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Old 05-30-2011, 06:38 AM   #1
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He shook himself from his reverie and shouted for Ruiz.

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"Si, Papa. You are making the posters?"

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"Ah, Papa, you forgot about creating the bleed."

He wondered what Ruiz knew of blood and bleeding.

"Here, in the Page Setup dialog box, under Page, we make the page bigger than the sheet of paper. The poster paper is 17 inches by 22 inches, so we set the page to 17.5 by 22.5, instead of the 15 by 18 inches you have now. Now I click Print and let the printer do its work,Office 2010 Download!"

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Old 05-30-2011, 06:42 AM   #2
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