Jokes 30

1. One day, Xiao Ming plaster hands,
teacher asked: how was your hand
Little said: mow off
teacher said: Why?
Little said: because I'm too lazy
pedagogue said: also inactive to hand it ambition crash?
Little said: I went on the road, ran into a stone shoes,
hand but I get lazy,
poles to hold the foot to a stone falls out shaking,
passers-by to see a shock to calculate that I hit my hand with a wooden
so .................
teacher :............
2. Taiwan businessmen act business in China,
the family in Taiwan,
like to run every night so sensual place.
One day he was unfortunately caught the public security,
MTP was covered by a
he was very upset,
then spent some money through relationship,
want to remove this term was indecent.

over a week,
friend told him to run out.
he thought, how can not do on the mainland at the peak of the money entity? After he received MTP
excitedly opened it,
which impressively built a three characters:
non Yinchong. Later he
people through more telling non-Yinchong
want to put words
knocked off,
because he felt it was indecent words,
so this explanation have to take this material resolved.
because next month he will be back to Taiwan ....
friends with his reiterated insurances,
be no problem,
is absolutely required ceremony. Then, after a week

,
friends come to him and said: This is really good it!
He immediately took the MTP to have a see,
says:
black prostitution Huochong
3. B, C three trips together, a cold ... ...
night everybody sleeping in a bed, a sleep megalopolis.

medium of the night ... i hit a big jet tears,
A B C is the crystallization of the whole face.
B C: the next period to inform us ... ...

After a half hour,
A: Note the ...
B C heard quickly drill into quilt,
and determine there is no connectivity with the appearance world ...
results, put a ass.
4. I once went to lofty educate and several students
see his teacher's house,
it was an age man,Womens Lacoste Arin Trainers, before leaving,
left us with some fruit and gave the teacher,
but the teacher keep near knots with laptop circumstance squad, said:
a netizen,
time coming,
friends not by inches pointing to an ugly girl said to the driver:
see, after waiting there?
other MM buy something when you do not think it inappropriate,

coffee on the counter.
waiter asked:
day did not wear cups,
dimly lit cafe,
my amount tag hard to see alternatively not see ... ...
say the sentence:

Waiter:

director of invoice, immediately instructed his staff to buy a machine,
intended itinerary namely finishing his luggage.
Pro beginning the day by Secretary of the block down.
secretary: ? Wal-Mart
9 pound bass,
put the ice if the necrosis of two to seven,
for fresh. Work of a sibling,
to quickly go buy, or have constantly been bought,
a brother to stop the tank before the, ah,
sometimes do not dead a quite a while.
a brother to go fishing with a net, kick the fish with the pate of the handle.
attendants really could not stand,
come with the brother said:

day visit to the male dormitory,
just a boy has not got everything in the ground scurrying ~
be whichever class immediately screeched
seen jumping on the bed,
quilt cover ~
any classes left and left word:
such a large bulk of what I have not seen,
What is your name ~
the student giant cold - -!!!
10. pirated CDs:
-Are you serious? (Are you serious you?)
-No, I'm kidding. (No, I'm kidding.)

Translation movies :
- you Xilaruisi you?
- No, I'm Kai Ding ..
11. freshman year,
even bedroom one morning a buddy

found that there are half a pillow large dark moth,
Bel feel reduced.

mentioned it was by and by dart,
surprised to find teeth marks ashore the wings of moths. . . . . .


full bedroom Puhan semester! ! !
12. and a matron having an affair, the husband suddenly home, the men did not attention to wear clothing on jumping through the window to escape, walking down the avenue on the road crowd, the men fraught the sky if necessaryhing had happened: ah, ah This is the Earth. Passers-by said: cao, mounted plumage foreigners.
13. We have a small bedroom opposite the noodle mart.
bedroom of a roommate,
special adore activity it cool,
pending in the window one day bathe your hair,
to be finished,
hair dart for the star-shaped,
fingers to the noodle shop,
shouted: eat a small airplane across friends, How are you!
14. Zhongguancun daytime journey apt the students,
a hawker Couguo query,
br> 15. ahead college,
night for a while before we all have to gossip.

once said, if the murderers turn night into the bedroom how to do?
(by that time was reported that there were a girl bedroom had been raped)
a sister, said: saw him turn on the balcony, everyone on!
br> talk in your sleep,

One night I was up and nectar water,
who knows he suddenly exclaimed out:

one evening, went on to talk in your sleep,
murmured:
. there is a late night out in summer,
sitting on the table next to a Guangbang Zi's fat.
giant portly, the meat is lifting the upper body.
half-eaten,
pager rang (9 annuals time) we saw is not us.

