TV sound off, the screen dims. TV right in the head teacher So, the teacher was startled to find everyone that hold back the mushroom of lectures ... ... ah, can not cry
17. My brother two very naughty child all day around getting himself into, once they make a mistake, was his aging mother in the ... aging mother kneeling in the living chamber is also bloody, the Pro out of the lost sentence: I come back you do not bend on the dead! then went out. We two brothers are also very headstrong, kneeling on the knees, more fearful! to as seethe, over time, the answer came, I looked frowning brother, brother ... my brother did not say that I had finished, swiftly take words: urinary urgency, right? Well I had heard, he said: I also pressing!! how to do? brother looked at me meaningfully and said: What mom not deduct from his aging mother ... ... and then soon returned, opened the door ample to build misunderstandings, the two kneeling chap also face arrogance, but extra than before fluid two beaches, but also was twisting freehand fashion, it is really aesthetic!
18. It was very hot, I always drink superfluity of water, has been forget to purchase a glass. often use the company's paper cups to drink water. the day before I work to work, see to the table stood a massive glass moon stuff. and it is variety of cute, pulchritude director, colleagues said to me. I was particularly touched by a bit to pick clean water to drink. Shuo Liu cup water with a big sense of the unique personality, is very esteemed colleagues to hurl eyes. noon, I eat banquet, take a cup to drink water. suddenly come in shocked charm manager there to see me ... and then she said: This is my little litter can send you the morn rush you forgot to put the lid, and this to send you a cover ... I went to Le
19. 一日 school, math teacher because we test the temper somewhat less pessimistic.
noon I get sick, twisted a few , the release of a mammoth smelly P.
students have protested, chaotic classroom, the teacher's wroth anecdotes.
teacher was maddening, P will not be put out to put it? Chousi! After retirement, active aging, the international radio station every morning to do a silhouette of programs to learn English every day.
procedure is broadcast early in the morning. Babaoshan worldwide radio stations in the vicinity, very distant away. So the professor does not shine each day went to where we ought.
one day, the old instructor also late. can not be late, and quickly cab.
Professor old master anxiously grabbed the shoulder:
table, eat with ferocity, a dish up, meal loot, on the empty plate.
fashionable trays on the Romantic side, then removed an blank plate.
many people as restaurants, serving slower, we gobble, the table really has only one plate.
Finally finished, we burped, carrying a fourth of the dish, just about to go.
first came to dinner next to a classmate looked at us, said:
At first, every day, walking from the front, but also did not find anything wrong, then he and a classmate through the store, how the students told me how this name, I suddenly realized ... not a month later, the store by the business closed, and store cards are destroyed, and a fine of 1000 yuan ...
23. a mm, while QQ is very simple to leave the auto-reply still there? not! Hey, you too much, your sense of disgrace still there? not!
24. graduated, we Yikusitian. I think of my last things. is summer, I Dress wearing high heels and fell from the stairs to go. the process is not the point, here ignored. then went to the hospital to grant doctors to view. I'll even carry in your hand ** off. She saw my swollen huge and filled with silt Green bloodstain and scratches in the leg after the child looked very dignified means Miaole Miao my hand. ... and then say: so strong Where did you buy socks
25. the first two days and the LP to buy clothes, pick two, In the dressing room I tried, heard on the outside and proprietress LP bargain: a 38, one 58, two pieces of a absolute of 100 well, the fraction of wiping out on the line. proprietress said, no, this is special for us , a penny is not inexpensive, 100 sold vain!
Finally, I came out pay, the boss money, 96 ... ...
26. 4:00 to work, Deputy Chief of the Land Rover open home, halfway under the car to buy smokes, purchase only 11 found the body. on the bus can see the oil life display to run 41 kilometers. was surprised to open the GPS, the results show the precise home to 42 km. passing gas stations, are hesitant to with 10 of the fuel. or go in the time of assurance.
I remember the corporation phone reception, so use a landline station. a security answer the phone, and asked him how much money, the response is only 120, I said enough it back to me quickly. So that the NB over a taxi fare 38. persisted to tears Ben.
call to the monetary, but fortunately the cashier did not go. Half an hour later the cashier, the neatly packed with business models that paid the money. suddenly feeling really elated money.
cashier so happy to send back home , to send the security back to the company. pocket complete circle and then passing gas stations, but also angrily turned away several glimpses BS. The results come back to me and tears ran out.
oil life display: can mileage: 41 km. I With feelings of anger and drove into the gas station.
faint little boy looked at me: help people help it. this time to see next to a PLMM, so he took his daughter to the edge with her daughter, said: is a foot up ...
29. summer holiday back home, pulls out a child's composition question of the ...
sentences, constantly: cars reserve from me in the past ...
30. friends with a non-mainstream college entry exam dress MM, very, very seductive, the butt down the run of at least one-third of MM, said that a nice white ... good white friends left sitting in front, so that Costa Rica was the scourge of the material, when book can not help but coil to the side of people ditch ass look. hard look! misadventure be a advising invigilator, and then the uncle of a proctor to him to see his eyes down, looking after the certain two-second freeze-frame to bring the glasses back to the podium, and then returned and stood in The brother after the whole converge of the exam invigilator this brother ...
· something to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: the streets have been dug for the open road, he can not help but sigh, You recently quit the personnel matter?! Zhang listened to big panic, bartenders busy changed his tune, I heard that you are not in the personnel Rights?!
· a Miss United States abortion, the doctor accidentally get the anguish, cried Miss : hurt! can not stand! doctor: can not stand must be, who told Hello I do not come by when.
· ramen mart counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. to her, ramen master asked: you want thick or svelte? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
· bookstore salesperson with a straight face: Do not look, here is selling paperbacks is not the library! Customer: What do you approach No one o'clock smile. Clerk: You're here to buy books, or to buy a laugh?
· a meteor across the night sky, I immediately promised a hope, I hope you ambition become more smart, who knows fair finished Xu hope Meteor *** lost in the face of the boy: I will disburse you monthly installments! dyspepsia patients complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not regular, what to eat drag anything, dine cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon drag, how to restore normal? physicians silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
* A study in the field Yuan. One day, he found living expenses run onward of timetable, he is busy telegraph to the household for aid. telex only two words: dissipation. just a few days, Ah Yuan received the call back home: altitude live!
· you kas long asour friendship to me is full of rich meaning, when you cry I cry,
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· have a very smooth breast girl, she was afraid that her boyfriend has not told him to hold anything. They first go to mattress, turn off the lights, carpet drill, the men began to touch, he touched the girl's chest. Then he said: Honey, do tummy slumbering ah,
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· rabbits that fled from the gray wolf, the wolf angry Jizhui, obliterate the body of hare to play ash taint rabbits wear glasses to read the newspapers the wolf asked: can see a rabbit? Rabbit: The rabbit is a wolf marred it? Wolf shame: by! published in the paper so quickly was?
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· creature base out of a bureau, the maximum needless man discourse out, and suddenly was told Liu: I truly needless!
· vehicle police car appearance, said: Where to go after the trailer? B: you do not quit his wife over it! A: That guy can not signed the letter!
· A: You know, children of God live it? B: live toilet. A: Why? B: Because every morning I heard my father knocking on the door when the toilet is always said: 'God, ah, how do you still inside? '
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