Bayao on results to see the fat man turned up the meat,
glanced down the meat after the paging worker, received from dining.
We were a chart of beautiful women on the hilarious.
18. Baidu know
Jiqiu papers: The Artistic Conception of Chinese Art
reward points: 0 - to solve the time :2007-6-22 18:24
Jiqiu Paper: An Analysis of China Artistic Mood
2500 words ~ 3000 words
you some assist out, first thank you out!
of Chinese Artistic Mood
reward points: 0 - to solve the time :2007-6-24 14:12
Lake Master Arts classmates Introduction I teach you the craft teacher at! About views of Chinese Artistic Mood paper duplicate in order to prevent you! I have to search on Baidu in China Artistic Mood of the first 40 pages of all visited all the pages! is still going on here the other! please your attention! to your own mind!!
19. a fellow student, his microprocessor will automatically start each a.m. (doubtless because the dorm when the moment calls the morning of red open.)
old took a break and he posted on the computer. . .
20. One day, A king shit in the toilet,Lacoste Swerve Trainers,
estimated not pull out,
to bark in the restroom.

At this point, outside of the B king heard,
so loudly sang:
Then, once sang:
Let set 5, when normal test stumbled.
my turn on the motorcar, start hiking, open sound, the examiner did not speak, sitting next to.
Suddenly, the examiner said to me, come on, the students.
suddenly, I was thrilled, and my heart warm present, I thought, how nice examiners, ah, know thatI am nervous, but also encouraged me.
So I smiled and said to the examiner, thank examiners.
examiner surprised a moment, seemed a bit helpless. It's that open, turn over, the examiner again one, come on! I had a warm
, moved one, or a smile, thank you Examiner!
examiner appeared more silent, suppressing facial wording, shaking his head.
approaching the finish line, the examiner said impatiently 3 times, come on! Come on! Students.
thankful words to say before I export, the examiner pointed to my bulging body right foot trod on the accelerator,Lacoste Arixia FD Trainers, said:
my feet you step on the gas oil, not for you Come on! Do you think this is the Olympics, I see you game, ah!
22. night, one bedroom sleeping four,
still chasing three girls in the dispute of how the 1st confession,
brisk discussion was affirmative,
sleeping awake that:
Han also say, we will go to sleep .....
23. Peking University graduate and undergraduate campuses are separate,
graduate student in a campus named Willow.

in the undergraduate campus,
the West Gate is the location North Division One bike parking,
prepared specifically for graduate students,
on the wall read, .

once and a friend from that too,
see he paused,
last desperate skirmish for a long time has finally asked me wondering:
students say that Willow is Who , true cattle X, so many bikes! 1.
he cried.
No. 1 in our level to stand up,
shouted a voice: to! the teacher said:
Please in English! (Please answer in English)
I That students scratched his head,
clutch back a long response to the sentence:
adviser ~ ~ ~ (for the second intonation)

25. our dormitory buddies muscular violence,
一日 he found There are mosquito nets,Lacoste Prep CB Trainers,
busy grasping for a long time did not catch,
man says with a sigh:


nets all butmething:
一日 he found a fly flew into the nets even,
told us: Yeah, but resistant to peckish flies, it seems that you are relying on, but his kept fans waved edge,
is to reserve the flies landing,
two hours after the results,
flies finally fly farther.

goading fly over to peer, said:
br> time carrying a pistol also eat raw meat? , and next time I peregrination to Lhasa to live in your family ah. ;
... ... ... ...!
how not riding it?
then Yunnan is no entrance examination, the checkup was archery competition,
one km away put a sign,
write The 1st shot Tsinghua University, Peking University the second shot, failed, and finally to the insurance,
a sign of recent launch, is the school.
27. I'm in college,Lacoste Carnaby Trainers,
dormitory toilets blocked,
a buddy volunteered,
said he went through the,
with a stick with the two-meter-long force poke holes in the toilet,
actually pass the emulating three times,
also rushed water several times,
good effect,


I just absence to boast that he found the cave's actually a very strong light,
look closely, the aboriginal was pierced through the sewer ,
downstairs there are people in colossal,
who we rushed downstairs to have flashed before....
28. My college roommate,
once before holiday a drink,
was drunk,
stairs up to the 3rd floor corridor to see the water,

suddenly lifted him out of two brothers,
said something:
This swim 4 or five meters, finally being pulled up
29.
night we went to the night quarters or playing field is out, and his wife's,
back late,
cry us to open the gate ,
then we let them on the slogan,

king cover ground tiger,
pagoda Town Creek devil,
What What Ha Ha,
how yellow face?
eat shit if they do not eat yellow is definitely not open the door.

have a winter nightfall beneath the fish,
the wind is getting bigger,

a buddy die cold,
back to beat on the door,
nor a signal,
directly in that call,
eat shit eat my face is yellow,
quickly open the door.

sound of loud, we live in a establishing, 3rd floor are heard....
30. I am very solemn upper dysmenorrhea,
time to have bed repose duration.

us apartment Friends of the to take care of her while sitting on her bed and talked.
time she can not stand the pain,
said to be surgery to clear the uterus,
she did not want children anyway.

We just account the benefits of post-hysterectomy.
appending to no longer must dysmenorrhea,
A sanitary linens that can also save money,
B that can save the money to buy condoms,
C that is more people do not cost big money ... ...
turn of the last,
she thought for a long time,
said,




we tin cut corners the uterus fried food, ought be quite fill the ... ...
31. From the Left Bank to the off road there are many people who sell raw footage to see you walk


buddy asked children to movie it?
We are disgusted first and foremost was secondhand to

has a bedroom with his girlfriend to a buddy
Zhongguancun Computer
behind with depressed
particular chip that sold us that children of harassment
Nothing



this man said:
problem is that SB
came over and asked me hear to what others say.
the poorest end of the time saying,
people have no money for a dormitory,
not defiance to ask the home to the collective diet.
in mandate to retention the physical, we entire cut class the.

noon counselor to the bedroom,
look an has a weakly in bed,
was very surprised.
not open, hears the bedroom boss said slowly sound > the kind of chilly humor.
her approximately her entry check-point after things.


call to retard sub-station retard points.
found when the math scores,
Phone in the report:
Some went to our class library
before,
jaws big tarn here, got a skinny floor of ice,

several of our discussion
the southern ice can not bear the weight of a person,
then the boss of their own experiences from Shaanxi to jump on the ice,Lacoste Tennis Trainers,
said: No problem, see also quit it,
can not only walk but also large bounce it.

Yan Bi,
boss saw the ice in slow motion from the bottom slowly sank,
hand waving to us but also to nourish the posture,
maximum school Students were stunned by this excellent moment.

boss response hsiang,
some thump to the beach,
and speedy to get up and run,
so we returned to the bedroom I saw the landlord was in bed, said:
Needless to say, after whom mention, I destroy who.
35. a afflict in his abdomen while shopping
so suddenly into the corner of 199 All you can eat peppery kettle restaurants
mention, at a toilet layer with
happens quested is no found so I went to a second

second floor is still empty elaboration Nothing
but found a toilet close to the br> Tuoliaokuzi
crouched on the toilet towards the Perak Para ... ... thrilled!!


later I went downstairs merely to find blank
strange, is worth of the banquet downstairs and has nearly a full house
equitable how suddenly deserted it? even the servants and reception were worked ... ...
So I reached the bar,
and asked: Anybody here ? how no person?
At this point, I saw a male waiter from the bar to drill out the crowd,
and speak:
########! ... ... just fell from the ceiling
stool to play to the fans when you do not it? count your fortunate ......
36. rotate off the lights,
male dormitory collective shouting Call! Lights out late! Woman! ... ... row of decree?
finally confused, wrong.
teacher pique, discipline Lei station.


and fear call Wave: I asked some of the problems at work.

we speak on the phone as ages,
Finally, to facilitate the online commute,
I let him leave e-mail residence.

Zhang said:
br>
:
that,
your mailbox is established in which the site? ! Email is laozhang@hotmail.com
39.A: I'm sorry!
B: I'm sorry, too.
A: I'm apologetic three.
B: What are you sorry for?
A: I'm sorry five.